Wednesday, February 21, 2007

   yeah well whatever

"Forgive me if I seem a little out of sorts. I've just had a hard time dealing with the passing of a true American icon. I am speaking, of course, about Dignity. Dignity lived a long and full life, but once Anna Nicole Smith died and the entire nation stopped to mourn her passing and pick over the details of her life, it was evident that Dignity suffered a tragic death. RIP, Dignity. We'll miss you.

And let's not forget the woman (whore) herself. Goodbye, Anna. You truly lived your life like a candle in the wind. A bloated, embarrassing candle that married a rich old guy, gained a bunch of weight, lost a bunch of weight, killed its son, gave birth to a daughter that could be fathered by any white man in North America, and OD'd.

She always strived to live her life like Marilyn Monroe, but she failed in death. Because JFK had Marilyn Monroe killed, whereas Anna Nicole Smith was killed by collective human will.

But let's not mourn Anna's death. Let's celebrate her life and focus on the positive. For one thing, her death proves that it is possible to OD on pathetic and shame. And on a personal note, it has really helped my spiritual life. I mean, you stop believing in the power of prayer and then something like this happens. And I remain convinced that somewhere in the world, a retarded horse has just been born to keep the cosmic balance.

Besides, we'll always have Pamela Anderson. You know...until she dies from Hep C"

lol! i found that on this one website i thought it hilarious!

well neda advice hotline is officially closed....i ran out of advice...seriously

for the past month or so ppl have constantly been asking me for advice and then i give them some and they dont follow it and then they get screwed over and then they come back and then i tell them again what to do and they dont follow and come back again ITS AN ANNOYING CYCLE! AND IM SICK OF IT!


i dont care anymore im not buddha or the wise man or in this case woman on top of the hill....i dunno what to do do i look like i do? do i have a big ask me sign on my forehead????


::sigh:: okay im good....

seriously ppl i have never been in a relationship therefore dont ask me for relationship advice cause i dont know

okay! im done =D

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