THE QUESTIONS THAT NO-ONE ASKS, AND SOME THEY DO... |
Created by natalieclaire and taken 1347 times on bzoink! |
| Do you ever lick glass? | no....... glass taste gooooooood |
| Is your phone on the charger? | no its right beside me |
| Is your phones battery running low? | probably |
| What is your name? | chaos assassin |
| Age? | 16 |
| Sex? | yes i love sex...... or do u mean gender.... thats male |
| Do you like to party? | hell yea |
| Is it cold over there? | over where? in my corner? no its just right |
| Where do you live? | in hell |
| Do you smell bad or good? | i just took a shower so i guess good |
| Have you taken out the garbage? | no i dont do that. i am to lazy |
| What is your favourite question? | shut the hell up? |
| Would you ever prostitute yourself? | ..................... no |
| Have you ever been abused by a loved one? | no |
| This includes emotional abuse... | no |
| Do you love yyour family? | no |
| Why? | because |
| Do you have broadband? | yes |
| Capitals or lower case? | WHATEVER I WANT DAMN IT |
| Whats the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute | nothing they r both fucked up all the time |
| Have you ever fucked a prostitute? | no |
| Do you smoke like its going out of fashion? | no |
| Alcohol and drugs? | no |
| Are you thirsty? | no |
| Whats your grandfathers name? | idk |
| Whats your best friends name? | el cazador |
| Do you have a penis? | yes...... would u like to know the size too? |
| would you like one? | i already have one |
| Are you a loser? | maybe i am idk |
| Why do you take these silly surveys anyway? | because there is nothin else to do at 1 in the morning |
| YAY! QUESTION 31! | fuck off. and thats not even a question |
| Do you use the tab button? | maybe |
| Do you type fast? | somewhat |
| Do you say whatever comes into your head? | its always raining in my head |
| Do you like the smell of lawn clippings? | no |
| What is you fucking problem? | yes i do |
| Are you a whingy little teenage fuck? | maybe, maybe not |
| What would you buy with 3 dollars and 50 cents? | not a damn thin |
| Is it legal for you to drink? | just depend on where i am at. at a bar yes at home no |
| Do you ever hold it when you need to urinate? | no that causes urinary track infection |
| Whats your stool like? | what the hell |
| How are you? | fuck u |
| Why are you hitting me? | because u r one stupid mother fucker |
| Why do I ask stupid questions? | because u r stupid |
| Bounty, Mars or Smarties? | what the fuck is up with u |
| Have you ever screamed out the wrong name while being fucked? | not last night............. if thats what ur implieing |
| Whats your eye color? | idk |
| yes.... | no |
| describe your feet in three words....... | fuck you bitch |
| Are we there yet? | yes now leave me alone |
| How many of these surveys have you done anyway? | idk |
| Favourite position( EXCLUDING DOGGIE, so predictable...) | wouldnt u liek to know |
| Do you do this "......" all the time? | .................. no |
| Are you a bit silly? | silly?.................. no |
| Will you please pour me a drink? | only if i can pour it on u and then light it on fire if its vodka |
| Gotta light? | maybe i wouldnt give it to ya if i did |
| Where can we get on?......... | shut the fuck up |
| I dont want to drive too far....... | what the hell is up with u. u seriusly need help |
| Tell me about the last time you stayed in a motel... | i bet u wanna know |
| When did you last have sex? | ull never know |
| Do you like the word "penetration"? | only penetratin i make is on a chicks..................... never mind |
| Nearly done, Whats your ideal poo? | the one that i can through on u and light it on fire |
| Whats your msn so I can add you? (just kidding!) | noooooo |
| How often do you use the refresh button? | often |
| Will you please go out with me? I am such a desperate loser..... | hell no |
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