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Monday, August 9, 2004


FEMALE VOCALISTS
Male vocalists are worthless.

They're always very nasal. They chant rather than sing. They think loud and hoarse is the epitome of angst. They don't write good lyrics.

We can't stand them. Seriously, unless a guy can make it on Broadway or in a choir (has that really strong, masculine voice, ya know?) or his name is Dan Tyminski (sp?), he shouldn't sing.

Girls can be nasal, but they often aren't. They don't sing loud to sould angsty (sweet is better for that kind of stuff anyway - juxtaposition and all that), they can carry melodies, they don't ususally sing hoarsely, and a lot of them can make lyrics come alive just be sounding very real themselves. Not to mention, better lyrics.

Anyone care to argue?

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