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Saturday, August 14, 2004


As worthless as he is (being a male vocalist), we need to go rip Elton John's "Your Song" now ...
We went to a memorial mass today. In a skirt. Shoot us.

Here is why we went to a memorial mass, not a funeral.

The great uncle in question was not well liked. He lived in Virginia, far away from us losers in MA and RI. He went and had his funeral in Virginia.

Apparently, the fact that everyone in his family, including his 11 siblings, live in RI, escaped him.

Well, too bad for him, because we got Charlie ordained last year, and if we're gonna have two priests int eh family, one in RI (the other's a missionary in Haiti), we're gonna go have a funeral for him whether or not he wants us to. Right here in RI. So there.

All the guys in his family have "R" names. It's sad. And 2 have girl names. Not really, but he was Rene (pronounced ray-nee, renay is spelled renee) and his brother is Rosie (for Rosaire), and only in a French Canadian community can they do this. Especially since Rosie was a rough around the edges kind of auto mechanic greaser type.

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