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Sunday, May 8, 2005


HOW TO WIN POOL WITHOUT PLAYING:
1) Tell the hapless children playing that you want to get four points for every ball that enters the pocket nearest you. Children agree.

2) Tell them you want two points for every scratch that occurs at this pocket. They again, allow this.

3) Declare the value for balls leaving the table one point. Children concur.

4) Win this game by getting to twenty-one before any player/team wins twenty-one games.

5) Laugh as they, who did not question your rules, debate the rules for where one can put the cue ball after scratching amongst themselves.

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