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myOtaku.com: Chibi Pyro Duo
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Hello everyone my name is Chibi Pyro Duo, just call me Duo because that
name is a mouthful. I just started getting into drawing you can blame
Karumichan, and I'm mostly a writer so if you have story ideas PM me.
Update
Yeah so I won't be around for the next couple of days because I'm going to be at a winter camp which is going to be so much fun ^^ And no K-chan it that wasn't sarcastic.
Also Pponk-sensei should be surprised when she reads my English story. Hehe a few words to describe it dark, twisted, and assassins. I hope she's not scared to bad.
Hello everyone my name is Chibi Pyro Duo, just call me Duo because that
name is a mouthful. I just started getting into drawing you can blame
Karumichan, and I'm mostly a writer so if you have story ideas PM me.
Update
Today Febuary 16th I have turned 17 years of age. I can offically go to R rated movies without having to sneak in ^^ So yeah that's about all you can do because you don't turn into an adult until 18.
But yeah so I got to skip school and audition for Annie so I hope those go well. yeah go Duo ^^
Hello everyone my name is Chibi Pyro Duo, just call me Duo because that
name is a mouthful. I just started getting into drawing you can blame
Karumichan, and I'm mostly a writer so if you have story ideas PM me.
Update
I want to thank you guys for your response to my stories I find much better critsism on this site than fanfiction.net. So on with the next part.
It had been two weeks since Shadi's death.
Isis was leading a man down the hall. They walked into a room, the room known as the Shadow Temple. This room was covered in tablets of the ancient legends and in the center was the sarcophagus of the pharaoh, called fondly by Shadi the Pharaoh’s Memory Board, which had a hole in it for each millennium item. This room was dubbed the Shadow Temple. The only items in the holes as of now were the Scale and the Key.
Isis turned around and looked at the man that followed her, "Josh will you help."
Josh’s eyes grew hard, anger rising up in them, "This is what my father abandoned me and my mother for. A stupid legend and gold items!"
Isis glared at the man as she started to raise her voice, "Your father thought he was doing the best thing for you and your mother by leaving you."
"He had no right to decide that. My mother spent years being heartbroken!"
"Josh please helps us."
"Not if it means abandoning my child."
A young girl of 10 walked into the room. She had black hair in a ponytail with sapphire blue eyes. The same eyes as her grandfather. Isis stared into these eyes as then looked away.
The little girl whispered only to her father, "Daddy are we almost done here?'
"Yes Hikari we are."
Malik walked into the Shadow Temple, he flicked back some loose strands of blonde hair, "Josh we need you to sign some paper of you declining the inheritance of the millennium items."
"Yes," Josh bent down to Hikari’s level, "Stay right here"
"Yes father" stated the obedient little girl.
Josh turned and walked out of the room, purposely avoiding eye contact with Isis.
Isis smiled at the little girl and bent down to her level, "Did you know about your grandfather?" asked the eldest Ishtar.
"No"
Isis smiled again and walked over to the Pharaoh’s Memory Board, and plucked the Key up. Isis walked back over to Hikari, "Hikari, this item is a relic that your grandfather treasured deeply. Can you keep it secret can you keep it safe?"
Hikari nodded happily, feeling some sense of worth.
Isis smiled for the first time since Shadi had passed, "Good" Isis' thoughts were She has Shadow Magic in her. She can keep the Key and Scale alive. The little girl hid the Key in her coat and her father came back into the room.
Josh called his daughter, "Hikari, we’re leaving now."
"Yes Daddy." Replied the obedient little girl.
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A month after this particular incident, Isis slept in her warm bed next to her husband at his mansion.
She was tossing and turned from a nightmare; she saw Josh beating Hikari holding up the Key yelling, "What did I tell you. WELL WHAT!" He grabbed the little girl and screamed at her in anger, "Don't associate with the Shadow Magic." The little girl turned her eyes- that she inherited from her grandfather- at her father and sobbed, "I'm sorry father I'll never do it again."
Isis woke up and starred into nothingness, not remembering what she had just seen.
