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1990-11-05
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Female
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In meh own little crazy world that consists of chobits and dramacon!
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2007-01-19
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Highschool student, Big Sister, Girlfriend, Bestfriend, and mony other roles
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...do you WANT to know my name... yeah right...as if stalker...lol
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brown belt in karate, surviving highschool, survived middle and elementary schools, surviving life
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i was born people! lol...ever scince i watched sailor moon for the first time (edited version...didint find out aboiu the whole lesbian thing until last year)
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Chobits, Inuyasha, P.H.D., Dramacon, Chrno Crusade, Rosen maiden, and many others
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to become a councilor, own a beachfront cafe AND house
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drawong, writting, internet, phone, comp art, gaia online, runescape
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really good person...and uh, see above in hobbies, im good with kids,and yah.
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Tuesday, May 8, 2007
Hey there.
Okay… you know how the Virgin Mary was touched by the Holy Spirit and became pregnant with Jesus Christ. Well, I thought about it… but she got laid spiritually if you think about it…. Ok, ok, I know it is a veeeery bad joke… BUT funny, at least I think so… please do not kill me…
Joke of the day:
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young punk walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared. Every time the punk looked, the old man was staring at him.
The punk finally said sarcastically,” What is the matter, old-timer? Never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied,” Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
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