Thursday, May 25, 2006

THIS IS WHY I DON"T HAVE A LIVE JOURNAL!
This is my quiz from Gregor's lazy live journal thingie. all i had to do was pick the one's i wanted. it's soooo realistic. Pleases don't hate me. i am but a bored sophomore in intro to bca.

Today was really awful.
I got out of bed really late because my alarm clock has broken and I cannot afford a new one at the moment.
I feel sad, because Sarah and Britney are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night.
I'm so stoned.
Last night I had to masturbate twenty times. I'm so horny. Click here to see my website.
I want to tell the world to get fucked.
I am really annoyed with those assholes at _are_you_hotter_than_us_?, because I am so much cuter than them, and those photos don't do me justice. They can't reject me, so I'm starting my own rating community. Click here to join (the first five applicants are automatically accepted).
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! I'm so ugly. Don't look at my photos pleeeeeze.
I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I'm not suffering alone. It's cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go.
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, and should stop smoking drugs.
You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron.
GLOISWASHEE
That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.
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GLOPISWASHEE!!!
that's the last name that Gilisa made up. i think it wonderful and melodic. oh, i love my baby (luke)! i miss him so much. i wanna go see him soon. i miss everything about him. damn thibodaux and physical properties of distance and proportion. I quit smoking (three days and it's killing me!). anyways, i wish i ever wrote anything interesting, compelling, or even mildly amusing but i'm afraid that would go against my character. my site, i have realized, is one of the simplest ever and is devoted to no noble cause except my whim. I still think Emily Glopiswashee sounds like a good name...
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Monday, May 22, 2006

he put my whole foot in his mouth...
i met a 26 year old bisexual wiccan priest with a foot fetish yesterday. i teased him until he couldn't take the temptation anymore and started sucking on my foot.did i mention i was handcuffed to luke at the time? i really don't understand how i keep meeting people like this. oh, i'm dating luke. guess that settles that. brady can just talk his little heart out to brittany. they're leaving for thibodaux today. matzeltov. gonna miss those idiots. now what will i do with my life?
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Wednesday, May 17, 2006

i put a man in a dress yesterday...
and all 300 pounds looked damn good. that's what happens when you lose a bet to me. take heed thus and be sedate.
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Monday, May 15, 2006

it has come to my attention...
that nobody can really understand what my posts are about except me. i don't think i give you enough current information nor do i elaborate on experiences relevant to your understanding of many of these passages. well, sucks to be you then.
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Sunday, May 14, 2006

devil king sucks...
well, reaper sucks more. this keyboard is hard to type with. another chronicle in my useless life. counting the days until i die.

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Friday, May 12, 2006

BRADY AND LUKE AR STOOPAD
well they are! they so sexy tho. i always feel like i'm in the middle of a man sandwich baby! I need to behave tho, or i'm gonna get in trouble because no matter what anybody says, feelings always get hurt with this kinda shit. probably gonna end up being mine though, so that's okay. i just am so sick of causing everyone else problems.
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Wednesday, May 3, 2006

Helllooooo....
i'm happy (probably for the wrong reasons) but i am. Life is beautiful, and i hope it remains so for the remainder of my time of this earth, or at least twenty minutes, whichever comes first.
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Wednesday, April 26, 2006

grunge-eeee
hello again kiddies, life sucks. weeelll, almost. things are at the best okay. my mom and dad still hate me (what's new), jess treats me like shit ( what' new part deux) life goes on.
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Monday, April 24, 2006

   good easter...
chocolate + boyfriend's house= happy.
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