Tuesday, May 25, 2004

   Not for the Squeamish!
I'm not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer... (That statement might win me an Understatement of the Year Award. I've always wanted an Undie!*^^*)

Speaking of sharp things and idiocy: I have a big, ugly mole on my shoulder, where it is usually covered with clothing. Last night at about 11pm I changed to go to sleep, and for some reason became fascinated with the nasty, lumpy object.

As my sick fascination grew, I wondered if this repulsive growth had any nerves in it (It's large enough to be an Eastern European republic... It could have its own constitution, let alone a nerve).

I gave it a pinch: Nothing. I pinched it with my fingernails: Still no sensation. So... at around midnight I figured, what the heck, cut it off.

So, yeah. I got most of it off before I found the nerve. And some heavy-duty capillaries...

It was one of those moments when you wonder what it was that possessed you to do something so obviously baka.

*Note To All:*

Never attempt minor cosmetic surgery on yourself after 11pm.

No, scratch that. Never attempt any kind of surgery on yourself. Ever.

But, yeah... I didn't die. And that's a good thing.


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Friday, May 21, 2004

   Lazy Jerk, gozaruyo.....
It's about time I updated the fanart... And I will. But not now, because I am a lazy monkey.
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Monday, May 3, 2004

   Laundry Day
O hark, I hear the washer calling,
How lovely the Laundry Day!
=^-.-^=ˆ«”L says:
A day of water, and of soap,
Of washing the stains away.
=^-.-^=ˆ«”L says:
A day of sitting in the basement,
With PS2 games to play...
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Sunday, April 25, 2004

   Zen Martini
Recipe for a Zen Martini:

1. Take a Chinese Tea cup with a simple design and shape. Remember that glass is no more than sand that has been heated, just as pottery is clay that has been heated.

2. Add one icecube. Recall that both shaking and stirring are futile actions, struggling against the eventual stillness of the cup.

3. Pour white rum over the icecube. All life is an endless circle, therefore if one goes far enough into the dry, one will eventually reach the sweet. Neither Vodka nor Gin will complete your inner self.

4. Contemplate the futility of Vermouth.

Perhaps you will be able to enjoy.
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   Upload Wonking Continues...
My upload continues to be wonked. However, I hope that the file I sent today comes in alright. It's the cleaned up version of the Xelloss pic I did earlier.

This picture actually started with a feeling of surrender. Sometimes if you get off balance, you know you're going to fall. There's nothing you can do about it, you can't catch yourself; you're going down.

So, why fight it?

He almost looks happy, to me. Just his face. But there's something beautiful about giving up and letting yourself fall, isn't there?
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Thursday, April 22, 2004

   Upload, Download, Unload
So... along with my ancient software and wonky scanner... now I'm having upload wonking. If anyone was looking forward to the freaky post, it'll be another 24 h, most likely.

Hope you like it. It's Xelloss... I think. Most of my stuff starts out with lines, and ends up with... more lines? Anyway, we'll see if it uploads, and we'll see if it passes the smell test.
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Monday, April 19, 2004

Scanner Trouble
I have a dinky little 1 x 1 and 1/2 ft scanner. Most of the stuff I've done that isn't garbage is about 3ft by 2ft.

Clues anyone? I'm using Paint Shop Pro v.4 (circa 1999... I'm poor) and crying helplessly onto my keyboard.

Advice? Opinions? Think I'm a whiner? Hate the poor? Sign the G-book, or email. I'll be checking.
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