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A few more months' passed, Isis was sitting at a counter in her museum, in Cairo, that contained the ancient Shadow Temple.
A deliveryman with a package under his arm walked up to the desk, "Package for Miss Isis Kaibia."
"I am her." Isis signed of it and opened it. She stared in shock as she saw the Key. She looked over it and saw a slight hint of blood on it. She stared in horror remembering the dream she had had, a million thoughts of what had happened to the little girl came rushing back. Until the horrible truth sunk in: who would keep the items alive?
She ran all the way to the Shadow Temple in a panic just in time to see the Scale levitating above its spot glowing; the Key in her hand starting to glow as well. Isis let it go and it levitated next to the Scale.
Isis dropped to her knees in prayer hoping the Gods would answer her prayers, "No please, no I promise I'll find a suitable owner. I swear! Don't destroy the only hope in this world that we have."
A new image on the tablets appeared. All the millennium items appeared on it. The pictures of the Key and Scale stared to disintegrated and were the pictures were, were piles of ash.
Isis turned to the glowing millennium items in fear. She saw the Scale start disintegrating first and next the Key. Soon were both items were piles of golden ashes Isis screamed bloody murder and repeated, "No, no please don't do this Gods please don't do this."
A inscription on the tablet appeared Isis eyes followed the hieroglyphics, following what the ancient tongue said, " The items ... were found again ... and destiny complete. But the gods were not satisfied. The millennium items ... will find a new handler... or ... be ... reduced to ... ash.."
Isis fled from the room from the terror of the new translation. She never returned to that room, no matter the client, no matter the persuasion; Isis Kaiba was afraid, afraid of what she might find, afraid of what was to come, and most of all afraid of the memories. A new inscription slowly appeared next to the old one, it read "Those who are born with Shadow Magic and weld these items, but not all are destined to have them. Out of the ashes of the late millennium items will rise a new one. With new powers and a new handler."
An: At this point in the story I think I should explain a few things. First off when I started this story I asked for original characters from various authors so after the final part of the Prologue all those original character will be the ones featured in the story. There will still be some old faces, but mostly new ones. So yeah just thought I should warn you.
Hello everyone my name is Chibi Pyro Duo, just call me Duo because that
name is a mouthful. I just started getting into drawing you can blame
Karumichan, and I'm mostly a writer so if you have story ideas PM me.
Update
Okay everyone heres my baby Duelist Kingdom. I've done some revising but I don't know if that changes saved or not. Also I'd like to note that when I start this story I didn't know about the last series of Yu-Gi-Oh. So it's a little out of the original timeline. So I'll be posting things scene by scene so you guys aren't reading 15 pages at a time.
Duelist Kingdom
Prologue
By: Chibi Pyro Duo
The dying day of Shadi, keeper of the millennium items, had come. The young, yet very old, guardian that portrayed the age of 25 strained to keep alive as he waited for his slow death to approach.
He looked over to the woman whom he called daughter, the girl who he had guided through out her age to become what she was today. Though she was not his daughter, he felt he should have been, having been there more than her own father ever was. He looked at his little girl, Isis Ishtar, more appropriate as of now Isis Kaiba. Isis stood next to Shadi’s bed as she watched her mentor slowly pass on in front of her. Her black dress all wrinkled and wet from the heavy tears she spilt from her sapphire blue eyes.
Next to Isis was her well beloved husband Seto Kaiba. He watched an apathetic look on his face, never really caring for the old man in front of him, but still caring for his wife and her emotions, comforted her as best he could. Next to their parents were Isis and Seto’s twin children Estella and Cassidy. Both children inherited their mother’s Egyptian features, but the most minor details could change an entire person’s look. For example while both children had their mother’s smooth black hair, Cassidy had his mother's sympathetic, caring sapphire blue eyes, while Estella inherited her father’s ice cold uncaring blue eyes. Touching each of the children on the shoulder stood their Uncle Mokuba, second in command at Kaiba Corporation, looking on at the old man with sympathy for his family in his eyes.
