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Wednesday, July 28, 2004


"Ever feel alive and there's nothing missing?" -enya, 'wild child'
Friend One:
1) Makes us feel like we need to measure up to her ultrasupportive best friend who is a long distance call.
2) Calls everyday. Even when we tell her we won't be home, can't take the call, or will be seeing her.
3) Tells us the reason she's calling is b/c no one else is around who's a local call.
4) Asks us to the mall and doesn't hide that it's just an excuse to get out of her house for a few hours.
5) Writes horrible fics and expects our endless praise. (We've decided on honesty from now on, but can we hold to it?)

Friend Two:
1) Expects us to make the long distance call regularly but never calls us.

Friend Three:
1) Is depressed all the time. What the heck are we supposed to do?

Friend Four:
1) Ditches us.
2) Thinks an aske dfor apology makes up for it.

Friend Five:
1) Never gives stuff back.

Friend Six:
1) Thinks all depression is the same and therefore has decided we're depressed and won't stop telling us.

Friend Seven:
1) Scares us.

Acquaintances:
1) We feel funny talking to them cuz they aren't our close friends.


We're really ticked today. Friend One needs to lay off, especially. We're so strained right now.


Coming soon: Why Senior Discount Day Rots for the Poor Cashier Girl.

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