Saturday, October 1, 2005

Omg!1!11! cranberry sauce ROX the SOX!

heyz pple! howz it goin? good i hope ^_^ yea, cranberry sauce rocks, it is by far the best thanksgiving dish...and if you disagree the master chief will own ur ass in every possible way XD wellllzzz, very sorry for the lack of updates, i havent had much time to visit your sites either >< ive been totally SWAMPED with homewurk, it seems like all my teachers gathered togethor and randomly decided to quadruple my homework load for this week >>;; yeaz...ne who, im barely passing algerbra (69) hopefully i can keep it at that, and ill be happy haha...were getting new carpet in our living room! and so thus ALL the furniture has to go...and thats a lot of furniture >.- and so theres crap all over...and my allergies have been raging full blast all week >> very annoying....ne one else get stupid allgergies? XO and to further complicate things, we have some company coming over, i think there our cousins or somethin...but they got like 1000 screaming kids, and i h8 kids >:O well...just the kid kind XD heh, well for lack of nething slightly exiting to tell you, i shalt share with you....THE CREATURE...OF THE POST!!! YESMAM W000t! This is a Vorlog, this cold blooded creature lives deep within the swamplands of the south. They are somewhat intellegent, and have a crude language made up of very deep "clicky" moans and hand signals. They stand 8 feet tall on average and have three times the muscle density of an average human, making them one of the strongest creatures on the planet. They arent the friendliest of creatures, and will often slaughter innocent bypassers and ruthlessly mount thier heads upon stakes near the border warning any other potential trespassers. They have also been spotted inland as much as 50 miles, near the imperial provinces. Each year they go farther and farther inland, were not sure yet what thier motives are. All attempts to make peace with thier kind have failed. They havent made any coordinated retalliations yet, we can use thier lack of tactical knowledge to our advantage. Our best method of protection is placing highly experianced garrisons of Imperial Ordinators near the border, in groups of 4 or less. They can quickly surround and down the beast with thier halberds, as they are the best we have to offer. The bodies are then sent to the mainland were they are studied by our best Apothecary and divine metaphysics proffesors. Through various experiments we can find out where they lived, what they ate, who they associated with, and basically any details of thier life, unfortunately this process is extremely Tedious and time consuming. We have concluded the following information: They are nocturnal, and during the day they rest under the shallow swamp moss, hidden from sight. They have some form of a monarchy/anarchy, but the details are blurred. They protect the Olden swamplands with unparraleled dictatorship. Imperial scholars belive the swamps to be a "holy place" or "sacred grounds" for them. In general, little is known of thier cultures and rituals because its nearly impossible to learn thier language. yay thats over with! XD hope you enjoyed it ^_- *strokes mustache akwardly* hm HM HMMmm has anyone seen one piece? ive fallen in love with it even tho ive only seen the first ep @.@ i love the art, the music, the story and everything about it! and best of all its got PIRATES! yes PIRATES! my uber all time favorite XD now its time for me to rave about the new upcoming Guilty Gears game called "slash", so excuse me... OMG ITS GOT EVERYTHING!!! ITS GOT ORDER SOLL! OMG HE"S SUCH A MACDADY BADASS WITH THIS UBER HUGE SWORD AND FRIKIN SWEET ARS FIRE ATTACKS!!!AND AND AND! ITS REALLY KooooOOOllll! e.e well, i think thats all ive got to report...hope you all have a nice day! i shalt leave you with some tasty eyecandy of order sol !!! ^_- bye bye!

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Sunday, September 18, 2005

El Update :D

yay! time fer an update ^_^ how have you all been? good i hope :D as you can seeee, ive changed it to halo, simply because its one of the most badass storys ever XD im currently reading the books, there superb! :O i also heard there going to make a movie! *jumps up and down* yaaay! ne who, my parents and sis are finally back from there trip, thats a good and bad thing >> i got alot of drawing done while they were gone, but i missed em :P it was so quiet around here... :p wellll, for your viewing pleasure, heres a few pics from thier trip ^_^ yeaaa...i hope they had FUN ON THIER LITTLE BOAT TRIP NOT BRINGIN ME ALONG *huff huff* k, im kool now XD on a more solemn note, my barber has had an anurism )::: its so sad, he's been my barber as long as i can remeber! (15 years about) and he's the best anyone could ask for, he even sings to you! and tells storys :o but they say he might not be able to speak or walk IF he survives, so as you can imagine im more than saddened by that. yeaa...really hope he gets better..k, now for a riddle (lindus compatable) XDD u know teh stuf...u win..u get a fanart of ur choice! boomya! and this ones a goodin folks ^_- It's more powerful than God. It's more evil than the devil. The poor have it. The rich need it. If you eat it, you'll die. ah, joe got that one! ^_^; sorry fallen angel, u were a tad too late >> heres one more.. The one who makes it sells it. The one who buys it doesn't use it. The one who's using it doesn't know he's using it. WHo r I? good luck with that >:D i hope NONE of you get it because all of you know how much i h8 drawing for you (jk) harhar, ne who, here's the riddle chick as promised! XD w00t! Dizzzaaay! im feelin dizzy @.@ and now, a new adition to my posts shall be... the "creature of the post"!!! every post i do in the future will contain a quick sketch of a creature by mua, and a small description of the beast X3 heres this posts creature: This old fellow is an Urvla (pronounced Orvala) and lives deep within the forests of old. He's a humble species whom wishes nothing more than to finish a days work. Thier less than pleased when they see humans or other ill-bringers trespassing into thier sacred forest realms. They are belived to be a very old race, perhaps as old as the world itself. they speak through various tones of quick deep grunts. They have developed thier own language through these crude noises because they have been seperated from civilization for so long. In fact, very few accually know of thier existance, as thier quick on thier feet and blend in quite well with their enviroment, often mistaken for forest game. Some say this creature brings good luck. hope u enjoyed that! well cya lata m8's! take it easy....or ill slit your throats in the nite XD

