Monday, September 4, 2006

   Happy Birthday!!
YAY! Today's my birthday! I'm now 14 years old!...There's nothing much to say is that school starts tomorrow, which sucks because I hate school!
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Sunday, September 3, 2006

More cool videos!
Here are some more cool videos I've found. Check'm out!










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Monday, August 28, 2006

Movie!
Ok, ok, I told some people that I'd tell them what I saw in the movie, so here yah, here's the stuff I'm gonna tell you guys.

The movie was so freakin' awsome! and funny too! Especially the part with the jar of dirt "I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!". Yeah, it was a great movie. I also went school shopping with my family and went to Big Boys for lunch before I went to see the movie. It's funny, I got a Family Guy t-shirt with a picture of Stewie saying "I'd love to stay and chat buy you're a total idiot."........Yeah,I had a good time! :-)......Oh! Did anyone take my quiz yet, if now, please take it and tell me how it was.
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Saturday, August 26, 2006

   Pirates of the Caribbean!
Yay! I'm finally going to go see Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest! It took me like what, over a month just to beg my parents just to take me to see that movie! I'm so happy I feel like burning down a forest! *takes out a mach* Nope....This won't do! *throws the match and takes out a flamethrower* That's more like it! :-) Hope everyone had a great summer so far! :-)

~Crazy Kev, everyone's favorite spikey haired, pie loving pyro!
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Friday, August 25, 2006

   Yay!!
Yay! I now have a myspace! Yep, that's right, now more people will know about Crazy Kev!!! Mwahahahaha!!!!!

Crazy Kev

Add please on myspace if you could, thanks!
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Tuesday, August 22, 2006

   My quiz!!!
Yay! My is finally done! Please take it, it about which Elemental Titan character you are like...Sorry, no pics are shown though.. Here's the link:

http://quizilla.com/users/InsanePyro1/quizzes/Which%20Elemental%20Titan%20are%20you%3F/

Hope you enjoy the quiz! :-)
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Tuesday, August 15, 2006

ch. 7 of my story
Alright, here's ch 7 of my story, sorry it took so long.

The Oblivion Legacy:

Chapter 7: Preliminary Rounds! Part 3: Smarts versus Stupidity!


Skayne: "You know what, since I can tell you don't have much potential, so I'll make this quick!"

Sniper: "Hehehehehehe......So, you think just because everyone thinks I'm as dumb as a rock, doesn't mean I have potential. I know skill far more powerful than you think!"

Skayne: "Than show me your special technique then!"

Sniper: "Very well!" *takes out butter knives* "Here are my daggers of doom!!"

Everyone's face look all blank and WTF.

Veskar: (OMG....)

Karzar: (WTF!)

Crazy Kev: (Good lord, this guy's an idiot!)

Ted: (He's using butter knives as a weapon.........)

Jacob: *completely blanked face*

Neo: (Yep.......Sniper's a full genuine idiot all right!)

Kroshin: (Dear god, he's stupid!)

Sniper: "Hey! Where's the kuni I packed!.....Oh, I get it! I must of mixed up the ninja gear with the silverwear!" (Damn, I'm screwed!)

Karzar: "That idiot! I can't believe he's that dumb to mix up ninja gear with kitchen utensils!"

Skayne: "Just get with it already!"

Sniper: "Ok, if you say so!"

Skayne: "What!" *a shadow clone is right behind him and uses a freeze grenade on him*

BOOM!!!

Sniper: "Ah yes, beauiful art work!"

Skayne: *on the ceiling* (that idiot doesn't know that I can manipulate the shadows all around him, just glad my shadow clone took the beating)

Sniper: "Ok, match over, let's get this over....What!" *ice melts* "NNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!! My master piece, it's ruined!"

Skayne: *very, very pissed of* "Oh my god, thats it!" *jump down to the floor* "You know what! You are annoying me so much, I want to strangle and rip open your neck and tear out your volcal cords!!!"

Sniper: "Thanks! That's what everyone says about me, isn't it great?"

Skayne: "I'm gonna kill you!" *does a bunch of hand signs*

Sniper: "Hehehehe! You think your chidori technique is gonna help you?"

Skayne: "How the hell!?..........."

Sniper: "I'm smart enough to know my own gentic trait you know!"

Skayne: "And I know how to manipulate it.......RASENGAN!!!! *hits Sniper with an orb of energy and sends Sniper flying through te air and falls to the ground*

Karzar: "Oh god, this doesn't look good!"

Veskar: "The only way Sniper wins is that he's gonna have to use an ice technique."

Karzar: "Yeah, but if he does that, they'll know we're here!"

Veskar: "Do they even know you guys?"

Karzar: "Uh?.....No.."

Veskar: "They only know about Slazer and Keasora, so we can use our elemental techniques but not to often, only in emergancies."

Karzar: "Well, I hope Sniper figures that out soon.."

Sniper: *getting up* "How........I knew your exact movements before you can even do them!"

Skayne: "Looks like you never did your homework....You see, you can analyze to movements of a person before they can do it, but you can't copy their movements if they change it after you just analyzed it!"

Jacob: "Does he have sharingan?"

Crazy Kev: "Doesn't look like it."

Sniper: *hands over head* "Head....Hurts....From....Thinking for 5 seconds.."

Skayne: "Man, you're stupid! Well then die!" *Does rasegan to Sniper again and sends him flying in the air* "Now, then! The finishing blow!" *jumps in the air*

Sniper: (So....He's gonna do the same thing that Ted did to Kroshin, but as usual, I always have a trick up my sleeve!) "Hey Skayne, eat grenades!" *thorws a grenade at Skayne*

Skayne: "Oh crap!" *gets hit by the grenade and is stuck on the ground by some sticky substance* "Oh great, a sticky grenade!"

Sniper: "That's right, you just fell into my trap called the waffel trap!"

Skayne: "That makes no absolute sense....AT ALL!!!"

Veskar: "He makes a point, I have no clue were the heck Sniper comes up with this stuff!"

Karzar: "It's something called random stupidity my brother!"

Veskar: "Something that you have too."

Karzar: "Hey!!"

Crazy Kev: "The Waffel Trap.......Sounds like something made by a drunk squrrile."

Jacob: "Hahahahahahahahaha!! Good one Kev!"

Crazy Kev: "Yeah, that just popped in my head for some reason."

