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Thursday, June 9, 2005


Observe, as I, in my unspeakable awesomeness, print out 35 crossword puzzles about why people kill bison.
Which, incidentally, no one will do because I am not motivated to give anyone a prize for paying a minimal amount of attention while I stutter through my project.

Though maybe I should, to keep them all jazzed enough from the sugar that they can't focus on the kid after me's forty-minute long presentation on alternate power sources. It is really that long and done gruellingly as a slideshow a la PowerPoint with annoying sounds, tons of irrelevent facts, and narrated not by his recorded voice, but the computer's voice simulator.

I nearly had to stab by ears out, but that's never as effective as stabbing your eyes out.

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