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Tuesday, May 8, 2007


   Hey there.
Okay… you know how the Virgin Mary was touched by the Holy Spirit and became pregnant with Jesus Christ. Well, I thought about it… but she got laid spiritually if you think about it…. Ok, ok, I know it is a veeeery bad joke… BUT funny, at least I think so… please do not kill me…

Joke of the day:

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young punk walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared. Every time the punk looked, the old man was staring at him.

The punk finally said sarcastically,” What is the matter, old-timer? Never done anything wild in your life?"

Without batting an eye, the old man replied,” Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."


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