Shadi rolled his head from the acquired upright position it was held in by the pillow to gain a better look at his funeral.
First there was Ryou Bakura standing next to his wife who was crying into her husbands shoulder. Next there stood Pegasus Crawford whose silver hair was mixing with his gray hair. Pegasus stood prim and proper with his head down, making it look like he was mourning. Next there was Malik Ishtar standing next to him was his insane, yet surprisingly sober Yami no Ishtar. Malik the young blonde scamp still hadn't settled down and married. Yami no Ishtar was standing next to Yami Bakura. Both of the old sprits looked down at Shadi with cold uncaring eyes, but those eyes could never fool old Shadi, and say deep within their souls that they to be pained by the eventual lose of his soul into the afterlife.
The door opened, all the guests turned around. Shadi’s horizontal body was unable to see who had entered. He was able to see who it was when the mysterious person ran crying to his bed, and cried on the edge. Yugi Moto sat on the floor crying over his caretaker, with Yami rubbing his light’s back.
Shadi got a face-full of Yugi’s tricolor hair and asked, "How is she?" referring to another little girl he had helped long ago.
Yugi’s head rose from the sheets, and starred into Shadi’s deep all knowing blue eyes, "When we left Serenity had just had their baby boy. She asked Duke to name him. He named it Gavin, Gavin Devilin.”
Shadi smiled peacefully as he heard his charge was all right, "I have fulfilled what I was meant to do in this very long life of mine. My destiny is complete. Goodbye my charges," Shadi looked at Yami straight into his crimson red eyes, "My pharaoh."
Shadi's once bright eyes rolled into his head and he died. Isis leaped forward and screamed, "Shadi you can't leave me. You can't leave me here alone. The clan needs you, the pharaoh needs you, my children still need you, I... I still need you." Isis grabbed his clothes shook him, but had no response.
Pegasus whipped around swiftly saying, "Yet another dies, He lived a good life he shall do well in the underworld."
Bakura led his hysterical and sentimental wife out of the room, while Seto led the 10-year-old children out of the room.
Yugi trying to be brave, tried to hold back his sobs, but didn’t succeed. Yami rubbed Yugi’s back, picked him up, and carried him out of the room.
Yami Ishtar and Yami Bakura stood at the old man’s bed a little while longer than the rest of the funeral crowd. Their transparent bodies said some ancient chants, thanking the man for taking care of their spirits for so long. Yami Bakura placed an ankh in Shadi's hands and Yami Ishtar covered him with the sheet. The two dark spirits both turned around and left the room.
Malik walked over to a hysterical Isis still sobbing, he wrapped her in a hug as she cried into the night mourning the loose of a man that she felt she should have called father.
Hello everyone my name is Chibi Pyro Duo, just call me Duo because that
name is a mouthful. I just started getting into drawing you can blame
Karumichan, and I'm mostly a writer so if you have story ideas PM me.
Update
Since my last parody went off so well I decided to post the "sequel" Will They Ever Get it Right? This was kind of my vengence on the idiots that reviewed "Great job please continue"
Funny moment though K-chan said that the only reason I posted these first was because I'm delaying having to rewrite Duelist Kingdom, which is probally true, I guess you kind of just had to be there. But anyway if you want to just read these any old time I post them at Fanfiction.net and my pen name is obviously Chibi Pyro Duo. Thanks, okay, bye.
Will They Ever Get it Right?
By: Chibi Pyro Duo and Lord Hydro Karumi
When we last left our favorite fox and fire demon they had discovered the website Fanfiction.net. Reading the Yu Yu Hakasho section Kurama and Hiei were both horrified at some of the ideals that people had about them and their fellow cast members.
It was another meeting were the "gang" wasn't doing anything. So Kurama and Hiei decided to check out Fanfiction.net again, and see if the misguided souls of the site were any better than last time.
"Kurama, I was traumatized enough the last time we read all these fictions. How can they possibly get any better?"
"Hiei you must be open to new opportunities."
"Whatever."
