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• 1988-08-31
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Female
Location
• the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie (we summer in Lothlorien)
Member Since
• 2004-04-11
Occupation
• Elven Warrior Princess (just like Sesshoumaru!)
Real Name
• -censored-
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Achievements
• uh ... symphony band (which we didn't get into on talent, but the fact that we have a school-owned instrument large enough to kill the director with)
Anime Fan Since
• January 8th, 2003. I discovered Inuyasha that day.
Favorite Anime
• Witch Hunter Robin, Azumanga Daioh, Ayashi no Ceres, Alice 19th, Inuyasha, Dragon Knights, Clover, Fushigi Yugi, Cowboy Bebop, Fruits Basket, Rurouni Kenshin, .hack//SIGN, Yuyu Hakusho, Trigun, Full Metal Alchemist, Ghost in the Shell
Goals
• retaining my mental health, even while surrounded by people who tell me that, on personal experience, mental health is overrated
Hobbies
• band ( bassoon), reading, watching TV, doing homework with startling regularity
Talents
• uh ... reading ... fast; watching TV, sightreading music, singing (sort of), near-complete social inadequecy
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Monday, July 26, 2004
FOUND IT!
SQUIRRELS.
Should you ever hear their trilling cheeky noises, run.
The red squirrels are the worst, but they’re all evil.
We had a bad experience with squirrels a few years back.
We were on vacation.
We didn’t know about the evils that those trilling cheeky noises the squirrels make herald.
We know now.
So, one day, I learned of the ultimate evil of the squirrels.
Nothing is so scary as hiking through squirrel infested woods.
That is scary.
We knew there were squirrels, but we always thought of them as these cute little mammals with a thing for acorns.
We were so wrong.
The evil they represent and intend to inflict upon mankind is devastating.
We learned to be aware of them the hard way.
We were so ignorant of the squirrels, we sat down under a tree.
We were so naïve.
So, we’re sitting under this tree, right?
And we’re eating a licorice, right?
And you’d think the squirrel could just leave us alone, right?
Well, of course not.
We mean, why couldn't it just let us eat our stupid licorice in peace, huh?
It’s simply in their nature.
They’re all evil.
But as it turned out, three other squirrels ran down trees at us!
THREE!
Since that vacation, it was clear.
Squirrels were out to take over the world.
They’re so evil.
And now, we roam this earth, stopping when we can to warn the people. We and our disciples try to spread the word, but oftentimes, the squirrels are too much. We are always in danger. We aren't even who we say we are. *Sigh.* To live a normal life, free of the burden we carry would be wonderful.
But we and our disciples have a much greater cause.
They are evil. You have been warned.
-EXCERPT FROM THE SLIDESHOW WE MADE ON POWERPOINT LAST SUMMER WHEN WE AND 2 FRIENDS COMPETED TO MAKE THE LONGEST SLIDESHOW WITH 1) AT LEAST ONE PICTURE PER PAGE 2) AT LEAST ONE TEXT BOX PER PAGE AND 3) SOME KIND OF TRANSITIONS. WE WON. WE HAVE LIKE 600 SLIDES. BUT THE ENTIRE INUYASHA SECTION HAS TEXT ABOUT THE SQUIRRELS AND SESSHY AND NOT MUCH ELSE. THE REQUIRED TEXT DIDN'T HAVE TO RELATE.
*In an unrelated comment, big band stuff going on!
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