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Saturday, December 3, 2005

   How Otakus will rule the world.
Pokemon, Digimon, and Yu-Gi-Oh cards go first. They might as well go to good use before they die, y'know. Oh, and don't forget Sailor Moon. *insert evil laughter*
They are followed by Mechs, Gundams, and EVAs. Whiny boys in robots are the
next to be destroyed; we won't miss them when they're gone (although we might keep the mechs for decoration and entertainment).
If that isn't enough, it's time to get out the big guns. All we need to do is manage to get a couple of those schoolgirls taken hostage (be sure to include Kagome, Miaka, Rin, and Kanami, although adding Tohru Honda, Sakura, and the DNAngel girls wouldn't hurt... or maybe would, however you want to look at it). Doing this will effectively cause ultimate destruction in the form of a gigantic throng of incredibly hot, highly skilled and extremely
angry guys, often with demonic or magical powers and large weapons. This fight, stretched out over as many episodes as possible, will not only provide for the eradication of the enemy, but also for KILLER FANSERVICE!!
If, somehow, impossibly, this also fails, the next on the line would be wolves, girls who think they are wolves, witches, computer freaks, alchemists, mamodos, any remaining genetically engineered people (including cyborgs), vampires, demons, guys with big swords, and a pink-haired
alien wielding a bass guitar. Make sure not to crowd them all on one target, or they might end up conflicting with each other. *starts singing* Total
slaughter, total slaughter...*
Okay... if that STILL fails...
Sephiroth time. Hmmm... well... if the PLANET disagrees with that for
some reason and survives... I guess we have no choice...
... it's time to send in...

VASH THE STAMPEDE.


See? Otakus will win either way: death and destruction OR love and
peace!!
WE WIN!!!!!
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