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Saturday, May 16, 2009


Cereal and onions
Eh, I've been extremely bored for the last few days, what with school ending and having severe allergies/flu-like symptoms. *gasp* I GOTS THE SWINE FLU! lol j/k. or am I?
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Well, since I really have nothing entertaining to say, I'll just update with some funny stories.

If you thought people talking on cellphones while driving was annoying...


Man, I can see a granola bar, but cereal? Damn uncourteous for the well-being of other drivers and their safety, and, well, just plain stupid. Guess he couldn't wait to eat Lucky Charms.



Lol I love The Onion. Best fake news that makes you think it's real for a second. They're so cruel.

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Monday, January 12, 2009


Goodbye
Hey people, sorry I haven't been on in a while. I don't think I will be. Our home computers crashed 'cause I got a virus this weekend. It really sucks. So I'm banned from anime for good. *sigh* I should've seen this coming. I'm practially speechless. Banned from anime. It's gonna be hard lol. But yeah, and chances of getting a new computer is 0.

God I didn't know this'd be hard. I'm gonna miss everyone. I don't have time to address everyone here personally, ut I'll say that I've made a lot of friends here, even if it's a small group, hey, I enjoyed it here while it lasted.

I don't wanna say goodbye, because that means forever. One day I hope I'll be back here, with some new crazy rants and ideas lol. So... farewell, cause goodbye doesn't sound right. I'll miss you all. This is completely short but this is all I can say for now.

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Monday, November 17, 2008


Quick update
Exams this week. Sucky. Oh well, I might actually have to study. *gasp* I NEVER STUDIED IN MY LIFE! I tried to a couple times... doesn't work....

I'm soooo gonna fail geometry >.< I don't understand that class at all. Everyone says it's easy >.> of course without consideration of perspective. I don't understand the damn proofs. If AB=BC=AC WTF?!?! then it's all like AB doesn't = BC shit. Dear God, why use letters too, just to make it more confusing? You can tell I'm an avid math hater. Logic and reasoning my ass. Imaginary numbers are bull. Imaginary by definition means "fake", so technically the numbers aren't real. Don't try to argue with me you math lovers XP without imaginary numbers the whole damn world of mathmatics fall apart just 'cause you can't squareroot -1.

Meh, I understand math has done a lot for us, I know I know, engineering and all. But I really needed to rant about how much I hate it. I hope I won't get stuck in the methlab either (mathlab, lol).

Well, on other things, it's snowing. Whoooo..... I hate it >___> I hate the cold. And my nasal congestion got worse even after they gave me the medicine for it. It sucks, and the cold dry air is making it worse. Sigh....

Oh, one more thing that is really super interesting. My mom buys the Marie Claire magazines and eh, I was really bored one day so I was just flipping through it and there was a small section about yaoi and what it was. O.o omg!! it made me laugh. I never thought to see a section in a girly magazine dedicated to yaoi. American culture finally caught up I guess. It featured Love Mode and a Foreign Love Affair, which I've never heard of before but sounds interesting to check out. Ah, it was the highlight of the mag lol. Which reminds me....

















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HAHAHA OMG! I haven't done that in a long time.

To anyone still here, bye bye.

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Sunday, October 26, 2008


Costochondritis and a traumatizing experience.
Hello people what's up? It's the week of Halloween coming up and I'm feeling horrible!

Well, I'm getting better, but to say the least, this week was not fun for me. I've been having a congestion thing that's been going on for months, I must have severe allergies so I'm going to the doc for that, but with a mix of constant colds and flus, I caught costochondritis. I'm too lazy to tell you what it is so look it up. And one of the symptoms is severe stabbing pain in the ribs and back. So everytime I took a deep breath, coughed, moved even slighty, a thousand burning knives stabbed me. Every single time. It sucked. I have to breathe a certain way and it's very uncomfy ontop of congestion. Apparently it's from a result of respiratory infection (not surprising). So waking up 5 times having to lay a certain way was soooo painful, I thought I was dying. It hurt that bad. So I had to go to ER for a couple hours yesterday. Luckily, they said I'm a very healthy person so chances of me having gall bladder stones or anything serious wasn't commensurate. But I had to wait a couple hours for the test results, so I just chilled and watched the Halloween movies nonstop. Ah, I love those movies ^.^ in a Freddy vs. Jason fight, Michael Myers should've came up and killed 'em both.

