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• the day i first saw sailor moon(4 or yrs. ago)
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• Inuyasha, Yu Yu Hakusho,DragonBall Z, One Piece, Kenshin,Fruits Basket,Angel Sanctuary,Planet Ladder,Saiyuki,Blade of Heaven,Fushugi Yugi,The Vampire Game,Gravitation,Absolute Boyfriend,Godchild,Nana,X...and so many more just to name a few...
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Wednesday, February 8, 2006

I need help!
Yeah does anyone know where i can get free anime songs? or how i can put it on my site?...well today was boring as usual and yes we had no bomb threat...well tomorrow everyone of my friends will be jobshadowing and i'll be at school...T.T i couldn't find anyone to jobshadow...well anyways...here's some funny statements that i found..i hope u enjoy them.^.^

* Why do people, such as S.W.A.T or Seals wear the bulletproof vests where you can see them? Wouldn’t people aim for their head or crotch?

* Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

* Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

* If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

* Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

* "Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

* Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

* If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?

* If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?

* If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

* Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your
thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Catch u guys later!

"I stand alone, everything that I believe in is fading."

~Godsmack
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