Sniper: "Alright, time to finish you off!"

Skayne: *breaks through the sticky substance* "Ok, you....Are.....Dead!"

Sniper: "Same with you!" *both of them do a bunch of hand signs*

Skayne: "The end is near!" *creates a rasengan ball*

Sniper: "For you that is!" *creates a chidori ball*

Crazy Kev: "Chodori and Rasengan in one final blow...This should be interesting.."

Ted: "We'll see which one of the two is better."

Both Sniper and Skayne charge at each other with their attacks.

Skayne: "RASENGAN!!!"

Sniper: "CHIDORI!!!"

BOOOOOOMMMM!!!!! Both Skayne and Sniper hit each other with their attacks and both fell to the ground.

Preliminary Examiner: "....Both Sniper and Skayne are unconscious, this macth is a draw!"

Karzar: "Well....At least he didn't use any of his elemental techniques."

Veskar: "It looked like that the battle between intelligence and stupidity has come to draw, and also, we all know who the next contestants are going to be."

Karzar: "Yeah, me and that Kevin guy..(Hmmmm.....That Kevin guy looks very familiar)

Ted: "Looks like you're up next Crazy Kev."

Crazy Kev: "Yep! Time for me to show some action here."

Preliminary Examiner: "Alright then, will the next contestants please step up!" *the tv screen says Kevin and Karzar"

Karzar: "I'll give this guy a shocking experiance!"

Crazy Kev: "Hehehe, Crazy Kev's in the house!"

Preliminary Examiner: "Alright, Kevin and Karzar, are you both ready?"

Karzar: "Heck yeah!"

Crazy Kev: "Yep!"

Preliminary Examiner: "Alright then, let the last and final match begin!"


Ok, as usual, if you want to be in my story, here's the stuff you will need to fill out.

Character's name:
age:
characters description:
weapons:
skills/abilities:
character's biography:
special techniques/genetic traits:
side (RMS Republic, Secret Alliance, Dark Army, Legendary Destroyers, or neutral):

for those who don't know, the story is about the Oblivion Legacy coming back to destroy both Earth and Shadow Earth. It's about a journey taking place to keep the legacy from coming back and to end the war between the Secret Alliance, RMS Republic, Dark Army, and the Legendary Destroyers.

So, what do you think? :-D





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Wednesday, August 2, 2006

WTF
Something's wrong with my myotaku account. I keep on seeing error signs all over the place on my site and stuff. And therer's nothing wrong with the computer. I tried restarting it but that didn't work. I can't send private messages too. So would someone plz tell me what's wrong?
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Chapters 5 & 6
Ok, here are chapters 5 and 6 of my story. Plz comment if you're done reading.....Oh! If you haven't read my other chapters, please do so. If you want to read all the chapters written so far, go to

http://www.fanfiction.net/secure/live_preview.php?storyid=3069719&chapter=1


The Oblivion Legacy

Chapter 5: The Preliminary Rounds! Part 1: Mind Over Matter


After a day passed by when Crazy Kev and his friends got to the tower, they started discussing about the invasion The Elemental Titans are planning.


Jacob: "We should inform Kakashi about this.."

Ted: "Yeah, right before the the last part of the exams..."

Crazy Kev: "I'm not sure, I mean, Konoha isn't protected that much right now!"

Ted: "Then...We're screwed!"

Jacob: "But doesn't Konoha have allies?"

Crazy Kev: "The Elemental Titans probably have an army way more powerful than Konoha and it's allies put together."

Meanwhile..

Karzar: "Ok, we're at the tower, now let's call out the invasion! Mwahahahahaha!!!!"

Veskar: "Not now! We can't bring out suspicion!"

Sniper: "Awwww!!! You're no fun!"

Karzar: "Yeah! What Sniper said!"

Veskar: "But we will soon enough.."

Meanwhile...Again.

Skayne: "Ok..We're at the tower now, let's call out the invasion!"

Neo: "Certainly!" *takes out a communicater*........"Alright men! the invasion starts now! You may proceed the attack of Konoha!"

Skayne: "So, when are they coming!"

Neo: *pissed of face* "In six hours they said!"

Skayne: "SIX HOURS! I can't wait that long!"

Kroshin: "Well......This sucks!"

Meanwhile, at the Death Blade Gang's base..

Soldier: "General, is there any other way to get to Konoha quickly."

The throne spins towad the soldier and it appears to be some seven foot tall android-cyborg like person sitting on the throne.

General Blade: "Ah yes, but we would need to take out a couple battalions of soldiers since the XC-Thrust can hold only a certain amount of people."

Soldier: "Not a problem General! Will get to that right away!"

General Blade: "Excellent! This is going according to plan!....But I will need some of the best to make sure this job will be accomplished!....And I got just the ones! Mwahahahahahahahaha!!! *walks away*

Meanwhile, at the chunin exams...

Ted: "I think we should open the scrolls right now."

Crazy Kev: "Yeah, why not." *opens the scrolls*

After Crazy Kev opened both scrolls, POOF! Kakashi apeared.

Crazy Kev: "Kakashi?"

Kakashi: "Oh, hello everyone! As usual, once you open the scrolls, a higher ranked ninja will appear and congratulate you on passing the second part of the exams."

Crazy Kev: "Are we done with our mission yet?"

Kakashi: "No, not yet Kevin. There's still one more part of the mission you must complete."

Crazy Kev: "What is it then?"

Kakashi: "It's to compete in the preliminary round of the Chunin Exams, since we've never had this many ninja pass this part of the exam."

Crazy Kev: "Ok...But will someone please tell me when it's time for me to fight, I'm gonna take a little break at the village." *disappears*

Jacob: "Shouldn't Kevin stay here instead?"

Kakashi: "I think Kevin knows his way around....Well anyway, I'm off. Good luck!" *Disappears*

Jacob: "I'm guessing that Kevin is at a restaurant, eating so much food that it's gonna make the restaurant out of business."

Ted: "Maybe. Or he's probably flirting with some hot chicks."

Jacob: "Or he could be doing both....Come on, let's hurry up to the preliminaries."

While Jacob and Ted hurry to the preliminaries, and Kevin is at the village taking a break, Sniper is repeatedly nonstop asking Karzar when to call out the invasion.

