Wednesday, June 21, 2006

   Well, Cocoa told me to, so i will...
You know that anime interview contest they had that was forever ago? Well, I was reading mine to Hot Cocoa and she laughed and said it was funny. I told her to shut up because I thought she was joking and she said, "No, really! I like it; it's really funny. I think you should win!" I laughed and she mentioned that she wanted me to put it up in a post so I could show everyone just how funny it was (i still think she was over exaggerating it a little...>>; but then i don't have much self-confidence). So I decided to take her up on that comment. So ladies, gents, and whatever else is out there, I almost-proudly presnt my lovely character interview with Yami Marik!

Mint: Welcome all to my annual monthly Character Interview! Today we have a very special guest; Kazuki’s own Yami no Malik! Let’s start off with a little intro, shall we…?

Yami-no-Malik…better known as simply ‘Yami Marik’…was born somewhere in Egypt. He’s actually more of a possessive evil spirit, but is somehow materialized without his hikari(Malik) for this particular interview. He was formed from the anger in poor little Malik’s heart when he was somewhere around the age of ten(Making Yami Marik a possible 6 years old…??!) due to a family traditional initiation, which while in most families is a good or at least interesting thing, was in Malik’s family a series of flaming daggers used to carve a huge tattoo into Malik’s back. So he got really pissed off(wouldn’t you?) and turned into his yami side for the first time, killing his dad and running off with the family servant, where years afterward he would torment Yugi and friends for some time before being blasted into eternal darkness…which really wasn’t eternal or we wouldn’t have the chance to interview this…er…special guy.

Mint: So let’s get started!

[A very fed up, traumatized looking Yami Marik is brought(dragged) onto stage]

Yami Marik: What the hell?

Mint: So Marik-if I can call you that-let’s start out with your feelings towards your hikari. *shoves microphone obnoxiously in the guy’s face*

YM: Who the *happy* organized this *happy happy*ing piece of shit?

Mint: Must I repeat the question?

YM: The bastard who sentenced me to an alternate fate. …That is, destroying this world.

Mint: I see. Now, what exactly would destroying the world do for you? I mean, you live here too, right?

YM: Point taken. I would create my own world. A world of complete darkness and suffering! *trademark evil Marik laugh*

Mint: Can you laugh again?

YM: Yes. Why?

Mint: Cuz its sexy. :3

YM: *smirk* *repeats his metallicy laugh*

Mint: ooo shivers. Okay. Next, we have the traditional question from the audience. I have collected several questions in a hat and will now pick one. *pulls a hat out of fat air and draws a piece of paper* *reads:* ‘If I said you were a sexy hunk of evil would you…’ nevermind we’ll pick a different one. *lights the previous one on fire*

YM: O.o

Mint: Ah, here’s a better one: ‘If you were an animal, what would you be?’

YM: I’d be a porcupine because all they do is cause people pain and *happy* other porcupines.

Mint: o.o You *happy* porcupines???

YM: *slaps forehead* Not what I ment.

Mint: ….OH! You mean like a…oooooooooooooooooooh. Ehehhehheh…*sigh* Anyways. On with the interview. And our second question from the audience: ‘If life gave you marshmallows, would you make s’mores?’ O.o

YM: No. If life gave me marshmallows, I’d find someone who life gave hot babes and have a party.

Mint: O.o Sick.

YM: Well you asked.

Mint: Fair enough. Do you like yourself?

YM: Hell yeah.

Mint: Do you consider yourself sexy?

YM: XD If I didn’t I doubt I’d be much of a pervert.

Mint: You’re a perv?

YM: You didn’t know that.

Mint: Prove it.

YM: You’re wearing lacy white panties.

Mint: O.O How did you know that??

YM: When you’re evil and perverted you just know these sort of things.

Mint: Okay. So if there was one person from the cast of Yu-Gi-Oh! you could *happy*, who would it be?

YM: That I’ve met? Probably Mai.

Mint: Tell me why.

YM: *stretches out hands and displays an innocent expression* I swear they’re this big.

Mint: I figured as much. Word association time. I say a word, you say the first thing you think of, no matter how random. Ready?

YM: Uh

Mint: Go!

YM: Uh

Mint: Cocoa

YM: sexy

Mint: Mint

YM: kawaii

Mint: Yami

YM: *happy*ing Mutha*happy*er

Mint: South Park

YM: death

Mint: Bakura

YM: gay

Mint: Yami Bakura

YM: …gay

Mint: XD

YM: *smirk*

Mint: panties

YM: sex

Mint: sheep

YM: you

Mint: (-_-;) Seto

YM: Girlfriend-stealing bastard

Mint: *.* Pool

YM: Sex

Mint: girls

YM: sex

Mint: lock

YM: O.o sex

Mint: -______________-;;; Sex

YM: salt

Mint: O.O WT*happy*H?? I need an explimation.

YM: *sigh* must I?

Mint: Yes, we all really want to know what goes on in your head.

YM: If you insist: I remember you telling me about the colonial days where this guy was starving to death so he killed his wife, covered her with salt and ate her.

Mint: How does that relate?

YM: Well, y-……just….nevermind. *AAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNTed*

Mint: So Marik, if you could have one wish in the whole world, what would it be?

YM: To see my mortal enemy strangled by his own Millennium Item.

Mint: Ah. I see. Anything after that?

YM: …*grin* All the good-looking girls in the world serve my every whim once I’m king of the world.

Mint: Well, sadly for you I’m not a genie.

YM: *picks up a lamp* Really?

Mint: Really. If I was a genie I’d be granting my own wishes by now. Is there anything I can do for you before we go, seeing how we’re almost out of time?

YM: …anything?

Mint: *rolls eyes*

YM: *whisper whisper whisper*

Mint: O.o *hits him over the head with her trusty frying pan* Well that’s all the time we have, folks. Let’s give it up for our special guest for today!

Audience: *claps almost hesitantly*

Mint: Next week I’ll be interviewing the infamous Seto Kaiba! *anime pose* Bai-bai!!

Preview of next week:

Mint: So, Mr. Kaiba, on a more *giggle* serious note, what do you plan to do with Yami once you’ve finally kicked his sorry behind?

(Yami: *holding up a flaming bottle of vodka and rum mix* …Ouch.)

Seto: *takes a sip of coffee* Well, I suppose I could-erk *spits out coffee and angrily throws a coffee cup at a random worker* I TOLD YOU DECAF, DECAAAAAAAAAAAAAAF!!! @.@

Mint: O.o

(Mokuba: *interviewed some time later after the incident* *shakes head* You just can’t give him regular or he’s hyper all day. O.o *shudders* I think the first time he had regular was the first-and hopefully last-night he brought home a bimbo *sigh*)
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