Saturday, December 18, 2004

   *yawns*
Well, I've just woken up... at 12 noon. But I have a good reason- I was working from 5pm till midnight. Like most of my shifts. I got to bed at 2am, so 10 hours sleep is all fine and dandy for me.

I had the wierdest dream. I was at a very wierd school camp, up in the mountains. We all had to sleep in the back of vans ^-^

Somehow, I got put on the fat camp register. Not meaning to sound up myself, I'm not fat. My friends think I'm anorexic. I'm not as thin as that though ^_^

Anyway, the really angry/stupid/cowish lady who was running it had this awesome idea that we weren't allowed to eat or drink anything except for one stingy lettuce leaf each day, and water when we were told. And that's where it turned into an (extremely wierd) nightmare.

We had to exercize using a piano, and other normal, but broken gym equipment. Oh, and I remember that the floor was a pink and black checkerboard. Not a checkerboard patterened floor, but an actual checkerboard. That was the outside part of the gym though. The inside was just cream, with the paint peeling off the walls.

Wierd yet? O_o

The rest of my dream was comprised of stealing food from my friends who weren't on fat camp, and planning to eat it when the trainer lady wasn't looking. The meals were so nice though! Roasts, with potato and kumara (sweet potato) and brandy snaps for dessert, with bowls of cadbury ice-cream. My favourite ^-^

Of course, I always got caught and punished -_-'

There was also a ski field close to the camp. The whole camp- both the fat camp and the normal people- were allowed to go. We got there and...shock horror! The snow was coloured pink, yellow, blue and green for some reason. We weren't supposed to touch the colours for some reason, so we all stayed at the top of the hill, which was white ^_^

Then, someone pushed me, and I fell into the pink. When I stopped sliding, two teachers were skiing around and informing me that I had crossed from NZ territory, into American. And that I needed my passport O_o

I woke up about then, and then I got out of bed, and came here. Makes sense?

Not really ^_^

Well, I'll be back later with something more interesting and important, I suppose.

From the desk of a girl who does NOT want to go to fat camp (in fact, her tummy is rumbling now),

Cinnamon

Oh, and just so you know, my school would never set up a fat camp. In fact, if they did, I'd leave ^_~
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