Sniper: When can we call out the invasion, Huh? *Says the same thing repeatedly nonstop*

Karzar: "Veskar, where's that lead pipe you found on the floor?"

Veskar: "Why?"

Karzar: *takes the led pipe out of Veskar's hands* "Because, watch!"

SMACK!!!!

Karzar: "Ah! Much better!"

Veskar: "You do realized you knocked Sniper out cold."

Karzar: "Yep! He should wake up in an hour or two."

Veskar: "Come on, let's get going!"

30 minutes later, after a ninja explained everything about the preliminary rounds.

Ted: "Ok, this is bad! What if Kevin named is called but is no where in sight."

Jacob: "Relax. We got the walky-talky you gave us."

Ted: "Jacob.....Kevin's walky-talky is out of range from our's right now."

Jacob: "Okay, this is bad...........I got it! You'll find Kevin as soon as they call of his name. You know that Tracking Jutsu Kakashi taught us."

Ted: "Oh yeah!"

Meanwhile, at the village..

Crazy Kev: *whistles and walks randomly in every direction* "Hmmmmm....I wonder if any restaurants are open at this time..."

After Crazy Kev went to all the restaurants in the village and other random stuff, it's now down to the last ten ninjas.

Preliminary Examiner: "Ok, we are now down to the last ten ninjas. Skayne, Neo, Kroshin, Kevin, Hitomi, Ted, Jacob, Sniper, Karzar, and Veskar."

Ted: "Come on Kevin, hurry up!"

Hitomi: "Hi guys, what's up!"

Jacob: "Oh, hi Hitomi."

Hitomi: "How's it going, I'll I wanted to say is good luck to you all and...Hey, where's Kevin?"

Jacob: "Oh. He's at the village, taking a break..Even though he should've been back a while ago."

Hitomi: "Let's just hope so before they call his name."

Jacob: "Yeah, well..Good luck on the preliminaries to you as well."

Hitomi: "Thanks!"

Preliminary Examiner: "Alright then, now we will have our next contestants."*the tv screen says Jacob and Neo* "Alright, will Jacob and Neo please step up."

Ted: "Kick his butt Jacob!"

Jacob: "That was the first thought in my mind!"

Skayne: "He doesn't look strong from what I can tell."

Neo: "Yeah, but you should never judge a book by it's cover."

Kroshin: "Just kick his butt so we can get the invasion started"

Neo: "Just watch."

Preliminary Examiner: "Jacob, Neo, if you both are ready, then we can start the match."

Neo: "Ready!"

Jacob: "Ready!"

Preliminary Examiner: "Alright, you may begin!"

Neo: "Ok, since I'm in a hurry, I'm gonna make this quick so....Die now! *throws a storm of shuriken at Jacob*

Jacob: "Aeroga!" *A shield of wind cover him and deflects the shuriken*

Neo: "So, you're a magic user, very well then, but you're not the only one that has a trick up his sleeve." *runs at Jacob and tries to punch him*

Jacob: *dodges the punch* "Is that the best you got?"

Neo: "Hehehe! You'll find out soon enough."

Skayne: "So, he's using that trick already then...This should be interesting."

Jacob: "You know what, I'm gonna quickly finish you so.....what's happening..I'm seeing everything in different colors and in different shapes.....What did you do to me!?"

Neo: "Hehehe! You see, when I punched you, I purposely missed because I have microscopic needles inside my gloves that effect the retina and the rods and cones as well..But you're wondering, how could they of gone through your glasses you say, simple. They can pierce through objects as strong as steel.

Jacob: "I'm screwed for sure!"

Neo: "Oh yeah, you are!" *punches Jacob on the face*

Kroshin: "Neo better finish him of fast because those needles eventually disolve and wear off quickly."

Neo: "And now for the grand finally!" *takes out a sword*

Ted: "COME ON JACOB! DON'T USE YOUR EYES TO BEAT HIM!!! USE THAT SPECIAL TECHNIQUE KEVIN TAUGHT YOU!"

Jacob: "But I don't have a pie though!.......But that doesn't mean I can make one! *casts a spell to create a pie*

Neo: "A pie?.....Let me guess, you're gonna throw it at me. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha!!! Did you forgot, you can't see clearly!"

Jacob: "I don't need eyes to win....This pie will make me win!" *throws the pie at Neo's feet*

Neo: "What's that? Was that your finishing move? Because if it was, a toilet can do one better than that!"

Jacob: "You'll see!"

Neo: "See what?......What's happening to to my feet? They're stuck!"

Jacob: "That pie was no ordinary pie...It was a sticky pie Kevin taught me how to create.

Neo: *struggles*

Jacob: "It's pointless, the pie splatter is as strong as concrete!"

Neo: (Damn I'm screwed!)

Jacob: "Ah yes, my vision is finally clearing up!....And now, time to end this match once and for all...Firaga! *Shoots a huge fireball out of his hands*

Neo: "Need...To...Get..Out of pie splatter!" *gets hit by the fire ball* "AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!.......I'm...Done for!" *falls to the ground*

Preliminary Examiner: "Alright, Neo is unable to battle, Jacob wins this round."

Ted: "That was awsome!!!....Why didn't Crazy Kev teach me that sticky pie ability?"

Jacob: "Hehehe...Don't worry Ted, I'll teach you after the exams...."

Neo: "Sorry guys, truely I am.."

Skayne: "Forget about it! It doesn't matter which one of us wins. Because the invasion is gonna make an early visit!"

Neo: "What do you mean?"

Skayne: "Oh, base called us and said they'll be here in 2 to 3 hours."

Neo: "Excellent! Now our plan will work indeed!"

Kroshin: "Excactly!"

Preliminary Examiner: "Now, for the next match, will the next contestants please step up." *the tv screen says Hitomi and Veskar*

Hitomi: "Great! It's my turn!"

Karzar: "Remember Veskar, don't use any of your Elemental techniques. If you do, there goes our chance of invading Konoha."

Veskar: "I know, which is why I plan on using my illusion techniques to wipe that girl out of the competition."

Sniper: "Oh, and use these!" *gives Veskar grenades* "They're high in protein and carbohydrates"

Veskar: *stares at Sniper blankly* "WTF!...But I will take those grenades."

Preliminary Examiner: "Alright, Hitomi, Veskar, are you both ready?"

Hitomi: "Yep!"

Veskar: "Yeah..."

