Wednesday, May 24, 2006

   Beware this post may contain bits of profanity...and stuff..
Ok today I will be typing a conversation/skit that Shadow and I came up with during one of classes in our freshman year. It all started when we were bored out of our minds listening to the theatre art teacher talk about us choosing a play to act out. Well Shadow had a pack of papers and she started a letter to me. I was sitting behind her so I wasn’t that far from her. And this is how the whole convo/skit started:

K: = Shadow
A: = Celestial
U: = Uncle Sesshomaru…*the uncle comes from this fanfic we were reading…^.^’
M: = Master Naraku…*once again a fanfic we were reading
* = These indicate character’s actions

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K: Celestial, you’re sad….

A: Cuz you have my pencil…

K: Don’t you wish! I’ll eat it!

A: Naraku will come after you along with Uncle!! *evil grin*

K: 4 eating a pencil?! Oooh I’m so scared! *sarcasm drips from every word*

A: I thought u wrote: Heating a pencil…lol

K: Yeah? So?

A: *rolls eyes* Not that…that just reminded me of that picture!

K: Yeah well I’m sure they are bigger than a pencil. A lot bigger. ^.~

A: You’re so dirty Shadow. Shamey shame!…Got my pen back!

K: Yeah well reality check: the world’s dirty!!! But seriously I wonder if they are “well endowed.”

A: I wonder what part of the world is the most dirtiest? ^.~ lol

K: I dunno, but Em. And I are moving to Japan.

A: Well I’ll be living there w/my friend once a year. I’ll visit you. XP

K: Okay, I wonder…I’m bored…

A: My friend and I will have many houses around the world once we establish our business.

K: Who is this friend?

A: Kaylee

K: Ok….I’m married

A: I don’t plan on b-n married until I have established my career. Marriage gets in the way.

K: Says you…I still have a life and I’m juggling 5 guys. Wanna know their names?

A: I don’t really care. :P

K: FINE THEN! DON’T TALK TO ME ANYMORE YOU MORON!!!

A: Moron would be the one who hogs the paper w/their writing, YOU!

K: FUCK YOU!!!

A: Ask Master for permission. :P

K: And if he said fine, you’d agree!

A: Maybe depends…he’ll do you first before I could get to you.*evil grin*

K: o.O I would cower in fear! *sarcasm comes back*

A: Yeah when Uncle arrives at the scene NAKED!! Coming towards you w/his you-know-what!! *lmao*

K: I would giggle and say “You’ve got to be joking!” *sarcasm still present*

A: Yeah right you’ll be gagging “on something” before you ever say “got.”

K: Yep and then I’ll draw blood!

U: *SMACK!!!*

K: DIE!!! You shouldn’t stick things where they don’t belong, stupid!

U: How do you know it doesn’t belong there or would you prefer it somewhere else. * Lecturous grin*

K: I would prefer it not to be anywhere at all.

U: Do not talk back to me WENCH you have no choice in this matter! *SMACK*

K: Yeah well, shows how much you know!!!!!! *sticks out tongue*

M: *appears behind shadow w/dagger. Grabs her tongue…*slash!**

K: *muffled* I need that!!!

M: Stop that WENCH! *punches her in the face*

K: *gives him the finger*

M: *grabs her finger and cuts it* You dare flip me off!

K: Yep *smiles*

M: *grabs her by the neck, claws digging deep in her neck, cutting air off…blood dripping*

K: Oww! *cries* Sess! *sobs because strangled*

Sess: Now you dare call! DIE you miserable ungrateful WENCH! * Smacks her in the face real hard and blood comes out of her mouth*

K: Why do u hate me!!! Why did I- *shocked* I can talk!!! *burst into a song*

A: How can you sing when Naraku is still clutching your throat?

Sess: *raises his poisonous claws @ her, eyes glowing blood red*

*to be continued….*

There is more to it but I have little time to type it all out…so this is all you’ll get for the time being. I hope you had…fun…reading it…it was very funny as we wrote it….till the next update!

~celestial69

"I stand alone, everything that I believe in is fading."

~Godsmack

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