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Friday, July 23, 2004


Yo, welcome to this shit right here. I'm Coondog. You may ask yourself, what the fuck kind of name is Coondog? Well the answer to that is back in the day one of my bestest of friends (you may possibly know him as Cyrus Kane) started calling me Coondog. Now I thought it was an insult to my last name. But then he said it was a good thing so I was like okay. And the rest is history I've had it for about 5 years now and it never seems to fade. Its become a household name to my friends and all. There is not one person I know that doesnt know me as Coondog.

As for other shit about myself, I'm a horror freak. anything to do with horror is the shit to me. My main goal in life is to make the greatest horror movie of all time which I've been told with my mind I can. Cyrus Kane says he wants to be in every movie I make, such as Bruce Campbell is in every Sam Raimi movie ever fucking made. Well aint that about a bitch? Whoever would of thought that Philipino mother fucker would say that to me. I thought at the time he said it he resented me. Oh well right? Let bygones be bygones.

I've been told that I'm a walking encyclopedia of horror movies. Only because just about every horror movie ever made, I've seen and seen them all at least 20 times. Yes I do have a life but when I didn't all I did was sit around and watch horror and I just started memorizing the stupidest shit about it. Of coarse if any one wants to try and stump me in the horror field please be my fucking guest. If I'm wrong on certain occasions (not very often) I'll except the defeat. But hey thats how the blood drips off the knife.

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