Preliminary Examiner: "Then you may begin!"


The Oblivion Legacy: Chapter 6: The Preliminary Rounds! Part 2: Size Matters Not!

Veskar: "This will be easy!.....Well, better end this while I can.." *does a bunch of hand signs* "Illusion Clone Jutsu!" *5 clones appear*

Hitomi: "Clones.....Nice try, but I still know who the real one is!" *Throws a storm of shuriken at Veskar and his clones* "You're gonna have to do better than that.....What!? He's gone, but how? He was standing right still when I threw the shuriken at him....Where could he have gone?"

Veskar: "Lesson number one about about fighting illusions....Never use your sight to beat them." *appears right behind Hitomi*

Hitomi: (But how!?)

Veskar: "An illsionist always lets the person figure it out by themselves." *punches Hitomi on the back and quickly turns around and kicks her in the stomach*

Skayne: "Never knew a short guy could be this tough."

Veskar: *shouts at Skayne* "HEY! I HEARD THAT!!! I'M NOT SHORT!!! I'M JUST NOT BIG FOR MY SIZE, THAT'S ALL!!!"

Skayne: "Yeah, yeah, whatever."

Hitomi: (This guy is tougher than I though, well, I have no choice but to use the secret technique in order to get through his illusions) *takes out a sword with a black blade*

Veskar: "A sword fight you want?" *takes out a sword* "Very well then!"

Sniper: "Is Veskar gonna use his hurricane slash thing?"

Karzar: "He'd better not! I told him not to use any wind element attacks."

Ted: "A sword fight, this should be interesting."

Jacob: "Yeah."

POOF!

Crazy Kev: "Wazz up!"

Jacob: "You're kinda early Kevin..."

Crazy Kev: "For once, I'm not late!.......So...Who's fighting who?"

Jacob: "Hitomi and Veskar."

Crazy Kev: "It's Hitomi's turn, huh? Well then....GO HITOMI!! YOU CAN DO IT!! BEAT HIS BUTT!! WOO HOO!!"

Hitomi: *smiles at Crazy Kev* "This is the end for you!"

Veskar: "We'll see about that." *does a bunch of hand signs* "Illusion Clone Jutsu!" *7 clones appear*

Hitomi: "Oh no you don't!" *throws a dragon fire bomb at Veskar and his clones*

BOOM

Crazy Kev: "Woah! What was that?"

Ted: "My new best friend if I ever get a hold on those! *big grin on his face*

Jacob: "Veskar should've gotten some damage from that explosion."

Crazy Kev: "I know, that explosion covered up the entire battle arena! And where ever Veskar gone to, he'd never escape the explosion."

Ted: "Exactly."

Hitomi: "There's no way he would've escaped that!"

The smoke goes away and it appears Veskar took very little damage.

Crazy Kev: "Well, at least he took some damage."

Ted: "Too little damage to be exact."

Veskar: "I gotta say, you figured out the trick did you?"

Hitomi: "Yep, since I can't use direct attacks on you, I used splash-damage attacks to damage you." (But still, he should of recieved more damage than that. What is he?"

Sniper: "Veskar used a wind shield to protect him."

Karzar: "So, he used a wind shield to protect him without anyone noticing." (Very clever that he used a wind element ability in the smoke so he wouldn't blow our cover.) "Good thing you have that Eye of the Scorpicis thing."

Sniper: "Yep, come's in handy, doesn't it.."

Hitomi: "That's it, I'm gonna finish you off completely!" *raises her sword*

Karzar: "Hey, wait a second! Isn't that the Shadow Blade Slazer told us about?"

Sniper: "I don't know. I was too busy eating waffles when Slazer was teaching us mythology that day."

Karzar: "Crap! If she uses that one technique the sword possess, Veskar will look like a torch at the end of this battle."

Hitomi: "Alright then! Time to finish the match!" *the shadow blade starts glowing in a blue aura*

Veskar: "This doesn't look good!"

Hitomi: "Shadow Blade Dragon! Emerge! *A flame in the shape of a dragon emerges from the sword* "Now, destroy my opponent!"
*the dragon heads forward to Veskar to destroy him*

Veskar: "My legs are too weak from all the teleporting I've done. I can't dodge the attack...I have no choice then..." *sticks his hands out* "BLOODY HURRICANE!!!" *a huge gale destroys the dragon and sends Hitomi flying in the air and hitting the floor*

Hitomi: *tries to get up* "Must...get...up!"

Veskar: "Oh no you don't!" *creates a wind sphere around Hitomi* "Now then! How do you like it when I increase the air pressure inside the sphere!"

Hitomi: "Can't....move...my body....to much pressure..."*starts getting back on her feet*

Veskar: "Stay down!" *puts more pressure in the sphere*

Hitomi: *falls back down because of pressure*

Veskar: "Like they say, size matters not!" *increases the pressure even more*

Hitomi: "screams because of how much pain the air pressure is giving her*

Karzar: "Veskar! That's enough!"

Veskar: "Fine." *the sphere disappears*

Preliminary Examiner: "Alright, Hitomi is unable to battle, Veskar wins this round."

Karzar: "Veskar, you idiot! You weren't supposed to use your wind technique at all."

Veskar: "I would of became a Jamicain Barbeque if I didn't used my elemental attacks!"

Karzar: "Doesn't matter, as long as no one knows that you're with the Elemental Titans."

Veskar: "I though you said it did matter."

Karzar: "Shut up Veskar."

Preliminary Examiner: "Someone get the medics, she needs medical attention."

Crazy Kev: "I'll take her to the hospital myself." *picks up Hitomi*

Preliminary Examiner: "Alright then. For the next match, will the next contestants please step up" *the tv screen says Ted and Kroshin*

Jacob: "So far, its been one victory for our team."

Ted: "Then I'll make it two victories then."

Skayne: "Remember, this kid possess the Sharingan ability, so becareful on what you do."

Kroshin: "Relax, he'll be the lunch for my creatures I plan on using."

Preliminary Examiner: "Alright. Ted, Kroshin, are you both ready?

Ted: "Yep."

Kroshin: "Oh yah! I'm ready!"

Preliminary Examiner: "Alright then, you may begin!"