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Friday, September 9, 2005

No fairs ; _ ;

hellooo my lovely pple! how goes ur lives? still alive n' kikin? XD welll, i went to the dentistt, andddd they SCRAPED and RIPPED at my teeth and gums then told me i wasnt brushin rite cause it was bleedin....its bleedin cuz u bloody stabbed it! >:O and i mite have to have my wisdom teeth removed...pff, utter sukage, im not goin in till it starts hurtin tho >:D ne who, this next week my parents and my sis r going on a CRUISE accrost teh carribian!!! i wont b going tho ; _ ; i have to stay behind and go to skool cus im too stupid to miss >.> lolz, owell, at least ill get sum time ta draw! :D yeaa, my uncle russ is commin down (or up) from texas! to help take care of my grandmas...that'l make it more interesting, he's quite the char lol, he's like 7 foot tall and has a realllyyy outgoin attitude..heh well thats all i got ta report! over n outs! lata pple!

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Saturday, September 3, 2005

exiting morning~!

yay! i had an interestin mornin! ^___^ i got up, (duh lol) and looked out the window to see that our dog had escaped! so its up to me to run it down! so i took off down the road in my sleeping clothes (aka nities or pajamas lol!) and of course, when i approach the dog, she's not about to let me grab'er without a fight, so she takes off as well >> so there i am sprinting through the road like an idiot, scaring the neighbors XD then she started to go INTO other pples yards and stuff, this is were it gets interestin! theres this crazy old women with a guinie (wierd bird, looks like a turkey kinda) up the block. ne ways, she's like uber overprotective of her guinie, so she was less than pleased when rosie (the dog) took a snap at it X3, although i found it quite entertaining lols....she started yellin "GET DERN DOG AWAY U BETR GIT on OUTA HERE! GIT GIT GIT!" then rosie started chasing it...i was trying to hold back laughing, while attempting to grab the dogs collar. i finally got a hold of it tho, and brought her back home. thats how my mornin went...how wus ur mornin? hope u all enjoy ur long weekend! =D

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005

thx for 400 hits!

hey! i just wanted to say thx a ton for 400 ^_^ i wuv u all! ur all really good friends :D im really sorry i havent been able to get around to your sites, i promise ill get around to it >< been really busy with school and stuffs...bleh...soon ill post a pic of me wearing my sacred fro! its a magical fro 2! it can quadruple your drawing abilities! really, im serious XD aight, lata m8s!

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Thursday, August 25, 2005

More riddles!

yoo pple! howz ya doin? yeaa, not much to post about...heh, ne ways, here are some riddles! knock yerselves out! y'now the deal, get it right and get a fanart :P nobody can win 2 riddles, and b sure to address which riddle your awnsering...bla bla bla peace out guyz! A man walks into a bar and asks the barman for a glass of water. The barman pulls out a gun and points it at the man. The man says 'Thank you' and walks out. what happened here? Five pieces of coal, a carrot and a scarf are lying on the lawn. Nobody put them on the lawn but there is a perfectly logical reason why they should be there. What is it? A man went to a party and drank some of the punch. He then left early. Everyone else at the party who drank the punch subsequently died of poisoning. Why did the man not die? okay! one more! heaven or hell...duel 1...lets rock!!! A man died and went to Heaven. There were thousands of other people there. They were all naked and all looked as they did at the age of 21. He looked around to see if there was anyone he recognised. He saw a couple and he knew immediately that they were Adam and Eve. How did he know? i will now leave you with some eye candy ^_- wonderful render of baiken from ggx, ahh, i could stare into its beauty for hours upon end...*^_^* oh yea! from now on the random riddle will accompany a sizzlin picture of a hot ggx chick! oh yes, i know you burn with exitement to see the next random riddle girl! :D

