Friday, June 2, 2006

   About my day and the default TOS parody!
My day didn't start out that well at school; first period I had gym and I got close to the gym and realized that I didn't have my gym bag. So I ran up the stairs, all the way to the end of the hall,(my locker's the 4th to last at the end of the patriot wing), grabbed the bag almost knocking my back pack out of my locker, raced down,only to find people swarming into the gym; IN THEIR NORMAL CLOTHES!!! It was a free period, and I wasn't informed!!! ARRRRRRRGH!!! I actually cried alittle (I'm sooooo macho. lol) from the frustration especially because I have a blister on my foot and it started to hurt. (and kinda itch - -') But I pulled my self together and chatted with my friends. (Chorus was there too.) In math, (2nd period) we watched a movie about the history of rollar coasters. (The process of designing and constructing a rollar coaster apparantly involves alot of math so we were allowed to watch it. Third period I had study hall in which I doodled and almost died of bordom because my one friend who seriously needs something for his attention span wasn't there. (he's a library helper on day 4) Fourth period in American Cultures we had a guest speaker come in who was a volunteer helper in New Orleans. HE showed us some pictures of the houses his group gutted. It was sad. Fifth period in English we continued watching the movie of the Twelth night or What You Will by William SHapkespeare. Sixth period was lunch. The school gave out free icecream today, and some of my strawberry cheesecake pop fell on my max cheese stick...WAH! lol. Seventh period I had FCS which was turned into a study hall and the teacher gave out ice pops. ^_^ Eigth period we took science finals, which I feel confident about, I studied alot. Ninth period we read the Monkey Paw and played pictionary for the rest of the period. Wow...I didn't expect to write that much about my day...sorry if I bored you. Anyway, here's the default chapter!
Default Chapter: Tales of Whatthefoonia. (lol. What the foo + Symphonia)Remember, lloyd is the same but tends to shout random things, Genis is a pyromaniac that likes to throw things, Collette states the obvious, Raine is over pretective, and Kratos can only speak backwards, All the male desians are called "Joe" and the female desians are called "Wendy", the big fat guy with the spiky ball thing is called "big fat guy with spiky ball thing", Botta likes changing nursery rhymes to fit the current situation, and Collette's father likes to think that he's a gangster.
"lloyd. Lloyd? LLOYD IRVING! OMG! WAKE UP!!!" Raine was hyterical. She thought that Lloyd died. While she was freaking out, Genis snuck up to the board and picked up a chalk board eraser. He crept back to his seat, and when he thought no one was looking, (which means everyone) He chucked the eraser at Lloyd. "HUH?! WHAT?!" He screamed.
"OH! LLOYD! I WAS SO WORRIED!" Raine shrieked and proceeded to envelope Lloyd in a bone crunching hug. "Professor," Collette said. "You're hurting Lloyd!" "How did you guess?" Asked Genis, his voice seaping with sarcasm. "Oh! Well, you see how his face is turning different colors? I think that means that he's running out of air."
Raine paused and whirled around to look at Collette. "You, you mean, I was hurting him?" The class sighed and nodded. "..." Raine pounced on Lloyd. "I AM SOOOOOOOOOO SORRY! ALL THIS TIME I WAS TYRING TO SAVE YOU FROM DEATH AND HERE I AM ABOUT TO KILL YOU!" She yelled, eye twitching in a very disturbing way. And by that I mean a crazy phycopathic way.
"I...I like pie." Lloyd weezed, and stood up trying to catch his breath. " I knew I shouldn't have given you those buckets to hold. They obviously cut off the circulation to your brain and made you pass out." Raine stated and started walking towards the front of the room.
The class stared at her wondering how she came to that conclusion. "HEY LOOK, A BIRDIE!" Lloyd screamed. Everyone ignored him. "...right. Genis. Tell us about Mithos the Hero." Genis stood up. "I like setting things on fire." He said. "The other day, I was playing around with insence, and I dropped it on the bathroom mat, and then-" "STOOOOP!" Raine shouted. "*ahem* That was not what I asked you, Genis. Mithos the Hero was a manly man who obviously looked nothing like a femboy in the least who stayed perfectly sane and saved our world, didn't split it in two and force us to compete for mana."
The class nodded. Of course it was right. Raine was never wrong. Never. Just then, a bright light filled the classroom. "Kellog's fruit loops are a nutritious part of your daily diet." Lloyd whispered, looking around the room in awe.
Okay, I'm gonna stop there because my post is getting too long and my friend's going to pick me up to go to this banquet thing and then I'm going to sleep over! ^__^ YAY! Anyway, enjoy this pic! I thought it was pretty funny...


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