Kurama logged onto Fanfiction.net as RoseWhipper245. Hiei looked at Kurama curiously. "My human mother grounded me for being late for curfew. How she knew I will never know."
Hiei hmmed, "I still say that there is a spy in our ranks. It wouldn't surprise me if it were Kuwabara. The stupidity must be an act, no one can really be that stupid."
"You give him far to much credit Hiei."
Hiei lifted an eyebrow, "Was that an insult coming out of the fox's mouth?"
"Call it your bad influence."
Hiei smirked, "So RoseWhipper what has changed since the last time we visited this vile site?"
"Well I have discovered more disturbing and rather unusual rumors. Also some rather distortion to our and our comrades personalities. Some things are predictable, but..."
"Move over Kurama and just let me see." Hiei pushed the red-haired demon out of the way. Kurama sweat dropped at the sight of Hiei so eager to see the site. "Kurama the summary says that it has an OC pairing what's that?"
Kurama pulled up a chair next to Hiei and said, "Well OC means original character. Usually it's a self-insert of one's self in a fan fiction. Most of the time that character is Mary Sue."
Hiei looked at Kurama in confusion.
"Allow me to explain some of the fanfiction "lingo". OC is original character, Mary Sue is a character that has no flaws and usually is tougher, smarter, and more heartless than all of us. Yaoi is a male-male pairing." Hiei turned slightly blue from the mention of this, "If you see a / mark next to two names that means that those two characters are paired together. A SLASH is a same gender pairing, fluffy is a "everything will be alright if we stick together and believe in our hearts" fic. OOC is out of character." Hiei looked confused.
"Kurama I only asked a simply question not the entire fanfiction dictionary. When I ask you a word that's when you give me the definition."
Kurama sighed, "Alright Hiei."
Hiei clicked on a fic, "What's a one-shot. Does it involve a spirit gun?"
"No a one-shot is a one chapter story. They are usually short and sweet."
Hiei continued to read it, "That was well written, it must have gotten admirable reviews."
Kurama said, "Click on the number at the top to see the reviews that it got."
Hiei clicked on the reviews, "Kurama why do all these authors ask the writer to continue with the fic if it was a one-shot?"
"Some authors don't believe in one-shots, they annoy the author and ask them to continue the story even though they are warned."
"All these reviews are the same, "good story please continue." "So cool update soon." That's supposed to encourage someone to write?"
"I suppose so."
Hiei clicked on another fic, "Kurama what is sweet snow?"
"It is an ice-cream in the human world why?"
"In all these fics I'm obsessed with the thing. Hmm... like a mere human invention could obsess my mighty will power."
Kurama sweat dropped, "Hiei, may I inquire as to how you know this when you've only mentioned this once?"
Hiei said, "Who says I've only mentioned it once fox?!" Kurama starred at Hiei, "Ok fine so I have an account also," He logged on as DarkFlammer751, "So why am I always obsessed with sweet snow?"
"I do not now. It is one of those rumors that goes around and no one knows were it originates from. There are many other theories. You are always appearing out of random trees."
"I fall out of a tree once and no one lets me forget it.”
"Also there is something called ruts."
"What in the world is a rut?"
"Well apparently it's when we go all demon during a full moon and need to mate or something of the sort."
Hiei looked disgusted, "I'm a Fire Apparition. I would not mate under a full moon. Maybe an animal spirit like you, but surely not me."
"Believe it." Kurama pulled up several examples.
"Ahhh... how stupid can these human's be?!" He started hitting his head on the desk. Kurama sweatdropped.
Botan popped into the room, "Is everything all right in here it sounds like something is being hurt?"
Hiei glared at Botan with a bandage on his head, "Everything is just fine go bother the Spirit Detective or something."
"Well I never. Humph." Botan closed the door.
Kurama turned to Hiei, "Hiei are you okay. I know some of these terms are new, but why does this come as a shock to you."
"Kurama I've only be reading the stories with terms that I understand."
"So you have been stuck reading the repetitive Mary-Sue, fluffy stories have you not?"
