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Friday, February 16, 2007


Random Story by me and Punk Puffin
One day on the planet Beelzebub 96, Punk Puffin and I, Chi, saw pink and red hearts jump while they recited the 10,000,000,000th digits of pi on a trapeze line. We walked on into the lollypop forest and stopped to rest. I brushed away some free flying hair when Punk Puffin pointed to purple and red puppies dancing the waltz while meowing the anthem. We looked at each other and shrugged. As long as they were just doing their thing, then we would be fine.

Not long after, they decided to try and eat us. But we busted out all psycho bitch on them and put some kung-fu upon their hides. After that encounter, we saw pink monkeys dancing on the moon tulips at their fingertips. And there were blue monkeys doing the tango with sticks coming out of their ears.

“It must be some sort of mating dance!” exclaimed Punk Puffin.

“Yah your right,” I sad, checking my guide to planet Beelzebub’s weird and crazy animal behaviors.

But then the sticks detached from the monkeys’ ears and starting making babies from tree. Then they attacked us with sporks! We ran as fast as we could to escape from their sporky badness because no one wants to be attacked with sporks! Anyway, after running around like chickens with our heads cut off, we saw the stick children go splody everywhere. Let me tell you, it was NOT a pretty site. After that, they came back together as Godzilla.

“I’ve had enough!” said Punk Puffin, “I want to go home!”

So she grabbed me by the hand and we flew home to earth where you are now reading our story of utterly pointless value whatsoever and loosing IQ points from doing so! Moral of the story: Don’t spit on llamas cuz they spit back! THE END!

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