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Thursday, January 10, 2008


The Horrors
Name: Faris Badwan
aka: Faris Rotter
Birthday: September 21st
Age: 21
Height: 6'6"
Faris Badwan, the lead vocalist for The Horrors, was born in 1986 in Southend-on-sea, England. Faris attended Rugby School along with Horrors' bassist Tomethy Furse. He then moved to London to study Illustration at Central Saint Martins College of Art and Design. He has played drums for the band The Rotters.
"No, it doesn't bother me. I don't get nightmares or anything, this doesn't bother me."
-"No, I hate pink."
-"Josh what are you doing?"
-"uh and I'm Faris and I sing... in the same band."
-"Its probably the best album you'll listen to today, if you listen to it today... and don't listen to any other music." (Talking about Strange House)
Pritty

Name: Joshua Hayward
aka: Joshua Third
Birthday: December 15th
Age: 22
Joshua plays guitar in for The Horrors. He sometimes uses a Fender Jaguar when playing onstage. He builds his own guitar pedals. Joshua does not use hairspray on his hair. He recently changed his name from Joshua Von Grimm to Joshua Third.
-"Turkey rolls! Lovelies. You want one of the most sumptuous turkey rolls!?! You fucking want one, do ya boy!?!"
-"Where's my bag?"
-"Hi my names Joshua and I like broccoli."
JOSHUA THIRD

Name: Rhys Webb
aka: Spider Webb
Birthday: February 18th
Age: 24
Rhys is from Southend, England. He is co-founder of The Horrors. Rhys studied fashion at South East Essex University. He runs the night club Junk in Southend.
-"Good morning, afternoon, or evening, uh I'm Spider Webb, keyboard player with the horrors."
-(Talking about their press officer Andy) "He's a bit like a pet dog or cat and he only eats dry food."
-"They all smell exactly the same, they remind me of P.E. changing rooms." (On deodorant)
-(Talking about Strange House) "Deffinately the best album you'll hear for ages."
-"Hey hey, check check, one two."
-"Turkey roll mental disorder and Joe just sits there not even oblivious to the world."
Spider NME

Name: Tomethy Cowan
aka: Tomethy Furse
Birthday: March 11th
Age: 20
Tomethy Furse, born as Tom Cowan on March 11th 1987, is the bassist in the wonderful phenomenon that is The Horrors. He plays a Danelectro Longhorn and Fender Mustang Bass and attended Rugby school with Faris Rotter/ Badwan. He later began a degree in Graphic Design, but changed his mind and decided instead to study the fawns in the New Forest. Tom provides the lyrics for the poem in “Excellent Choice”, but the poem is rarely spoken live, considering Tom cannot play bass and talk fast at the same time. Before The Horrors were formed, Tom and Faris DJ-ed at several clubs.
-"Ive come to a conclusion that this country is full of idiots."
-"It's like New-Braziian or something."
-"I collect vintage porn."
Tomethy Furse 3

Name: Joseph Spurgeon
aka: Coffin Joe
Birthday: January 21st
Age: 21
‘Coffin’ Joe Spurgeon, born on January 21st 1986, is drummer in The Horrors. He is often called the Party Animal of the band, and wrote an article on How to Make Your Own Skinny Jeans. Joe is possibly best known for his video of him dancing on youtube. Joe grew up in Clare, Suffolk. Joe attended Stoke College where he learned to play the drums, and then went to Colchester Sixth Form College for two years before he met the rest of The Horrors a few years later. Joe later wrote “Coffin Joe’s beat step part 1” and apparently has his tongue pierced.
-"No, I'm completely oblivious I just don't bother to like... vroom, vroom driving game... fuck off."
-"I'm really tired okay...I've got to shower, I feel dreadful."
-"tamales, muy bueno... how much? Ten bucks each? God ten bucks, you can take your tamales and stuff them up your... your tamales!"
-"I'm a vegan."
-"She doesn't know anything about my ass, but she knows she'll hook me up... that was great."
coffin joe

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