Hiei sighed and nodded his head. He quickly got an evil gleam in his eyes, "Although I've been having extreme pleasure in flaming all of their fanfictions."
Kurama laughed, "Yes so how have you enjoyed the storylines."
"I find them dull and boring. For a while they amused me, until I realized that most of the population did them."
"What is your least favorite storyline."
"It's hard to determine. Reading the story about the new Spirit Detective is getting old. For some reason the story seems to always go the same." He sighed again, "What's your least favorite Kurama."
"It is when we get a new student at school. It often confuses me. Yusuke and Kuwabara go to a different school than I, and you Hiei don't go to school at all. But for some awkward reason we all go to the same school."
"That is ridiculous. You, Kurama are in high school, while the Spirit Detective and the buffoon both are in junior high, and I have no reason to go to school, why would I? I obviously have a higher intellect than any there." He smirked at this declaration.
Kurama once again sweatdropped at Hiei's cockiness. Then he held up a finger and said, "What highly annoys me is when they have all four of us fall in love with the new student. Keiko would most likely murder Yusuke for looking at another girl, Kuwabara is stuck on Yukina," Hiei grumbles at this, "you Hiei would deny all feelings until the bitter end, and I am to involved in my studies to consider a girlfriend at this point. Besides I fear that my life as a demon might hurt a human."
Chibi Pyro Duo and Lord Hyrdo Karumi pop up. Duo says, "We would like to interrupt here for just a second and say what we think Hiei's thought process would be if Hiei was in fact 'in love' with some(If he could feel that emotion.) Here is the resident expert Karumi-chan."
Karumi clears her throat, "Hmm... what is this weird feeling in my stomach. Hmm.. must have eaten some bad food." She smiles, "Or it would be, "Why do I suddenly feel so weird like I'm floating. Oh well, back to killing."
Duo popes up, "Ok that's been our moment." She points a remote at Kurama and Hiei and they continue.
Hiei said, "And do you know what else totally annoys me is when the bad guy wants to fight in a room full of people and then no one remembers anything about it. What's up with that." Hiei shook his head, "What in the hell just happened Kurama?"
"I think that you're experiencing what the authors call out of characterness."
"It will never happen again!"
"You can't really control it man, I mean it can strike at any time." Kurama shook his head. "That can be your example."
"You sounded like the imbecile."
Kurama just shrugged, "About your comment earlier. That also greatly annoys me, humans are not as oblivious as the one in the rooms. I believe that authors get 'caught up in the moment' and do not realize what happened."
Hiei looked over the summaries of several other stories and sighed, "There is nothing to look at." Hiei turned around in his chair, "We should go Fox, before the dunderheads accuse us of looking at porn again. Do that erasing the memory trick and let us be gone."
"Excellent idea Hiei." Kurama erased the memory and the two demons left the room and out of Yusuke's house missing another meeting.
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Yusuke and Kuwabara were at Yusuke's computer. "Ahhhhh they erased the memory again!"
"Man they must be really protective of their porn."
"I vow that I will find out what you two are doing up here!" yelled Yusuke at the wall.
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And so once again Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Botan all go on oblivious about the happenings on the Fanfiction.net world.
And for the final time I shall say Hiei and Kurama sought out the misguided authors and set them straight.
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AN: Ok guys I have to say I wasn't going to write a sequel to The Wrongness of It All until I didn't get any flames.(tear) Come on guys, I know you're out there (searching high and low for the flamers) Ok so I'm not your average author, get over it. So I was going to say the other reason I wrote a sequel was because some authors (glares at all offending authors) don't know the meaning of a one-shot. Which means I will not continue it. Although I was wrong in this case. So there will be NO continuation of this.
Chibi Pyro Duo(were did all the pretty little flames go) and Lord Hydro Karumi (do you think they know it's a circle)
Hello everyone my name is Chibi Pyro Duo, just call me Duo because that
name is a mouthful. I just started getting into drawing you can blame
Karumichan, and I'm mostly a writer so if you have story ideas PM me.
