Tuesday, November 14, 2006

   Betrayal and Confessions in the Royal Palace
Meru Puri Skit
November 13, 2006
By Elizabeth Fontenot

Starring:
Queen: Amanda Taylor
King: Her Boyfriend
Lei: Ryan Mayeux
Aram: Warren Douglas
Airi: Elizabeth Fontenot



On a balmy afternoon….
The Queen is lying on her boudoir in her bed chamber.

Queen: Oh how I wish I were able to do something. Finding ways of keeping Aram from Airi is beginning to annoy me.

Enter Lei

Lei: My lady, I wish you would try to keep out of love relations. Your tactics are beginning to frighten even me.

Queen: Dear Lei, how is it that you always seem to know what I’m thinking? I swear. Sometimes I regret ever marrying that man, no, the king.

Lei: You know you don’t really mean that. *he begins to massage her stocking-covered feet* We can never be together, no matter how much we feel attracted to one another.

*Angle switch: The king is eavesdropping from behind the doors of the chamber. He looks like he’s disgusted.*

Queen: *Reaches over and makes Lei look at her* What if we kept it a secret? Would you still come *they’re very close to one another lips nearly touching* *whisper* to me?

*King barges in*

King: What’s this? Wife, why do you look at me with those guilty eyes? Why, Lei, do you commit such treason with adultery? WHY!

Lei: *Rises from his position* Your Majesty, Her Highness is ill and bored. Please see that she gets the attention she needs.

Queen: Lei! How is my dear Aram?

Lei: *without turning* He’s exhausted from is training madam. Lady Airi got the audacity to ask me to leave today.

King: How goes his training?

Lei: Well, my Liege.

Queen: How fairs Mariabel since Aram’s announcement?

Lei: She keeps asking for a *cough* threesome *cough*.

Queen and King: What shame!

Queen: What a horrible child.

King: Such a disgrace!

Queen and King: WHY!?

*Aram and Airi walk in. They’re holding hands, and they look fiercely determined*

King: *Shifts Queen from boudoir to the bed and covers her* Welcome Lady Airi, Dear Aram!

Lei: What do you want now?

Aram and Airi: We want to talk!

Queen: Whatever about, dears?

Airi: About your recent preoccupation with tearing Aram and me apart.

King: This is nonsense! Is this accusation true? *turns towards Queen*

Aram: One more stipulation. *blushes* We must talk while…

*Airi pushes Aram’s head down*

Airi: WHILE HAVING AN ORGY!

*Scene/Angle change: All five are in the bed without shoes.*

Queen: This orgy is fun!

King: Don’t try to change the subject!
*Don’t Worry, Be Happy plays while the feet move to it.*

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