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Friday, March 31, 2006


   hello!
i'm bored so i'll post random quotes that i found on some site...here ya go!!

Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

People have the right to be stupid. Some people abuse that privilege.

Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it.

Just remember... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

F.E.A.R.: Fuck Everything And Run!

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."

I can only please one person per day. Today isn't your day...and tomorrow don't look good either.

Heaven won't take me and hell's afraid I'll take over.

What do I do when I see someone EXTREMELY GORGEOUS? I STARE, I SMILE, AND WHEN I GET TIRED...I PUT THE MIRROR DOWN

Kids in the backseat cause accidents
Accidents in the backseat cause Kids

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted...the only real kind of kiss is a kiss tasted

Don't follow me, I am lost too!

Did You Ever Wonder.....
*If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?

*Is it ok to use the AM radio after noon?

*What do you call a male lady bug?

*When a dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it.

*Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

*Why you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

*Why there are floatation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?

*Have you ever imagined the world without hypothectical situations?

Great Store Signs:
*On Maternity Room door:"Push,Push,Push"

*At an Optommetrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

*Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming.

*At the Electric Company: "We will be delighted if you send in your bill. However if you don't,you will be."

*Outside a Radiators Repair Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."

*In a non-smoking area: "If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropiate action."

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

When someone says they love you ALOT this is what they mean by ALOT...
Alot is more then the amount of stars in the sky...
More then the amount of drops of water in the ocean...
More then the amount of lip gloss i put on in one day...
More then the amount of money on earth...
More then the number of humans on earth...
More then infinity...
You get the picture..
Alot is ALOT... it's its own quantity... So if someone loves you alot... never let them go...

hope everyone had a good weekend!! for me it's my spring break!!!!!!!

"I stand alone, everything that I believe in is fading."

~Godsmack


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