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Thursday, January 15, 2004


   Funny Thoughts
Why do people say "no offense" when they're about to offend someone?

When the person who writes the obituaries dies, who writes their obituary?

Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?

Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"?

Why doesn't the glue in the bottle dry up?

Why is it we have the weight of the world on our shoulders but have to get it off our chests?

If you tell someone they are being judgmental aren't you being judgmental yourself?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
free?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?


That'll be all for now... ^^

Thanks for reading! Ja ne!

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