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Tuesday, March 9, 2004

Brunette jokes






Well, folks, it
has finally happened.
The blondes of the world got
together and have decided to
take revenge on the brunettes:

WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE
AND BROWN AND
LAYING IN A DITCH?
A brunette who's told
too many blonde jokes.

WHAT DO YOU CALL
GOING ON A BLIND DATE
WITH A BRUNETTE?
Brown-bagging it.

WHAT'S THE REAL REASON
A BRUNETTE KEEPS HER FIGURE?
No one else wants it.

WHY ARE SO MANY BLONDE
JOKES ONE-LINERS?
So brunettes can
remember them.

WHAT DO YOU CALL
A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM
FULL OF BLONDES?
Invisible.

WHAT'S A BRUNETTE'S
MATING CALL?
"Has the blonde left yet? "

WHY IS THE BRUNETTE
CONSIDERED
AN EVIL COLOR?
When was the last time
you saw a blonde witch?

WHAT DO BRUNETTES
MISS MOST ABOUT
A GREAT PARTY?
The invitation.

WHAT DO YOU CALL
A GOOD LOOKING MAN
WITH A BRUNETTE?
A hostage.

WHO MAKES BRAS
FOR BRUNETTES?
Fisher-Price

WHY ARE BRUNETTES
SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR?
It matches their mustache.

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