Just to let you know, I'm not very fond of hospitals. I mean, needles and potentially homicidal patients don't scare me at all, it's rather my trust for doctors and medicine that gets in the way. I don't trust them. Everytime I get a flu shot, I get sick. Yeah, I have a weaker immune system than most people do, but geez. The bed they had me lay on wasn't even clean. Sterlility my ass. The sheet was torn and had brown crummy particles that I didn't trust to be dirt. The nurses and doctors were nice though, but I just can't get the thought pass me that they're all trying to drug me. I had to keep telling myself calm down, they're here to help you, not hurt you. They're trained medical people that give you medicine to help you, medicine is good unless it's laced with cyanide extracts >__< damnit bad thought!! So I convinced myself that the codeine the nurse offered would help me. Bad idea.

I learned later I have severe allergic reactions to any narcotic medicine, like morphine. I wish I had known that....

So after being recommended to pick up pain relievers at a store pharmacy, we drove there. We had to wait a few minutes for it and my dad left for a bit to go to the bathroom. That's when the codeine took effect. It was the worst part of the day.

While codeine is weaker in a sense than morphine, it's still very effective to soothe patients of pain by mimicking endorphins transmitting throughout the central nervous system. I don't feel like giving a huge explanation, so in a nutshell, it's the stuff druggies get fucked up on. So a regular person would feel good having this. But if you're allergic, you'll be having some baaaad trips.

So I was just sitting on the chair, eyeing people suspiciously, more than normal lol. I started feeling dizzy. The world started to swirl and people started to become.... well... unhuman.... it's really hard to explain, but it was really messed up. The light in the room started getting brighter and I could only see outlines of people. Everything turned white. I was freaking out, "OMG I'M GOING BLIND!" I really thought I was. The light was very blinding, I started to sweat, tremble, and hyperventilate and wanted to get out. I almost started stripping my clothes off, but I had just took off my jacket and then my dad came. He realized something was wrong and I tried to stand up but I fell and hit my head on the wall and almost fainted. I didn't but he had to help me walk. I wanted to scream and cuss 'OMG OMG WHAT DID THOSE FUCKERS DO TO ME?', but my subconsciousness was still active and telling me to be polite in a store full of people XD so instead I just said, "WHAT DID THEY DO TO ME?? DAD WHAT DID THEY DO TO ME?!" It didn't end there.

My subconsciousness went in conflict with the drug effect. So in the back of my mind, I logically knew what was happening and where I was, but the drug pushed thoughts of reasoning away and I felt very numb and delusional. Here's exactly what that looked like:

Subconsciousness: OK, you're in a store, the drugs taking effect, don't freak.

Drug: OH EM GEE I GOT ANTS IN MAH PANTS TAKE IT OFF!

Subconsciousness: Don't take them off. You're in a public place.

Drug: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!?!

Subconsciousness: STAY CALM! The drug's in effect and you're very delusional right now, your dad is on the way.

Drug: I'M FALLIN DOWN!!!!

Subconsciousness: you just hit the wall.

Drug: THE FAIRIES MADE ME DO IT!

Subconsciousness: OK you're walking out of the store, don't draw attention to yourself, and don't be cursing and screaming, use polite language

Drug: WHAT DID THOSE FUCKING PIECES OF COW POO DO TO ME?!?!

Subconsciousness: You're outside! Fresh air!

Drug: I can see the opening of the earth. I CAN SEE IT! IT'S THE LIGHT! IS IT HEAVEN? NO, HELL? NO IT'S THE CENTER OF THE EARTH, OMG IT'S BLINDING ME!!!

Subconsciousness: QUIET! Let's be logical here. You're in the middle of the store parking lot.

Drug: Whatever, is that Keanu Reeves on a flying hippo???!!!

Subconsciousness: ..... you're on your own kid

Me: NOOOO DON'T LEAVE ME, I NEED YOU! WHY IS MICHAEL MYERS IN THE BACK OF THE CAR?!

That's what I get for watching those movies... Seriously, that's actually how it went in my mind. I actually thought I saw the opening of the earth in the parking lot. I don't know how to explain it... think of Journey to the Center of the Earth. That's what it was. The earth's core was blinding, I thought it was heaven or hell, but I can't explain. Cars and people were unreal, just beings that were there. And yes, I did see Keanu Reeves and Micheal Myers. I felt apathetic, but at the same time erratic. I don't know how that works, but drugs can do anything. Now I'll never understand why people get addicted. That's good for me though.