Update
Here's an experiment I'm trying. See I'm a writer, so thanks to a suddgestion given by YokoBandit I'm going to post some of my writing to see if it keeps me more focused on updating and what not. So I'm going to post my Yu Yu Hakusho parody "The Wrongness of It All" which is my ranting about how fanfiction about Yu Yu Hakusho especially romance have taken a turn for the worse on ff.net
The Wrongness (is that a word) of it All
By: Chibi Pyro Duo and Lord Hydro Karumi
Kurama and Hiei are sitting in front of Yusuke’s computer.
“Why did you drag me up here to look at an idiotic machine Kurama?” asked Hiei
“Because, Hiei there is something here that might interest you.”
“What could something humans have done possibly interest me?”
“A demonstration might be in order.” Karuma pulled up our favorite website
“I see no point in this.”
“Patience is a virtue Hiei.” Kurama pulled up the Yu Yu Hakasho section and said, “This is what I wanted to show you. It’s an entire series devoted to our adventures. Apparently they call it Yu Yu Hakasho, I know not the reason they gave it that name.”
“Humph... there is a spy in our ranks.”
“Now Hiei, I might not call it that. I stumbled across this sight a few days ago and decided to do some research on this television series we have become. It seems that this site is not about our adventures, but what our ‘fans’ want in their own stories. Hence the name fan fiction.”
“I see no point in it,” stated Hiei
Kurama said, “There are some interesting stories here. For instance there are some were you kill Kuwabara.”
Hiei pushed Kurama out of the way, “A fairly smart human must have wrote that one. It’s a surprise I haven’t done it yet.”
“So Hiei, do you wish to explore this with me?”
“Why not, I have nothing better to do in this boring world.”
Kurama smiled and typed in comedy for the genre.
Hiei looked at the screen, “Hmm... what is this story untitled?”
“That means the author has not given the story a title.”
“How could a pathetic human not give a story a title? How are we supposed to know what it’s about.”
“You could read the summary.”
“It says “sucks at summary please R&R”. What in the world is this R&R.”
“I suppose it means read and review.”
Hiei said, “What idiotic human would think someone would read that story without any indication of what the stories about!”
“Human’s are strange.”
Several Hours Later
“How can these human’s even think some of this!” yelled Hiei
“Now Hiei calm down,” said Kurama trying to get his partner in crime, not to kill Yusuke’s computer.
“I DO NOT HAVE A SECERET CRUSH ON BOTAN! How can these human’s think this! Kuwabara or Yuskue would be more likely to have a relationship with that blue haired buffoon then I!”
“Now now calm down Hiei, I’m sure if you just calmly try and explain this to the author then.”
“No explaining! I must have revenge!” Hiei started writing a flame review to the author.
Kurama sweatdropped, “Oh dear, that poor misguided author.”
“Hey Yusuke, what do you think Hiei and Kurama are up to,” asked Botan, “they’ve been up in your computer room for some time now.”
“How the hell should I know, I’m not their keeper,” said Yusuke who was lounging around on the couch throwing things at a sleeping Kuwabara.
“Yusuke this is your house go check on them.”
“Geez fine.”
Yusuke walked upstairs to go find Kurama and Hiei. When he reached the computer room he found the two demons gapping at his computer.
“Hey guys what’re you up to?” asked Yusuke.
Both quickly turned around Kurama smiled sheepishly and said, “Oh nothing Yusuke absolutely nothing.”
“Can’t a demon read in peace human?!” snapped Hiei
“Feeeh, it’s not like it was my idea to come and get you, Botan was just worried about you both,” growled Yusuke
At Botan’s name both Hiei and Kurama looked at each other and snickered.
Yusuke looked at both of them skeptically “Ok whatever.”
As Yusuke closed the door both Hiei and Kurama burst out in laughter.
Kurama said, “If only poor Yusuke could read this summary. Keiko leaves Yusuke and Yusuke finds love in an unexpected place. With Kuwabara.”
Hiei did something OOC and laughed, “Who would be in love with that baka?”
Kurama snickered, “I do not see how many of these same plot lines get around. Why do I always fall in love with a new classmate.”
