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• Sailor Moon, CCS, .hack//sign, FMA, FMP, Bleach, Samurai Champloo, Samurai 7, Cowboy Beebop,Tenchi, Ranma 1/2, Tsubasa . . . .and Naruto to . . . I'm just taking a break from it for now
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• To touch the moon.
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• I have the ablity to run it to almost anythingj.

myOtaku.com: childofserenity

Monday, January 9, 2006

The Bra . . . Massacre

Hello my friend of the otaku. Today, I shall tell you my tale of woe. Along time ago, I was a girl who had two beautiful bras. I’m sure if you are a guy reading this you are very confused, but I will explain. For a girl it is a challenge to find a bra that fits her perfectly. It is a great moment when a girl can find a bra that both fit’s her comfortably while also giving the proper support. Now, I know that it really may not be that hard for some, and not so hard for others. So, lets just say that I really liked these bras.

Well, one day these bras I very much loved . . . were eaten. Yes, eaten . . . chewed up by a dog. . . no not my dog, but my roommates dog. HAHAHA. . . . No . . . not really, but the person who owned the dog thought that it was hilarious that her dog ate my bras . . . and a few other choice pieces of underwear. Her response was that if I was short I could borrow some of hers . . . . HAHAHA. Isn’t that kind of gross? Well I felt that it was.

I’m not one to share such things. I also could tell that she didn’t give a shit that she just put me in a position where I was going to have to replace 100 dollars worth of underwear. Underwear that her dog damaged. . . I didn’t even get her apology . . . it somehow became my fault that her dog ate my stuff. Because, the dog was my responsibility? No .

So in the end, I got what nothing . . . I just had to survive on lesser bras. I was very sad and angry.

Anyway my tale has a happy ending . . . . I got better, faster, stronger bras . . . . The Million dollar Bra! Hehehe. . .

Yay, for a late Christmas. ^_^

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