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Friday, September 9, 2005
A funny thing happened on the way to the forum...
My mood invariably deteriorates in the fall.
Yellow leaves pissing from trees
Cold wind and rotten damp
I hate fall like I hate
Motherhood and Apple Pie.
Though pie can be okay with cheese. But I'm not the motherhood type.
My mood deteriorates in the fall, I tend to become snappy. I hate people touching me. I have a personal space that can be seen from space. In that way I tend to resemble Sanzo.
In fact, when my Dear Brother sees me reading the paper and drinking my coffee in the morning, he tends to remark:
"Out of cigarettes?"
I don't smoke.
"Where's your Sutra?"
I'm not Buddhist. Or Hindu.
"Want me to go warm up the Jeep for you?"
"How the hell can you warm up a vehicle that has no roof? And we don't own a Jeep, so you'd have to go steal one. On second thought, you go do that... I'll see if I can get you put away for Auto Theft! A little peace and quiet around here, you noisy bastard!"
"Nice chakra."
"The hell?"
Forehead pointing.
The zit is back.
I'm an old lady with a zit in the middle of my forehead. I don't know who would be more offended by this comparison, me or Sanzo.
All I know is, I don't have a gun.
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