Thursday, November 25, 2004

THE TWELVE DAYS OF FRUITS BASKET CHRISTMAS
Yuki: On the first day of Christmas the Sohma's gave to me, a curse for eternity.

Kyo: On the second day of Chistmas Haru gave to me,two squeaky mice.

Yuki: And a curse for eternity.*sigh*

Shigure: On the third day of Christmas Mi-chan gave to me, three writing deadlines.

Kyo: Two squeaky mice.*kills them*

Yuki: And a curse for eternity.

Haru: On the fourth day of Christmas Kisa gave to me, four cow bells.

Shigure: Three writing deadlines.*snores*

Kyo: Two squeaky mice.*chews*

Yuki: And a curse for eternity. "Damn."

Tohru: On the fifth day of Christmas, Uo gave to me, five picture frames.

Haru: Four cow bells."Ring Ring."

Shigure: Three writing deadlines. *balances pencil on nose*

Kyo: Two squeaky mice. "DIE!"

Yuki: *fixes skirt* And a curse for eternity.

Momiji: On the sixth day of Chirstmas Kyo gave to me, Six school boy uniforms.

Tohru: Five picture frames. "Mom.."

Haru: Four cow bells. "Moo."

Shigure: Three writing deadlines. *thinks up excuses*

Kyo: Two squeaky mice. "Kuso nezumi!"

Yuki: *yawn* And a curse for eternity.

Hatori: On the seventh day of Christmas Kana gave to me, seven melting snows..

Momiji: Six school boy uniforms. "Waaa!!"

Tohru: Five picture frames!*falls* "OH NO MOM!"

Haru: Four cow bells. "I'm getting tired of all these cow jokes! *turns black*"

Shigure: Three writing deadlines. *whistles innocently*

Kyo: Two squeaky mice. *Takes off Santa Hat and jumps on it*

Yuki: *inhales* And a curse for eternity.

Ritsu: On the eighth day of Christmas Ayame gave to me, Eight confidence boosts.

Hatori: Seven melting snows. "It's water I tell you!"

Momiji: Six school boy uniforms. "*tear* KYO HATES ME!"

Tohru: Five picture frames! "Its okay mom!"

Haru: Four cow bells. *Runs from dairy man.*

Shigure: Three writing deadlines. *Twirls pencil in between fingers*

Kyo: Two squeaky mice. " I rather chew up the real thing!"

Yuki: *falls* And a curse for eternity.

Ayame: On the ninth day of Christmas Shigure gave to me, nine Christmas kisses!

Ritsu: Eight confidence boosts." I'M SORRY FOR BOTHERING YOU AYAME!!"

Hatori: Seven melting snows. *transforms into seahorse and goes in the WATER made from melted snow*

Momiji: Six school boy uniforms. "BUT I LIKED MY SKIRT!"

Tohru: Five picture frames! *hides them from Tohru* Tohru-*dies*

Haru: Four cow bells. "NO!! ITS BOSTON MARKET!"

Shigure: Three writing deadlines. "99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer....."

Kyo: Two squeaky mice."Damn you all"

Yuki: "At least you don't have to say my line" And a curse for eternity.

Kisa: On the tenth day of Christmas Hiro gave to me, Ten Tohru clones. (A.N:GOD HELP US ALL)

Ayame: Nine Christmas kisses. "Shigure, not in front of the children!"

Ritsu: Eight confidence boosts. "GOMEN NASAI GOMEN NASAI GOMEN NASAI!!!!"

Hatori: Seven melting snows. "I'm a doctor you know....I know this stuff."

Momiji: Six school boy uniforms. "They don't look THAT bad do they?" *whines*

Tohru: Five picture frames! *Cuts out numerous pictures if her mom*

Haru: Four cow bells. *got a job in advertising as a talking cow.* " Moo...Yum Yum eat me."

Shigure: Three writing deadlines. "66 bottles of beer on the wall, 66 bottles of beer...."

Kyo: Two squeaky mice. *feeds mice leeks* "HA HA HA DIE!"

Yuki: And a curse for eternity.*likes leeks*

Hiro: On the eleventh day of Christmas Momiji gave to me eleven stupid songs

Kisa: Ten Tohru clones. *hugs*

Ayame: Nine Chrismas kisses. "Shigure!"

Ritsu: Eight confidence boost. "I'M SORRY I DIDNT MEAN IT!"

Hatori: Seven melting snows. *melts*

Momiji: Six school boy uniforms. *sniff, sniff*

Tohru: Five picture frames! "Hi Mom! I'm fine! How are you?"

Haru: Four cow bells. *gets jumped.*

Shigure: Three writing deadlines. Usagi-Chan: Dont worry Shi-chan I feel the same way.

Kyo: Two squeaky mice. *gets bored and throws 'em around*

Yuki: *very bored* And a curse for eternity.

Akito: On the twelveth day of Christmas, Kami gave to me Twelve days to live.

Hiro: Eleven stupid songs. "Teru Teru Momiji" "SHUT UP"

Kisa: Ten Tohru clones. "YAY!"

Ayame: Nine Christmas kisses. "Tee hee hee."

Ritsu: Eight confidence boosts. "GOMEN NASAI!"

Hatori: Seven melting snows. *gives up and makes spring*

Momiji: Six school boy uniforms. *throws them out and wear's his girl one*^_^

Tohru: Five picture frames! "Oh mom, look, you have a smudge on you *takes napkin and wipes* THATS BETTER"

Haru: Four cow bells. *retires*

Shigure: Three writing deadlines. *finally writes*

Kyo: Two squeaky mice. "IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE??" Everyone: -_-;;;;;

Yuki: *does big dance number finale* AND A CURSE FOR ETERNITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Usagi-chan: Now that wasnt too bad was it?? Kyo and Yuki: -_-;;;;;;;;;; yes...... Usagi-chan: Oh get over it! Untill next time! Kyo: If there is a next time *takes out bat* Usagi-chan: gotta go *runs* *as running* AS LEAST YOU HAD PRETTY CLOTHES! Kyo and Yuki: *runs faster*