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myOtaku.com: CeeKari


Sunday, May 23, 2004

Moms live to embarrass their children
Well, I'm home from my graandmother's right now. While I was sitting in the living room, the adults were talking, and I was just zoning out. I mean let's face it, forty and fifty year olds don't talk about anything that interesting. So I was just watching the TV not paying any attention at all. Until I heard the words "big band-aid". Which could only mean one thing- embarrassing baby stories were being told about me.

The "big band-aid" story goes something like this: One time, when I was about 3 or so, my mom was talking to an insurance salesman. I was at the stage where I had all kinds of imaginary boo-boos and I wanted a band-aid for all of them. So while mom was talking to this man, I run up to her and go "Lookit boo-boo momma! Band-aid?" and she tells me to go somewhere else, that she doesn't have any more band-aids. A few minutes later, I proved her a liar.
Because a few minutes later, as she was talking to this salesperson. I walked up behind her. The salesguy saw me and made a face sorta like O_o. Mom turned around to see what he was looking at, namely me. I said "Lookit momma! I find band-aids! I find BIG band-aids!"
I was standing there with pantyliners stuck all over me from head to toe.

So she embarrass me with that story, then we went to Wal-Mart. The toy aisle is a place you should never take my mother. She found the interactive Shrek Donkey. It recognizes certain phrases (when spoken loudly and clearly)and gives appropriate responses. So here my mom was in the middle of the aisle, practically shouting "I love you donkey!" and "Are you hungry?" at the thing, as people were passing by giving both of us these looks like "Someone forgot their medication this morning."

But anyway. That's been my day so far. I'll catch up with ya later. See ya round. ^_^
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