The rest of the day I just hung out and watched TV and watched the rest of the Halloween marathon and Constantine, which is very ironic, since Keanu Reeves was on it. He was sending me subliminal messages to my brain! For real! Or it was the drugs. Who knows.

Today, I'm feeling a lot better, a little pain, but not much. I hope the very few, if any, of you here had a good day and a good laugh from my experience.

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Thursday, July 6, 2006


Times like this I'm glad I'm the oldest child
.......OK that title has nothing to do with what I'm going to post...and no I'm not glad with being the eldest >_____>

but I just saw this Dying Fetus vid that was absolutley hilarious XD (well in my opinion..) the song is called...wel...Kill Your Mother Rape Your Dog ....disturbing I know XD....but it's funny. Death metal pwns!

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*Yawn* another night without sleep...
Yup... I'm damn bored, pissed, and a little sad at the same time for personal matters. Meh...won't waste time explaining.... sooo... I'd like to share my favorite Naruto pairings!! ^___^ whether you like it or not! So..... hm....here's my favorite:
Itachi x Sasuke >3
Gaara x Hinata
Kiba x Akamaru
Naruto x Hinata or Ino (preferably Ino...)
Shikamaru x Temari
Kakashi x Sakura
Rock Lee x Sasuke
Tenten x Neji
Kankuro x Shikamaru

yeah...it gets worse XD but meh... those are mine.... the reason why Kankuro and Shika... well hey, they both look smexy XD seriously
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And yes I LIKE GAARA AND HINATA!! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK!! THEY SHOULD GET TOGETHER AND FUCK!! .....well maybe not fuck but....just date and stuff *really wants them to do it*....he should be like "Hey Hinata" "Oh hey Gaara" "I like you a lot" "Oh really" and he's like "Let's do it!" and she wants the pills but he wants Trojan and then...she slaps him and he's like "Baby what's wrong?" "We're not dating" "O RLY?" SLAP! and and and Mr. Hanky's like "Howwdeehooo" "STFU N00b!" BAM POW POW SLAP SMACK TEEN TITANS FORCE! OVERLOAD! ...and she's like "Oh Gaara you're my hero" and he's sitting there watching Nascar like "Huh..." ... XD I'm obviously tired..
so I'll give you a video to entertain yourself while your mind slaves over the question you're asking, "WTF does she like Kiba and Akamaru together?" deal ..... hey....I enjoy it...so do they...they like eachother...you or them just don't know it yet....and Itachi didn't kill the Uchiha clan I did.... and I think my rambling has gone too far....oh shit...Sasuke is going to kill me for this....oh well....he's not the only one with the Sharingan!! *shows the red part in my eyes* WHO'S THE BIATCH NOW?!?! XD don't worry fangirls, I won't hurt him.....this time...*cough*

oh yeah here's the video you ordered..Killswitch Engage's Fixation Of The Darkness man!

