Monday, July 31, 2006

   Skit time! (again)
ok now this one i made up as well my intentions of it was different...but it came out well. i hope u enjoy it!

Characters:
Celestial69(me) = C
Sesshomaru = Sess
Naraku = N
*special guest: Jack Sparrow = Jack*

~Listening to Keane “Somewhere only we know”~

C: *sings along w/song* “…of simple things…” *Then falls asleep*

N: *appears near C* Nice song…for a mortal. *gets closer to C* hmm…wonder where her damn camera is? *Shuffles around the room looking for the camera*

C: *sees N and grabs Kumagoro* MR. BEAR ATTACK!!!*throws kuma at N as he turns to around and kuma hits him square in the face*

C: ROFL Marvelous, simply marvelous!

N: *glares* What was that for?

C: For sneaking in my room, humph!

N: …

C: So…what do you want now?

N: your camera

C: Oh…why?

N: Cuz…

C: *suspicious* Well…Sess has it now.

N: *gets angry* Where is he now?

*sess pops out of no where to stand behind N*

Sess: Here. *just as N turns sess flashes the camera in N’s face*

N: Ahh! You Bastard!

C & Sess: *snickers*

C: *to sess* Good one!

Sess: yeah

N: *in a rage fit he grabs Kuma and throws it at sess*

Sess: That was-- *WHAM! Get hit in the face*

C: O.O Wow that was so unexpected.

Sess: *glares at N w/a now slightly pink face* What was that you threw at me?!

N: Didn’t you see it? It was right in your FACE! Or were you blind? *glares daggers*

Sess: >:o You are the one that is blind! *flashes N w/camera again*

N: *covers his eyes* Damn you! *grabs for the nearest thing which is a sword* (not the kind that knights uses…more of pirates of the Caribbean swords ^^) Take this ye mangy demon!

*everyone stops to look @ N*

C: o.O What did you just say?

N: Down wit all ye!

Sess: O.O He’s lost it

N: Ye a-daring me?

Sess: *turns to leave*

N: Vat?! Ye a cowardly flea-ridden mangy Mutt!

C: *flinches*

Sess: *stops dead in his tracks* WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!

N: Ye ‘eard me.

*Sess & N start circling each other*

Sess: You will pay for this Hanyou! *grabs the nearest thing ~a letter opener~* O.O WTF?! I can’t use this! *throws it away nearly hitting C’s left shoulder*

A: Hey! Watch it! *is ignored*

Sess: *grabs for something else ~street fighting gloves~* O.O’ Guess it’s going to be fist vs. sword…*starts jumping back and forth* Bring it on pretty boy. *does a hand movement, beckoning N*

N: why ye gut ‘or ‘uthin mutt. *charges toward Sess*

Sess: Humph *dodges and hits N in the stomach*

N: O.O Ufff! *drops sword* Ow, that hurts.

Sess: O.O…’No duh!’

N: What happened? Hey, you hit me!

Sess: So…you started it. *sticks tongue out at N*

N: Started what?

Sess: *rolls eyes* You don’t remember?

N: >.<+ Remember what?

Sess: I rest my case. -.-;

C: *Gets pissed at being ignored and nearly being killed* HEY YOU TWO!

N & Sess: What?!

C: *grabs sword that N dropped* Ye two fools! Ye be walking the plank ‘onight!

N & Sess: ….Make us!

C: *glares daggers and slashes @ them w/a crazed look in her eyes* Ye dare me?! Ye dare to face me? Ye tempt evil! *laughs like a mad man*

Sess & N: *look at each other uneasily*

Sess: Girlyman first! *jumps through C’s window soon followed by N*

C: *goes back to normal self* Whew! I thought I’d never get rid of them! *hold sword carefully in hand* Thanks Jack for the sword it worked perfectly! Here is you reward *Jack Sparrow appears out of no where and claims his prize a bottle of rum*

Jack: Thanks…knew those two for in for it…*sips rum* Rum….mmmm always good..

C: Jack mind if I take a pic?…

Jack: A what?

C: *takes a pic w/flash*

Jack: @.@ Blimey! You’ve taken my soul!….

C: yes…but there is more rum.

Jack: Rum…you say….well then Flash away at me soul!

THE END ^^

I hope you enjoyed it!
Have a nice day.

~Celestial69

For more info on Naraku's incident w/cameras look at Saturday's post ^^

"I stand alone, everything that I believe in is fading."

~Godsmack

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