Hiei got an annoyed look, “Not just any classmates, their always the ‘new spirit detective’ and are some sort of special human with a tragic past who is stronger than Yusuke, smarter than you Kurama, and tougher than me. Fee like that could happen a mere human surpassing me. What I do not ‘get’ is how I keep getting assigned to protect weak humans and falling in love with them.”
“Some of these authors seem to be misguided in their beliefs of our personalities.”
“What do you expect when you give humans the right to decide our futures.”
“Some humans are exceptional storytellers though. Do you see the detail in this story. And no, how do they say it, out of characterness?”
“Humph.” Hiei clicked on another title, “Kurama what do you think lemon means?”
“It is a human fruit grown in this world why?” responded Kurama.
“This human says this is a lemon story.”
“I do not understand, how can a lemon be in a story?”
They started to read. Kurama and Hiei both got a look of disgust on their faces.
“What despicable human wrote this filth?!” Hiei was about to click out of it when Kurama stopped him.
“Hiei do you realize whom this is about?”
“Do I care?”
“It is about us.”
“WHAT!” bellowed Hiei.
“Apparently there are many stories about you and I together,” stated Kurama as he flipped through several other stories about himself and Hiei.
Hiei looked away with a blue tint to his face, “These humans truly have twisted minds indeed!”
Kurama nodded he was about to click off the story when Kuwabara barged into the room.
“Hey guy wuz up?” Hiei and Kurama covered up the screen, “What are you two hiding?” He stepped a little bit closer to them, “Why are you two so nervous.” A look of understanding came across his face, “Oh I get it you two are looking at porn aren’t you?” Kurama and Hiei both looked at each other and their faces went green. “Come on guys share the wealth!” Kuwabara started going towards the computer.
Kurama put his hands up in defense, “No Kuwabara, we were doing nothing of the sort. Now I must ask that you leave the room both Hiei and I are working on a project.”
“Aw come on Kurama you don’t have to be embarrassed we all do it man,” laughed Kuwabara in his trademark laugh.
“I would not be caught dead looking at your disgusting human females,”
growled Hiei.
“Wanna die short man?” said Kuwabara
“Does a death threat cause you to speak to me this way?”
“Please you two calm down. Kuwabara we promise we won’t be to much longer,” said Kurama as he tried to prevent a fight that would blow up Yusuke’s house.
“Humph fine, I see how it is.” Kuwabara left the room.
“What a source of stupidity,” stated Hiei in a monotone voice.
“Now now Hiei, please no more fighting with Kuwabara, what those fan girls write could come true.”
Hiei visibly shuddered, “I have not, nor will I ever fantasize about that BAKA!!”
Kurama sweatdropped, “It’s alright Hiei, I know how you feel.”
Hiei pouted, “I feel the need to kill something.”
Kurama sweatdropped again, “Let us check out these last stories.” He clicked on the link. They read the next couple of chapter and Hiei looked blue in the face.
“Never, never, NEVER have I been so DISGUSTED in my entire life!!” Kurama was slowly backing away, “I will not ever sleep nor lust after Yukina! She’s my sister God damnit! My sister for fire’s sake!”
Kurama patted Hiei on the back, “The logic was not there, I’m sorry.”
Yukina walked into the room, “Hello Hiei, Kurama, you two have been up here for a while, so Botan sent me up here to check on you.”
Hiei rushed up to Yukina and covered her eyes, “Yukina you do not want to be in the room at the moment. You tell the Spirit Detective we’ll be down in a couple of minutes.”
“Ok” said Yukina in a quiet voice as Hiei ushered Yukina out of the room.
Hiei said, “Fox, log of that site so the idiots downstairs will leave us alone.”
“As you wish Hiei, I think we both have been traumatized enough for one day.” Kurama logged off the site and got onto a different program.
“What are you doing now?” asked Hiei as he shut the door.
“I’m erasing the memory from the computer that we’ve been on this site.”
“Good idea.”
After Kurama was done the two walked downstairs.