Kroshin: "You're going down strait to the ground!" *does a bunch of hand signs*

Ted: "Now matter what he does, I'll copy it with my sharingan eyes!" *turns on sharingan eyes and copies his jutsu*

Kroshin: "Sharingan this!" *punches himself*

Ted: *punches himself* "Oh, god! This punch feels stronger than usual."

Kroshin: "That's because I did a Mega-Punch Jutsu..You see, I can already use your sharingan against you!.....Copying what I can do can be very dangerous, but I have to be careful on what I do though, otherwise I'll...."

Ted: "Yeah, yeah, yeah! I already know what you're gonna say next."

Kroshin: "Very well then." *thorws a kuni at Ted*

Poof! *a log appears*

Kroshin: "Replacement Jutsu, huh? Well, since you're more annoying than I thought, I'll introduce you to a couple of my friends!" *cuts his hand and puts the blood on a scroll and does a bunch of hand signs* "Summoning Jutsu!" *Two two-legged wolf-like beast with horns on their heads and shoulder and huge claws appear* "These are my geneticly engineered half wolf, half rhino beasts. And you're their lunch!" *the beasts quickly attacked Ted and clawed him in the chest*

Ted: *hand over bleeding chest* "Aaaaahh, This is getting bad!"

Kroshin: "Oh yeah! You better fear them because my armor is better than your armor!"

Crazy Kev: "Hey, that's my line!"

Jacob: "You're back already?"

Crazy Kev: "I'm just quick with things, that's all."

Jacob: "No kidding!"

Crazy Kev: "Well, from the look of things, Ted is kinda screwed right now, unless he has a trick or two up his sleeve."

Kroshin: "Alright my beasts, attack that lifeless piece of scum." *him and the beasts attack Ted*

Ted: (Gotta do this quickly) *does a bunch of hand signs* "Tri Inferno Dragon Jutsu!" *a flame in the shape of a three headed dragon appears and barbecues the beasts and Kroshin*

Kroshin: *on his knees* "Damn! He's good!"

Ted: "And now for the finishing blow!" *runs at Kroshin and uppercuts him and sends him flying*

Kroshin: "What the hell is he doing?"

Ted: *jumps in the air and kicks Kroshin in the stomach and kicks him again in the face and last, he elbow slams Kroshin to the ground*

Kroshin: *coughs blood out*

Crazy Kev: "Well....He probably won't move for a while."

Neo: "I can tell that Ted used chakra to increase the strength of his finishing blow."

Skayne: "And that means Kroshin can't move at all which means..."

Neo: "He lost the match."

Preliminary Examiner: "Kroshin is unable to Battle, Ted wins this round."

Crazy Kev: "Oh yeah Ted!....Here, have a monster energy drink to restore your energy!"

Ted: "Uh, no thanks....I don't need too much energy."

Jacob: "Great job Ted! Two victories for us then...."

Crazy Kev: "Make that three victories once it's my turn!"

Kroshin: "Damn, I lost!....Doesn't matter, the invasion will obliterate them all!"

Skayne: "Oh yeah!....At least I'm gonna win when it's my turn to kick butt!"

Karzar: "So, all we have left is Me, Sniper, Kevin, and Skayne.

Veskar: "Which means we'll find who fights who once they call out the next two people."

Karzar: "Once they call out the next two people, we'll know who fights who in the last round."

Veskar: "Exactly!"

Preliminary Examiner: "Alright, will the next contestants please step up." *the tv screen says Skayne and Sniper*

Sniper: "Yay!"

Karzar: "Just remember Sniper, no using Ice elemental attacks."

Sniper: "Relax! I have something instored that will wipe that Skayne guy out completely!"

Neo: "Remember, Sniper maybe an idiot, but be warned of his Eye of the Scorpicis."

Skayne: "I'm completely aware of that."

Preliminary Examiner: "Alright, Sniper, Skayne, are you both ready?"

Skayne: "Yeah!"

Sniper: *eating a waffle* "Yup!"

Preliminary Examiner: "Alright then, you may begin!"

Ok, as usual, if you want to be in my story, here's the stuff you will need to fill out.

Character's name:
age:
characters description:
weapons:
skills/abilities:
character's biography:
special techniques/genetic traits:
side (RMS Republic, Secret Alliance, Dark Army, Legendary Destroyers, or neutral):

for those who don't know, the story is about the Oblivion Legacy coming back to destroy both Earth and Shadow Earth. It's about a journey taking place to keep the legacy from coming back and to end the war between the Secret Alliance, RMS Republic, Dark Army, and the Legendary Destroyers.

So, what do you think? :-D










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Thursday, July 27, 2006

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Hello, I'm writting a story, it's about the Oblivion Legacy coming back to destroy both Earth and Shadow Earth. It's a journey to stop the Oblivion Legacy from coming back. These are the first four chapters of my story (I'm very, very, very sorry it's so long)....Oh! If you want to be in my story, then p.m. me and fill the stuff out about your character

name:
age:
abilities/skills:
special techniques/genetic traits:
biography:
weapons:
side (RMS Republic, Secret Alliance, Dark Army, Legendary Destroyers, or neutral):

Sorry for the some characters people do have aren't in the first few chapters. I'm trying my best to think of cool parts for you guys to be in as soon as possible. So yeah, I'm very sorry.......Well....Enjoy the first few chapters of my story (Oh, the character bio thing was just a suggetion my friend gave me, I won't do that with every chapter but once every few chapters, I will)



The Oblivion Legacy

Chapter One: How it Came to Be!

Crazy Kev was an average kid until one day, a group of people called the Elemental Titans attacked him. He didn't understand why until that day at the last day of school, Keasora, the leader of the Elemental Titans, hired the Death Blade Gang, a group of X ranked (highest ranked) crimanals to assassinate him. But he managed to escape but as soon he got home, his house was on fire and someone killed his family. He got his pet lizard, Spike to join him to help him train an avenge his family. Ever since that day, his future dreams were destroyed. A year later, a jonin named Kakashi found Crazy Kev and is now training him as a secret pupil, teaching him everything and so one day, he'll bring down the Elemental Titans and end the war between the RMS Republic, the Secret Alliance, the Dark Army, and the Legendary Destroyers.......And also stop the Oblivion Legacy from destroying Earth and Shadow Earth.

