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I suppose there isn't much to say about myself: just your typical loser who spends his time in his basement watching Anime on Youtube and playing Half Life 2 Deathmatch while I could be fighting my addiction against Bawls. The thing is, I appreciate being a procrastinating nobody, so I don't intend on "fixing the 'problem'". However, I do serve a few purposes, such as travel consultation and therapy, though it's not my career. I enjoy watching stuff explode and/ or burst into flame, especially if I caused it, so I guess that technically rules out the therapist thing.

Anyhoo, if you find yourself going anywhere on a vacation or business trip, I can do some research so you don't have to. I know that's what Expedia's for, don't mock me. You can also PM me if you have any mental or personal problems you need dealt with (I can help, 'cuz I know the feeling). I also specialize in modern firearms and military hardware, so you can ask me about that as well.