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Monday, July 3, 2006


Listening to emo music is like seeing Paris Hilton at a Slipknot concert
Damn scary isn't it? Well I have a bad rant about emos. OK .... first of all, who the hell are these people? They don't have a right to start off something so gay and have young ones follow their steps. Not gonna happen. Now to be honest I don't like to label people much. I don't care if you're a prep or chav (whatever the hell that is..) if you're nice, then I'll be nice back. But, now you can all call me a hypocrite for saying this... I HATE EMOS. I mean come on! Let's start off with their music. It's OK if your depressed. Everyone gets that shit and so often they might want to commit suicide (sissys...) but it's obvious that you probably shouldn't, considering what Hell would do to you (homicide is the right way to go, kids). lol but anyways, all rockers would write about their sadness sometimes, AND NOT ON EVERY FRIGGIN' RECORD THEY MAKE. Their sadness, is reasonable. Emos think that no one loves them and shit. I get that way too sometimes, everyone does, but we don't feel that way all the time like they do. They are "broken hearted" with no dates and might get arrested later for sexual harrassment they're so fucked in the head with "love" OOOOOO...........fuck you. Get over it. You're gonna face criticism and hate in this world. So what? It's life. GET THE HELL FUCKING OVER IT!! "My friend betrayed me boo-hoo I'm gonna cut myself and kill me!" Aww just shut the hell up. I'm not saying you shouldn't feel sad, BUT GEEZ CUT THE DRAMA CRAP. BTW, the cutting too. STOP DOING THAT. OK the thing with that is, there are kids who do that for reasons. I know a couple people who used to do that. But that's because they have really bad stuff in their life. I have a crappy life as well, but I never looked upon the cutting thing. It's a mental problem that psycologists try to solve by going deep into an adolescent's mind. It's traumatic what people go through. But once you learn it's wrong, you'll stop doing it and take out your anger or sadness in a positive way. Emos, purposely do it. It's a trend. Emo is not a label, it's a trend. They are doing shit because of it. "Oh look at me I cut and I bleed all over the damn place because it's cool." OK first of all, if you're not sad at all, then why do it? You're gonna get yourself infected. Sometimes, I find emos doing that over a simple damn thing. "I broke my black nail polish bottle oh boo-hoo I'm gonna cut myself I'm so sad." ................ OK......that's just going too far. They do it for no damn reason. It also pissed me off when they stereotype goths as emos. OK people, goth was here way before emo came around. And another thing, they're much cooler! Like I said I don't like to stereotype, but I'd have to say, I like gothic people. They're not evil. Older people say that because the way THEIR gothic people in their time acted. There are only a few goths that are bad because they've set out their label off as bad. And bad news always gets around a lot quicker than good news. It's the truth. But not all goths are bad. They're nice to me and they don't cut always, and they smile too. They're people, like all of us. Labels should really be for soup cans and not people. But I guess the emo trend stopped me from being reasonable. Emos give a bad name. And their music (which I supposedly mentioned at first but got caught off track because my rants wander from the depths of my mind. Wow, that sounded Shakespearesky XD) OMG STOP SCREAMING OFF YOUR ASS! Hey, I like heavy metal that screams shit, but when emos scream, you get two sounds that range from a giraffe getting neutered to a poodle choking on foam peanuts that came from a box. You sound gay when you sing. Stop singing please. And your style. Flipped hair and mascara. G-A-Y. No wearing plaid shit, you punk posing idiots. I just hate emos. You can flame me all you want if you're emo, but it's not gonna change my mind. I won't care. Get back to your cruddy pathetic life. Like Kermit says, if you hate your life, we'll just give you a Kit-Kat Bar =D

Thank you, and goodbye.

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Sunday, July 2, 2006


Oh yeah I forgot this song by Trapt.


Now now people, I like this song for a special reason *hint hint listen to the lyrics* ... it's Echo and the anime is DN Angel.

btw, IF YOU'RE READING THIS JAMIE-KUN
I LOVE YOU! ^___________^
I ALWAYS WILL NO MATTER WHAT!! DON'T YOU FORGET THAT...EVER!!

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Almost Illegal-Firework-Demoliton day! (or 4th of July for you regulars =/ )
lol yes! I only like it because there's kick-ass explosives.... and that day is almost here. LMAO the neighbors bought the illegal kind again ^^ lol...
last time me, my dad, and his friend lit a bottle cap, and it hit one of the neighbors window....they ran away and left me there >__> XD

but yesh... bloody independance from dolts of the biscuit eating fun-bag Brits...
not that I care about it.. just the fireworks are good for sight...
meh...boredom is a state of mind I once heard, so enjoy yourself with (not a dildo, you perverted ninnies >___> <___<) some music vids once again

Mudvayne's World So Cold. Anime: Full Metal Alchemist



Slipknot's Wait and Bleed (such a kickass song) Anime: Naruto WITH GAARA YAY!



Rammstein's Du Hast. anime: DN Angel. Dark looks hot

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Saturday, July 1, 2006


Like Headbanger's Ball; only on-line
lol yeah, there's a few out there that like my type of music and stuff...so anyways, I'll start off with a boring introduction rant *grabs out mutant cow for a meat sheild incase anyone tries to assassinate her* I like metal and rock music. So basically all the music vids I'll be posting will either be hardcore metal, hard rock, death metal and so on. If you don't like it, then don't play it. I'll post some music that I think is good. And don't worry, I won't post the ones with crappy videos. They're gonna be AMVs =D now isn't that lovely?! lol so all you metalheads and rockers, you'll enjoy this. Screw you if you are emo. I don't do Fall Out Boy (or Fucked Up Boy is what I like to call it XD) so..yeah...

This is Kittie's Brackish. I couldn't find the live version (the live version rocks) but this'll do. Anime: FLCL



This is Demon Hunter's Not Ready To Die. Anime: Naruto



Marilyn Manson's The Beautiful People. Anime: aw you should know, lol.


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