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Sunday, August 29, 2004


I don't have time to come up with a good thing for here ... but this one lives up to precedent.
Tea’s version of videogames is make Link run in little circles reminiscent of those a hamster makes. She also likes the part where you run in circles in a patch of grass, where, rather than when you do it in Pokemon and get attacked, you get money. It’s sad. I shall have to ban her from videogames, local access, Nickelodeon, assorted Cartoon Network, and assorted Disney Channel shows now.

Tea playing Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time:

While looking for rupees to buy a shield: “I’m doing the money dance! Please give me money!”

Tea: “What was that?”
Me: “A big rock that tramples you.”
Tea: *laughing creepishly* “Ho, yeah … I remember that now …”

Upon finding the sword: “Ooh, look, I got a sword! Can I kill that guy?”

A few minutes later: “Hey! Where’s my sword? I’ve gotta ‘quip myself!”

Within a building: “Where’s my sword? Oh, darn, I can’t attack anything in here!”

Every few minutes: “Ooh! Ooh! Give me money!”

Now, maybe it’s just me, but the fun part of this game, which I stink at (any tips on that stupid Genha the Hairy Arachnid or whatever in the Deku Tree that I’m sure you all killed on your first try?), is running around torching spider webs … just torching in general …

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