Monday, August 7, 2006

ITS BEEN A WHILE
woah... its been like 16 days since ive posted... sry i havent been on (again). alot has happened since ive been gone. lets see..... well my cousin came back from south carolina(typo?) and my friend should be coming home soon from Korea/Thailand soon, maybe today. My grandmother died (sad i know).... my mom cried and some of the other people in the family did too... i had to become a monk (shave my head and wear orange/brown robes) for 3 days... i miss my hair! wHy MeEeEeEeEe?!?!?! well... least i did it for grandmother... plus i got $350 from alot of people who donated like hundreds of dollars to temple... u think $350 is alot? i only got like 10%... yea... well now im bald and school starts tomorrow... i got my grandmothers neckless with me though. she was going to give it to me but she passed away and it was too late... well i g2g... goin 2 the mall today and my friends house to see if he came back... heres something i got from a song my other friend gave me (its all real):

1) Did you know 61% of all hits on the internet are on sex
2) Everyday, 21 newborn babies will be given to the wrong parents
3) The average person swallows 8 spiders in a year.
4) The average person laughs 13 times a day.
5) Elvis was originally blond.
6) The average age of having their 1st sex is 15.3 years old.
7) The average penis size is 5.2 inches long and 4.2 circumsized... (WDF?!?)
8) Eskimos use refridgerators to keep food from freezing.
9) 41% of all people take people with curly hair less seriously.
10) 20% of all females had at least 1 homosexual experience.
11) Did you know theres no such thing as an Anti-Wrinkle cream?
12) 22% of the time, a pizza will arive faster than an abulance in great britain.
13) 96% of all woman have at one time in their life, faked an orgasm.
14) 3 people die every year testing if a 9 volt battery works on their tongue.
15) Butterflys taste with their feet.
16) 5% of the population is gay.
17) The world's best known word is "OK".
18) The second world's known word is "Coca Cola".
19) A giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue.
20) Charles Chapplen once won 3rd prize in a "Charles Chapplen Look-Alike Contest".
21) Only 1 book has been printed in more copys than the Bible: The Ikia Catalog (typo?).
22) 1 cigarette takes away 5 minutes of a person's life.
23) 1950, we were 3 billion people on the earth. Today, we are 6 billion people.
24) Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
25) 74% of all nudist females are nudist because their husband's a nudist.
26) More people die from a Champain (typo?) cork popping, than from poisen spiders.
27) 21% of all traffic accidents happen because the driver falls asleep.
28) Did you know originally a Danish guy invented the burgalur alarm. Ironically, it got stolen.
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