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Friday, August 19, 2005

what is up my shizzle

yo east side west side north side south side what is up lols...*freaky kung pow wang chung skillz karate chop action and starts flippin around smakin everyone* BOOMYA!!! now, listen up punks lol..well i went to school, it uberly suckeths, i have uber homework, uber teachers, and its also uber boring...yes, its all quite uber :D not much to report on my very exiting life, just posting to let you guys know i DIDNT GET LOST IN A HIDDEN NINJA VILLAGE AND FED TO THE BARBARIC ONE EYED CYCLOPS RETARD PEOPLE!!!! :D i will now leave you with one, yes, JUST ONE riddle!!! A blind beggar had a brother who died. What relation was the blind beggar to the brother who died? good luck again! i shall leave you with a pic of jam, behold her ultimate hotness and coolness! *^_-*

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Tuesday, August 16, 2005

   last post of summer...

yes, today is the last day of summer! :( and tommorow i start as a senior :P bleh >< ive got creative writing, math of finance, english IV and algerbra 1 (yes, i still havent passed algerbra! loll) really borring schedule though...lol two math classes! what a rippoff...heh, its also the first year my sister is going to b in hs with me 0.o ive been spending today watching howls moving castle ^_^ (yet again) heh, if u havent seen this movie you need to go buy it! if u cant buy it, steal it! if you cant steal it, steal a car and drive to the coast, steal a boat, and sail all the way to japan, and steal it from some hobo over there (jk) lols, yeaas, im just making banners for the clubs ^_^ its really fun...i achieved my goal for the summer! which was, to get better at drawing, photoshop, increase my portfolio, and make a ton of friends on myo! hehe ^___^ im so tankful for all the nice friends ive made, so thx all u nice pples!!! you all deserve something special...i know!!! pocky! VIRTUAL POCKY FOR EVERYONE BWAHAHA! *hands out virtual pocky* mmMMM! its good isnt it!? XD ...i wont be able to draw NEAR as much as i was b4, cause i basically had all day to draw in the summer :P and now, ill probably have 2 hours max when i get home from school cause of homework or w/e...but ill still post on myo, and try to get around to everyones sites ^_^;;; are any of you pples starting up school soon? well, i guess thats it, ill ttul l8rs! draw with me peoples!!! :D

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Monday, August 15, 2005

Teh UBERLY OVERSIZED WEAPONS CLUB!

yes friends, im starting another club ^__^ hopefully this one will get a few more bites than the guilty gears one, not that many people have played GG apparently heh...so i guess all you have to do to join is like HUGE frigin weapons! :D heh, and sessfloofs is helpin 2 ^_- just lemme know if u wana join! yay for uber huge weapons! X3

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Saturday, August 13, 2005

random riddle

aight, im chaning it from the weekly riddle, to the random riddle, so ill post one whenever i feel like it because im too stupid to remember when a weeks past lol..okay, heres todays random riddle! goodluck pples! this thing all things devours birds beasts, trees, flowers gnaws iron, bites steel grinds hard stones to meal slays king, ruins town and beats high, mountain down and remember u get a fanart if u win! ^_^ btw, if anyone gets it, im much better at evil/grittyier drawings, so gimme sumthin fun to draw! OKAY! sheena got that one! on to the next one! ^_^ i made this one up, so it might sound a bit retarded lols... keeper of the knowledge through the ages told mystery, abounds in me inside me lies death, sorrow, happyness, and joy who am i? ouchhies, i got pwn3d by the pickleman! looks like he gets a fanart! haha yea the awnser was, "A BOOK!" :D okay, one more! this is the last one tho! >:D i made it up too ^__^ without me, you cannot see with me, you can work wonders i will be with you werever you go forevor, never fleeting until the fatal day WHO AM I!? :D okay...i guess thats it for this random riddle! *enraged screaming* HOW CAN YOU GUESS MY RIDDLES SO EASILY!!! HA! you think you know my secret riddles but you dont! and soon, yes very soon, i shall have the ultimate riddle which will EVAPORATE the very mucus from your brains because you cant think of ANYTHING near the possible awnser because i am simply TOO witty and cunning for your incapacitated minds! phew, okay i feel much better...breath...breath......... btw, heres a quiz i took, this is like exactly like me! im totally a loner artist! lols... People view you as a Loner Artist. Loner Aritist are exactly as their title says, loners and artist. Now you are not alone by choice but many people find you odd. This only bothers you when you're in a public place like a dance club or a crowded lunchroom so you tend to steer clear of those places. You might have a friend or two but they're either Loner Artists like you or Truly Dark. Fear not! So many artists are not appreciated in their own times! What Do People Truly See You As? (lots of outcomes and stunning pictures) brought to you by Quizilla

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