Yusuke said, “So Kuwabara tells me you two were looking at porn. I didn’t think you two were like that? Come on give it up what was the site!”
Kurama put his hands up in defense and said, “Yusuke, Kuwabara was misinformed we were simply working on a new fighting program for battle strategies.”
“Yeah sure, like Hiei knows how to work a computer,” commented Yusuke
“Imbecile of course I know how to work a computer.”
Gulp, “Hahah okay why don’t we just end the meeting for today,” said Botan wanting to prevent another fight.
“Sounds good to me,” said Kurama politely. A grunt came from Hiei.
Kurama and Hiei left the house.
Yusuke and the rest of the gang ran upstairs. Yusuke checked the computer, “Damn they erased the memory.”
“Awww man, those guys suck,” complained Kuwabara.
And so Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Botan continued with their life not knowing that there were many misguided youths on the Internet making unrealistic stories about them.
Hiei and Kurama continued with their days trying to track down the unfortunate souls who would write all of the previous mentioned about them.
The End
AN: Sorry if this offended anyone.(Not really, but I guess I have to say something like that right) Karumi and myself are sick and tired of seeing cliché storylines and trash romances on this website. So she and myself wrote a story about it to do our protesting. (Freedom of speech ::sticks out tongues:: ) But this our final statement (Duo is cuddling Kurama while Karumi is doing the same for Hiei) HIEI AND KURAMA ARE NOT LOVERS END OF DISCUSION!!
Sincerely,
Chibi Pyro Duo and Lord Hydro Karumi (Do you think they know it’s a circle?)
Hello everyone my name is Chibi Pyro Duo, just call me Duo because that
name is a mouthful. I just started getting into drawing you can blame
Karumichan, and I'm mostly a writer so if you have story ideas PM me.
Update
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this one made me laugh because it's exactly like me, well except for the human part, but it go everything else right.
Also slightly amused by this one as well because it's mostly true, except for the whole hair and eye color thing I guess though, but it got the demon part right ^^
Hello everyone my name is Chibi Pyro Duo, just call me Duo because that
name is a mouthful. I just started getting into drawing you can blame
Karumichan, and I'm mostly a writer so if you have story ideas PM me.
Update
Okay so finals are next week and we have a four day weekend (what were those stupid teachers thinking?) but for three of those glorious four days I'm going to be in the moutains. With lots of snow. I hate snow. Well I don't really hate it, it's pretty to look at, but I don't want to touch it. There is a reason why I'm the pyro. So I'm holing myself up in the cabin and watching Gravitation!
Hello everyone my name is Chibi Pyro Duo, just call me Duo because that
name is a mouthful. I just started getting into drawing you can blame
Karumichan, and I'm mostly a writer so if you have story ideas PM me.
Update
Gaaah finals are next week. And I've got a Biology test tomarrow! What's up with that? Stupid Fluffy-sensei! He makes no sense. Also have my script due tomarrow Eeek I'm so scared of what my class will think of it.
Hello everyone my name is Chibi Pyro Duo, just call me Duo because that
name is a mouthful. I just started getting into drawing you can blame
Karumichan, and I'm mostly a writer so if you have story ideas PM me.
Update
Well actually I don't have a headache I've had a good day I guess. I'm just having a little writer's block with Duelist Kingdom. AWWWW!! Writer's block should be outlawed! I hate adding thoughts and emotions to things when I can't think. The problem is I haven't updated since September/October maybe so I've had plenty of time to get through this damn writers block but aww!
But on a happier note I got the right size Seis (the little three pointed prong things that are wicked awsome. Umm Electra's weapon) so I'll be kicken butt in no time. Plus my Sensei got katanas(don't be to excitted they're the foam kind but they're still wicked awsome)
I should probally start reading (PICK UP YOUR PHONE K-CHAN!!)
Hello everyone my name is Chibi Pyro Duo, just call me Duo because that
name is a mouthful. I just started getting into drawing you can blame
Karumichan, and I'm mostly a writer so if you have story ideas PM me.
Awww the Evil Snow! 
Duo's Head Hurts