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Saturday, March 6, 2004

Mama Jokes





Yo Moma's so fat, every time she turns round, it's her birthday

Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

Yo mama's so greasy she sweats Crisco

Yo moma is so ugly, she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.

Yo moma is so fat, she has her own zip code.

Yo moma is so fat, when she farted everyone thought the terrorists were coming.

Yo moma is like a TV, even a three year old can turn her on

Yo moma is so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks

Yo moma is so ugly, she went into a haunted house with tickets and came out with a job

Yo moma is so fat, when she jumps into the air, she gets stuck

Yo moma is like a race car, she burns ten rubbers a day

Yo moma is so fat, when she stepped on the scales it said 'To Be Continued'.

Yo moma is so fat, when she stepped on the scales it said 'One at a time please'

Yo moma is so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in ABC order!

Yo moma is like a bowling ball, people pick her up, finger her, throw her in the gutter and she comes back for more.

Yo mama's so fat her blood type is ragu

Yo moma is so dumb, she stared at an orange juice carton for 20 minutes, because it said 'Concentrate'.
Yo moma is so stupid, she went to enter a stupid contest and they said 'No professionals'

Yo mama's so fat she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us !

Yo mama's so fat she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, Chicago, NY ..

Yo mama's so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama's so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

Yo mama's so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

Yo mama's so fat when the bitch goes to an all You can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
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