Character Bios:

Kevin (A.K.A. Crazy Kev)
Age: 15-17
descriptions: 5'10, green eyes (normal colored), wears a sleeveless hoodie that has the Monster Energy Drink symbol on it, always wears sunglasses, funny, calm, cool, determined, noble, very smart, has spikey hair, is a pyro.

abilities/skills: Is really skilled at Martial Arts, is a fast fighter, is a very (I mean very times 50) fast runner, extremely good accuaracy with sniper rifels, guns, ect., is very strong, he's a very good strategist, knows alot about types of weaponry and explosives, loves to play with fire. He's very good with swords and lightsabers also. He's very good in Ninjutsu, Genjutsu, and Taijutsu.

Weapons: Rocket Launcher, lightsaber, Assult Rifle, katana, grenades, explosive shurike and kuni, a really cool and extremly sharp knife that has a dragon symbol on it, 45 caliber magnum revolver, and a Sniper Rifle.....And his combat skills, along with his ninjutsu.

Bio: Kevin's a very smart teenager who's really skilled at everything he does, martial arts, running, ninjutsu, etc. He wants to kill Slazer for killing his family and for killing some of his good friends later in this story. He possess an extremely rare genetic trait called the Eyes of Oblivion, a trait that makes the user go through many stages, one eye is red and the other is blue. The red eye goes through 5 stages and the blue one goes through 4. The number of tick marks in the red eye tells how many stages it's gone through, same with the blue eye but instead of tick marks, there's slits. This gives the user large amounts of chakra. But if the user doesn't control the spirit, it'll make the user go insane and make the user go on a killing spree!! There are many other effects like it can copy down any technique (including genetic traits), and it read people's thoughts and etc. He also possess the demon spirit of Kerafyrm, a legendary dragon that has enough power to destroy the universe.After the chunin exams, Kevin goes away for a long time and joins the SWAT team and the ANBU squad for 2 years. Kevin is also known as the "Pie Overlord" as what he calls himself because of his obsession with pie. He can be the ladies man at times and is very funny. Kevin creates the Secret Alliance to destroy the Elemental Titans and the Dark Army. He created the Shadow Claw Jutsu and the Shadow Inferno Dragon Jutsu.

special techniques/genetic traits: Shadow Inferno Dragon Jutsu:Where he creates a shadow flame in the shape of a dragon, which can burn through anything, Shadow Claw Jutsu, Blade of the Gods, Eyes of Oblivion, demon form, Eye of Death, and Eye of Fear (eyes of oblivion effect)

Ted
Age:14-16
descriptions: 5'2, blue eyes, curly haired, very smart, short tempered, very accurate with stuff, is a pyro, wears a red buttoned t-shirt with a dragon and flames on it

Abilities/skills: Fast fighter, deadly accuracey with any gun, loves to play with fire, knows alot about weapons and explosives. He has really goods in Ninjutsu and Genjutsu, and is really good with fast-fighting taijutsu. He's also good with swords and lightsabers. He's an excellent swimmer.

Bio: Ted is one of Kevin's good friends. He joined up with Kevin along with Jacob to train with Kakashi to become ninjas. Ted somehow inherits the sharingan, the Copy Wheel Eye. Ted is mainly a fire user in the art of ninjutsu. He's made a few fire related jutsu such as the flaming ring jutsu, the flaming tornado jutsu, and the tri-inferno-dragon jutsu. But Ted also up other types of jutsu such as the Aqua Lightning Dragon jutsu. Ted wields a sword called the Sword of Enor. This Sword gos through 3 stages, 1st stage is that it looks like a rusty samurai sword, 2nd stage, thicker, and stronger sword that doesn't look rusty, and 3rd and last stage is a 8 foot long, super thick sword that has built in poison chambers that when ever you press the trigger, razor blades come out and if you press the trigger if the razor are inside someone, they inject poison into the enemy.

weapons: sniper rifle, duel magnum revolvers, 8 gauge shot gun, grenades, lightsaber, rocket launcher, explosive shuriken and kuni, Katana

special techniques/genetic trait: Sharingan, Sword of Enor, Flamming Wheel, Flamming Tornado, Tri-Inferno-Dragon, and Aqua Lightning Dragon Jutsu.

Jacob
age:14-16

description: 5'2, greenish brownish eyes, Helpful, very smart, kind, wears glasses,

skills/abilities: Sorcery, both dark and light magic, and any other stuff that relates to that. He's good with swords and lightsabers also. He's pretty good at ninjutsu, genjutsu, and taijutsu.

Weapons: Staff: Name unknown, grenades, magnum revolver, 8 gauge shoot gun, sorcery, explosive shuriken and kuni, Katana, Lightsaber, SMG, heat seeking shuriken.

Bio: Jacob is also another one of Kevin's good friends, who also joined up with Kevin to train with Kakashi to become ninjas. Jacob's main interest is sorcery and all that stuff. During his training with Kakashi, Jacob figured out he was descendent of the great wizard, Gandolf. Which maybe the answer why Jacob is so good at controlling magic. The Staff Jacob discovers is unknown to its name, but holds many great abilities for the user. Also, it turns into a sword.

special techniques/genetic traits: Water Barrier, Blade of Power, Flamming Guardian Seal, Dark Typhoon, Roaring Lightning.

One day, Crazy Kev was in a forest, training with his friends, Ted and Jacob.

Crazy Kev: "So! Whats the big news Kakashi has to tell us."

Ted: "Well, since Kakashi has certain requirements for us to become jonin, one of them is to go to the chunin exams and keep an eye out for any strange things happening."

Crazy Kev: "So basicly, we'll pose as regular genin to enter the exams and do whatever you just said."

Ted: "Yeah."

Jacob: "I heard the genin Kakashi has will be in the exams."

Ted: "That means Naruto is going to be in the exams!"

Crazy Kev: "Along with Sasuke and that idiot, Sakura."

Jacob: "This should be interesting!"

Crazy Kev: "Exactly!" *throws a kuni at a tree* "But with our unique abilities, no one can beat us!"

Ted: "This will be fun! Hehehe!"

Jacob: "Let's go now."

Crazy Kev, Ted, and Jacob walk back to the village and go to a restaurant to eat and relax.

Crazy Kev: *eats all the food nonstop*

Ted: "Oh god Kevin! How can your stomach deal with such food?!"

Jacob: "Yeah, I know! That's insane!"

Crazy Kev: "Well.....My stomach's like a black hole, sucking up everything."

