Thursday, July 13, 2006

   Comics
i got some new pictures and jokes (finally). well i guess ill be on alot now. well heres a comic u guys mite like. sry 4 the swearing if u guys dont swear:


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Saturday, July 8, 2006

   THIS IS NOT ERIC THIS MIKE JTHM 666 YAYYY!!!!!!
Today i'm taking over Comedian pride site today because he said he not going to be on for awhile so I guess its my turn to take over. Since Eric said he had no joke yesterday then i'll give u guys a yo momma joke. I'm so bored, Eric went to his damn cousin B-day and lefted me alone with nothing to do. I feel like dieing because there nothing to do at all. I'm going insane. Well watever so yeah okay thats all cya l8er everybody. ^_^

*Yo momma so fat even Naruto Uzumaki couldn't believe it* If guys don't get it then i'll tell u. Okay, u kno how Naruto always says, "I'M GOING TO BE THE FORTH HOKAGE BELIEVE IT!!!" Well but this time Naruto Uzumaki can't believe that yo momma is so fat. That y its funny so there u go for all u ppl who don't understand a simple joke like this 1 well cya l8er.

*Mike*
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Thursday, July 6, 2006

   Gone For a While
sorry i havent ben on in a wile... ive been busy. i probally wont be on that much for a few days. so ill cya all l8er.

*no jokes today. sry!*
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Monday, July 3, 2006

   So Many Sasuke!
u wont believe how many sasuke fans are on here. i jus went 2 member list and found like 7 already. now everytime i blink i see Sasuke pictures through my eyes! X_X o well... its not all bad. im jus glad that i may be the only person with a Jing, The King of Bandits site. woo! ^_^ ok anyways... im not offending people with Sasuke pictures on their site or anything... this is jus a comment i would like to make. anyways heres a really hard riddle for you guys (WARNING: do not try to solve it if you dont want a really bad headache...):

there were 3 guys who wanted to rent a hotel room. the room cost $30, so each of them paid $10.

the hotel gave $5 to the room service but the room service said they paid her too much. so she goes to their room and gives each of them $1 back.

ok, quick replay. each of them payed $9 because the room serivice gave $1 back. so 9 + 9 + 9 = 27. plus the $2 from the room service would be $29. what happen to the other dollar?
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Sunday, July 2, 2006

crap
2day was crap. nothin but crap. da party wasnt really a party. lots of drunked older cousins where gambling and drinkin. ok, maybe I WAS gambling, but i didnt play alot... jus 1 game of Texas Hold'em, 8 people with 25 chips each (each worth 1). who ever had all the chips, would win $16, $2 from each person. i won the whole game, but people started cussin cuz i beated da adults. got pissed, but didnt care cuz i was leavin. went home, went in my room, punched da door, and layed in my bed... now im here tellin this crap 2 other people... but wutever, who cares... u want a joke? heres ur dam joke:

if there were 1000 sticks on the wall, how many would u choke on?
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Saturday, July 1, 2006

   Cousin
its my cousin bday party 2day, so im not gonna be on untill night maybe sooner. i gotta leave in 10 mins soooo heres da weirdest video of 2 guys singin. u better click the link, im not playin the video on my site!:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt2r62bE91I
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   It's July The 1st!!!!
well its midnight over here, so that means its july! weeee! wonder wuts gonna happen on the 4th.... fireworks are illegal in some states, except here! yay!!!! well anyways, 2day mike and me went 2 da movies 2day. we watched superman. the movie was ok, but the only thing that was bad was the sound effects and the music... the sound effects werent as good, like all the explosions were just a regular boom... it wasnt like ((((((((((( BOOM!!! )))))))))) wich wouldve ben awsome... and the music was sooo old. they used it from the old superman movies... o well, all the action was good. alot of people cried wen they thought superman died. i mean how the heck does superman die?!?!?! he cant die!!! well maybe of old age but he was pretty young huh? o well... people are gullible. >_< well i guess thats all. i got some videos that'll be here 2morrow but heres are 2 riddles 4 tonite:

1) Spell Mississippi (without cheating after ur done reading)....

Now spell it with ONE "i"

2)Peter's father had 3 sons: Snap, Crackle, and ________?

comment us if u kno da answer for either of them and well let u kno the real answer afterwards...
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Friday, June 30, 2006

   BG
gayest background.... we tried to find some other ones but they were all crappy, so we had 2 stick 2 dis 1... we'll try 2 find some other ones, more dark and evil. ^_^ well wutever. heres the joke 4 today:

there was a boy and his younger brother. they both shared a bunk bed, he took the top and his younger brother took the bottom.

1 night, he invited his girlfriend to "mess around" but his little brother was sleeping so they used code. he told her "say lettuce if u wanna go faster, say tomato if u wanna go harder."

so she says "lettuce tomato lettuce tomato lettuce tomato!" but the the little brother woke up. he looks up and says "would you guys stop making sandwiches up there? you're getting mayonaise all over my face!"
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