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Thursday, March 16, 2006
Blame Caloric Output
Regardless of food intake, I somehow remain the partially-cooked-noodle shape and consistency I have been since I turned 12. It makes me weep a little when I think that for more than half of my life, I've been short, limp and skinny.
Yet, I celebrate that I never have to follow the arcane precepts of 'diets'. To me, a diet will always be a religious proclamation, usually followed by people being hanged.
My housemates, however, are currently on diets. They have discovered that rum contains less calories and carbohydrates than beer or wine. I have tried, rather desperately, to scare them off with stories of its origin as pure sugarcane, but to no avail. The little leeches have been nicking my rum!
Sure, they buy groceries, but (as you might have guessed) I don't consume them to any great degree.
Curse the discovery of my low-calorie conciousness supressor! Curse those scientists, breaking my mystique!
So, yeah.
That's why I haven't typed up the Chibis yet.
That, and Kougaiji is cuddling my mouse.
=^..^= ~8:>
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