Jacob: "Well then, we'll just have to call you Jaws then."

Crazy Kev: "Yeah, yeah, yeah! Whatever!" *continues to eat the food*

After Ted and Jacob watched Crazy Kev have his feeding-frenzy, they started walking around the village doing nothing as usual.

Crazy Kev: "I'm bored!........Nothing to do right now..."

Jacob: "We all are!....And only four more days until the exams begin..."

Crazy Kev: "I can't wait that long! I must have action!"

Ted: "There he goes again!

A girl name Hitomi walks by and overheard Crazy Kev complaining about know action going on.

Hitomi: "I couldn't overhearing you guys saying you want action?"

Ted: "It was Kevin who said it, not me."

Kevin: "Hi! My name is Kevin, or what everyone calls me, Crazy Kev."

Hitomi: "Nice to meet you! My name is Hitomi Minato."

Crazy Kev: "Nice to meet you Hitomi!"*shakes her hand*

Jacob: *whispers to Ted* "I think Kevin's hitting on her."

Crazy Kev: *pounds Jacob on the head*

Hitomi: "Are any of you entering the chunin exams?"

Crazy Kev: "Yep, all three of us!"

Hitomi: "Cool! How about we have a practice match...Just to get us ready for the exams!"

Crazy Kev: "That'll be awsome! I'll be ready!"

Hitomi: "Great, I'll meet you by the village gate in an hour!"

Crazy Kev: "Alright then!"

After an hour passed by, Crazy Kev and his friends were at the village gate, waiting for Hitomi.

Crazy Kev: "Where is she?"

Hitomi: "Right here."

Crazy Kev: (Man, she's fast!)

Hitomi: "So, are we gonna start our match or not?"

Crazy Kev: "I'll show you a match of your life!"

Hitomi: "Bring it!"

Crazy Kev: "Hmmmm!"

Crazy Kev throws a shuriken at her but she dodges it

Hitomi: "Is that the best you got?....What?!" *Crazy Kev's right behind her*

Crazy Kev: "Shuriken was used as a distraction, and now.......what?!..."

Hitomi: "Surprise!" *she's behind Crazy Kev*

Crazy Kev: Shadow Clones!...I see now from your tricks!.....Shadow Replication Jutsu..*creates 5 clones*

Hitomi: "That's not gonna work!" *throws a kuni through the clones* "Ha! You think you can beat me with just....What?! I cant move, whats..wrong..with....me?!" *a shadow like claw appears and grips arounds her body*

Crazy Kev: "I see you meet my Shadow Claw Jutsu, very good, isn't it?" *the claw starts crushing Hitomi*

Hitomi: "Alright, alright, I give." *the claw lets go of her*

Crazy Kev: "Good match!" *helps Hitomi up*

Hitomi: "Thanks, but that wasn't all I got, you see, I like to save my most powerful moves later, till the exams start!"

Crazy Kev: "Ah, I see! (damn! she knows about my shadow claw jutsu)."

Hitomi: "Well, if we ever face of during the exams, I'll give you my best shot!"

Crazy Kev: "Same with me!"

Chapter 2: The Plan

Meanwhile at the Elemental Titan's base, Keasora is having a discussion with the other members about their plan to destroy Konoha.

Keasora: "Alright, first, I'll disguise myself as a jonin at the exams, while Sniper, Karzar, and Veskar enter the exams as the genin I have."

Chardok: "Don't mind me asking, but why can't we just blow them away with the missles we have?"

Keasora: "Because, we don't want to cause suspicion. Because Konoha is right now protected by the RMS Rupublic right now. So, if launched a missle at Konoha, the RMS Republic would come after us along with the Army, the Air Force, the Marines, and the Navy. And our troops are still being made."

Karzar: "Geez! Konoha is that protected!"

Keasora: "Along with the other villages as well, but we'll have to keep a low profile and keep it safe. Then, we attack with full strike!"

Slazer: "Well, well,well....I see that you're having a discussion about destroying Konhoa.."

Karzar: "You're late as usual.."

Slazer: "I would care less than my attedance..."

Keasora: "Well anyway, so all we do is sneak into the chunin exams and destroy Konoha"

Slazer: "So I see you've made an alliance with the Sound Village..."

Keasora: "They're only puppets to my plan"

Slazer: "I see" *walks away* (This makes my part of the plan more easier)

Sniper: "So.....When do we stab people with kuni and stuff?"

Keasora: WTF!

Slazer is on the balcony, thinking about the chunin exams, and it seems he has unwanted company

Slazer "Hmmmmm...............What do you want Orochimaru?

Orochimaru: "Clever as usual..Knowing the presence of a person without them noticing...I persume that's also another ability from the Eyes of Oblivion.."

Slazer: "You have to be some insane idiot to take these abilities from me."

Orochimaru: "Oh I wasn't thinking about doing that, I've already experianced your powers before and let's just say I wish to never to do that again."

Slazer: "That's what everyone does when they experiance my powers....They fear my wrath!......So, what is it that you want?"

Orochimaru: "I was thinking about getting more allies, like so, I plan on making the Village Hidden in the Sand our allies, making them turn on The Village Hidden in the Leaves."

Slazer: "Already done that. You see, I hired the Death Blade Gang to sneak in and once the chunin exams are done, they'll invade the Leaf Village like a swarm of bees...And the best thing is, the RMS Republic won't even notice it!"

Orochimaru: "Hmm...Interesting.....I see your eyes set on that on Crazy Kev guy."

Slazer: "Don't even think about laying a finger on him."

Orochimaru: "All I plan on is to test his abilities."

Slazer: "I thought that was part of the exams were for."

Orochimaru: "Oh no..I plan on testing him on his full extent!"

Slazer: "But if you kill him, I swear I will kill you!"

Orochimaru: "I'll keep that in mind..." *He disappears*

Slazer: (Orochimaru is basicly a puppet for my plan, once he's done with his part, I'll kill him) *he fades away*

Four days later, at the day of the Chunin Exams, Crazy Kev and his friends were on their way to the exams until a group of guys get in their way.

Crazy Kev: "Will you guys please step aside, we're on our way to the exams."

Skayne: "So are we! How amazing, but you have to fight us if you want to get to the exams though."

Ted: "Umm...Why?"

Skayne: "Because this the only way to the exams from here!...And also, we need a warm up match to get ready for the exams"

Crazy Kev: "Bring it on! I'll take you all on!"

