Wednesday, July 5, 2006

   EERRRRGNESSS
The 4th of July! Decribed by some as, "Independence day" but I describe it as "WTF DAY!!!!" Why, do you ask? Well, I'll tell you, It all starts long ago at 11:00 pm at my house yesterday.....
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*it starts in my room where Emily, Nori-chan, and I are putting on out pj's

Emily: you guys, Eugene cant sleep in the same room as me, ok?
Me:Why does it matter?!
Emily: Because he might rape me.
Nori-chan: pffft! Are you kidding, we're talkin about Eugene here!
Emily:It might happen...
Me: Well, How bout you me and Nori-chan here sleep on de bed...while Eugene sleeps on de floor? Cause We're gonna be sleeping in de living room...
Emily:...Well, alright
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*the four friends are watching a movie (Rose Red) in de livingroom, It is 1:30 in the morning and everyone else is asleep. Eugene is on the floor while Ikari, Emily, and nori-chan are snug in the bed...Emily has already fallen asleep..all is well untill...*
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Emily: *sits up from her slumber*
Nori-chan:go back to sleep Em, you look tired.
Emily: I have to go home.
Me: WHY?!
Emily:Im breaking my moms rules.
Nori-chan: What?
Emily: Im betraying her trust too. I have to go home. I shouldnt even be sleeping in the same room as Eugene.
Me: But Eugene is your boyfriend! Who cares?! *looks pleadingly at Eugene* Eugene?!
Eugene:If she wants to go, let her.
Me: No, I mean sleep in another room!
Eugene:...Oh, Okay.
Emily:No I shouldnt even be sleeping in the same house as him, I have to go.
Me: Em, its 1:30 in the morning my mum wont drive you home...
Em: I'll call my mom she'll drive me...
Me: Ok, whatever *hands Em the phone*
Em: *dials, the answering machine picks up* Oh.. *tries a few more times*
Mum:*walks in*
Me: Mum, Em wants to go home
Mum: Huh? Oh, Okay....*goees to the bathroom*
Nori: Do you think you'll be okay if you stay the night?
Em: Sure
Mum: *comes out of bathroom* I'll Drive you Emily.
Em: Ok! *get stuff, leaves with mum*
Eugene: *sadly* I drove her away
Me: no you didnt Gene, shes just....
Nori:Weird..?
Me:Yea
*the three friends continue watching the movie for about an hour untill...*
*Bang, bang, bang!*
Me:Whats that?
Nori:Someones banging at the door
Me:Oh..*thinks to self: "maybe mum locked herself out"* I'll get it *gets up and walks to door, opens it*
In comes LARRY, Eugenes dad!
Larry:*pushes past me, without a word* Eugene, we're going home.
Eugene:Why?!
Larry: I callled 4 or 5 times and you never picked up.
Me: What?! We didnt hear anythimg *looks at phone* oh...the ringer is off
Larry:Well there you go. C'mon Eugene lets go.
Eugene: I really have to go now?
Larry: Yeah. Why the heck else would I be here at 2:00 in the morning?
Me: Wait...why were you calling us?!
Larry: Emilys mom called me and said that Em left some messages on the answering machine and sounded worried and scared. Her mom said she tried to call you but couldnt get a hold of you guys so she called me.
Me: Oh...
Larry: Lets GO Eugene! *leads the reluctent Eugene out of the house*
Nori:WTF just happend?!
Me: I....dont know..
Nori:Well its down to just you and me now.
Me: *in mock sarcasm* Oh joy.
*The two girls sit silently while they watch their movie*
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