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Saturday, March 6, 2004
Blonde Jokes
SPEEDING TICKET..
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if
he could see her license..
The blonde replied in a Huff!-- I wish you guys would get your act together.
Yesterday you took my license away and today you expect me to show it to
you!!!"
EXPOSURE.......
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and has her right
breast hanging out..
The policeman approaches her and says,"Ma'am, are you aware I can cite you for indecent exposure.?"
She says," Why, Officer?" Beacause your breast is hanging out..
She looks down and says," OH MY GAWD!, I left the baby on the bus again."
KNITTING.....
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was
knitting!
Realizing she was oblivious to his flash and siren, the trooper cranked down
his window, turned on his bull-horn and yelled, "PULL OVER!!"
" NO" the blonde yelled back, " SCARF"
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