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Sunday, April 25, 2004


   Keychain Sayings
*How to loose your girlfriend*

1. Make her pay for dinner.

2. Tell her she looks fat in a bikini.

3. Sleep with her best friend.


*How to loose your boyfriend*

1. Don't shave for a month.

2. Pretend you're pregnant.

3. Sleep with his best friend.



~I'm not a bitch, I'm THE BITCH.

~Remember my name, you'll be screaming it later.

~I'm trying to see things in your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

~Boys are like lava lamps, fun to look at but not so bright.

~Don't hate me because your boyfriend wants me.

~You say I'm physco as if it was a bad thing.

~Finally 21, and can do legally the things I've been doing since 15.

~Blah, Blah, Blah, all u do is talk shit!

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