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Sunday, December 4, 2005


Work
I didn't do ANY homework, so now I'm stuck doing all of it today. Ugh, too much work. Here is a dialog for you all:

Random Chick: Why didn't you do your homework, Heather? You should be working on it now.

Me: It's not my fault. The video games made me into their mind slave, and I had to get Yugi to use his medalion and to save me.

Random Chick: Why do I have a bad feeling there's more?

Me: Because there is...Then I had to take my Gundam out to save the colonies, while calling Sailor Moon and telling her that she needs a new catch phrase.

Random Chick: O_o Wait here I have a phone call to make. *dials Phone* yeah Creedmore? This is the random Chick. No mom hasen't started ranting about how turkey is gonna take over the world, again. You have any straight jackets open? I have a new patient for you. Heather Lee Marvin. Wait, she's a REGULAR THERE?! Got addicted to wearing straight jackets? Try to jump out the window to fly? She actually succeeded? What do you MEAN graceful?! Whatever. *hangs up* Fucking crack heads....

Me: STRAIGHT JACKETS ARE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT, TO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT, TO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT, OH YES I AM!! *starts dirty dancing*

Random Chick: O_O *faints from amount of stupidity hammering at her brain*

And so ends the amazing adventures of Heather and the Randome Chick. BTW for those of you who do not live in New York, Creedmore is an insane asylm. Sayonara.

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