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Thursday, August 26, 2004


On second thought, I'm not too tired. Here's a succession of AIM messages I left this guy my friend wanted me to scare off today while he was away to irritate him.
darthkharl: HI *censored name of guy*!

*censored auto response*
d
arthkharl: guess what?

darthkharl: *censored name of friend* and i are too inadept at stalking to find out the sn of this guy we wanted to stalk, and her net is down anyway, so on her behalf (since we are upset we cannot figure out how to make bill realize he will never be rid of us and our anime/avril lavigne loving hordes), i must leave you many messages while i wait for my dialup to do something!

darthkharl: i mean, what kind of bozo hates avril lavigne that much?

darthkharl: i mean, she's more appealing to a freak of nature than anime, if you're male
darthkharl: (and *name of freak* is a freak of nature)

darthkharl: during the first lab, while he (and he doesn't have glasses as i do (but i might get contacts ... whaddya think?)) was wearing these huge disgusting goggles rather than the glasses, comes over and stuffs a test tube of sulfer up my nose and goes "WAFT IT!" whie trying to blow if at me

darthkharl: and then there was the time that our teacher was telling us where the author of the textbook (we wer kinda a cult ... the Sons of Haber-Schaim, that worshipped him) vacations, and he gave me this note that said "*censored name of teacher* is no longer allowed in Colorado due to the restraining order" and i nearly bust a gasket not laughting

darthkharl: he was weird

darthkharl: then he hugged *friend*, went to private scool, and we never saw him again

darthkharl: so we're ineffectively stalking his excrush

darthkharl: tyring to figure out how to bug him

darthkharl: cuz he probably woulnd't mind

darthkharl: so, lately, i have been watching sappy baseball movies with my dad and reading a tree grows in brooklyn (among other phenomenal chick books) cuz mother and sister and brother are at my aunt's beach house

darthkharl: leaving us here to eat taco bell for eternity

darthkharl: or at least till morning

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