Neo: "Skayne, you idiot! We only have thirty minute to get to the exams!"

Skayne: "I know, but this match will be over in a flash!"

Kroshin: "Neo's right! We've got to get to the exams fast!"

Skayne: "Fine!.....I'll eliminate you guys at the exams then.."

Crazy Kev: "Like that's gonna happen!"

Neo: "We'll see about that.." *Skayne, Neo, and Kroshin disappear*

Crazy Kev: "Well, that was a waste of time (that guy look familiar)."

Jacob: "Crap! Kevin, Ted! We'd got to get to the exams quick! We only got twelve minutes to get to there!"

Crazy Kev: "Relax!...I'm Crazy Kev, the speed demon of the group!" *runs in a flash*

Jacob: "Hey! What's he doing? Leaving use behind like that."

Ted: "He's fast, so what."

Jacob: "Yeah, whatever."

After Crazy Kev and his friends reach the exams, they see more ninjas getting in their way.

Crazy Kev: "What is with these ninjas getting in my way of entering the exams! Well, I have no choice but to make my way through." *takes out a grenade and sets it off*

BOOM! The other ninja are sent flying in the air

Crazy Kev: "That's more like it."

Jacob: "You always have to do things the violent way, don't yah?"

Crazy Kev: "It's more fun though."

Naruto: WHOA!!!! What just happened?!

Crazy Kev: "I made fireworks!"

Naruto: "Cool! I wanna try, I wanna try!"

Sasuke: "Naruto you idiot, stop wasting your time with these losers."

Ted: "Yeah, yeah, yeah, you keep talking like that. Next thing you know, you and your team get your butts kicked."

Sasuke: "Like that will ever happen to me."

Sakura: "You guys better watch what you say, we're not a bunch of genin to judge by."

Naruto: "Believe it!"

Crazy Kev: "Sure you are!......Well, we'll get going then, come on guys." *Ted and Jacob follow Crazy Kev*

Naruto: "Hey, wait a sec! We never got your names!

Crazy Kev: " Oh sorry. My name is Kevin, but everyone calls me Crazy Kev."

Jacob: "Hello my name is Jacob, nice to meet you." *shakes Naruto's hand*

Ted: "Hi, I'm Ted."

Naruto: "Nice to meet you Kevin, Jacob, and Ted!" *shakes their hands repeatedly* "My name is Naruto Uzamaki, this village's next and future Hokage!"

Sakura: "Hi, I'm Sakura Haruno."

Sasuke: "......I'm Sasike Uchiha."

Crazy Kev: "Cool!"

Naruto: "Hey, Kevin. What's the big cannon like thing you have on your back?"

Crazy Kev: "Why, this is my good friend, the rocket launcher."

Sakura: "A ROCKET LAUNCHER!!!!!!!!!!! HOW THE HECK DID YOU GET THAT! ONLY THE MILITARY USES THOSE!!!"

Crazy Kev: "I made it from scrap......So?"

Naruto: "Yeah Sakura, so what if he has a rocket launcher.

Sakura: "The military is only allowed to use them unless you have a certified weapons license which I highly doubt he even has one. So, basicly, he's breaking the.."*Crazy Kev throws a card at Sakura's face and leaves a small cut* "Ow!...What's this?"

Crazy Kev: "Read..."

Sakura: "Ok....Name: Kevin, age: 15, skip this and....This license certifies that Kevin is allowed to use any type of weapons at all times but under certain circumstances, if he ever breaks these rules, this license will be taken away by Kevin and.."

Crazy Kev: "So basicly, I'm not breaking any laws. Which means I can terrorize the people in the exams with this baby!"

Naruto: (Oh god! We're screwed if we ever fight him, he can demolish us all in one blast!)

Crazy Kev: "Well anyway, I just wanted to wish you guys luck on the exams."

Naruto: "Thanks, you too!"

All of a sudden, a man with a bandana and wearing a black jacket appears in front of the room.

Ibiki : Hello everyone. I'm Ibiki Morino, the examiner for the first part of the Chunin Exams.

Chapter Three: Let The Exams Begin!

Ibiki: "All right everyone, you'll line up and get a card. On the card, there's a number on it. The number is where you'll be sitting at."


Everyone got there cards and sat at the desks. After that, the examiner explained what the first part of the exam was. Crazy Kev turns his head around and see's Naruto's face shrieking in fear.

Naruto: "Written exam! Oh no!! I got nothing when it comes to written exams!"

Crazy Kev: "This should be easy."

Ibiki: "These ninja here are the sentinels, they're here to watch any signs of cheating from you guys. If they catch you cheating, 2 points will be deducted from your score. Your final score will be taken by adding each score of every member in your group. You'll be given an hour to finish, I won't give the final question until 15 minutes remain."


But everyone never expected any members of the Elemental Titans to be in the Chunin Exams as well.


Karzar: "Damn we're screwed! Sniper doesn't even stand a chance!"

Veskar: "Well! There goes our chance of taking over Konoha."

Sniper: "AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! I'm gonna die! First the low attendance, and now, A WRITTEN EXAM!!!!"

Neo: "What's that guy yelling about..."

Skayne: "Hey, that's Sniper! What's he doing here!"

Kroshin: "I thought Slazer only sended us out to call out the invasion"

Skayne: "Well, like they say, the more, the marryer!"

Neo: "True, but how though? Slazer only sended us, so someone else must of sended Sniper and the others."

Kroshin: "We'll find out soon enough."

Ibiki: "You may begin!"

Crazy Kev: "I already know these answers, but what's the fun in that!"...."Alright, here I go, Eyes of Oblivion!"

Crazy Kev and Skayne use their Eyes of Oblivion to copy the answers, Sasuke and Ted use their sharingan to copy the movements of other people's writting, Gaara uses some third eye to see other people's answers, Neji uses byakugan to see through people to see their answers, Ten Ten uses mirrors on the ceiling to help her teamates cheat, one of the guys from the sound village using sound made by a pencils movement, Veskar used some type illusion to sneak around and see other people's work, Karzar moved so fast that people couldn't see him moving and can still see him at the same time, passing the answers to Sniper.

45 minutes later, the examiner is ready to call out the final question.

Ibiki: "Alright everyone, here's the final question, but before I do that, here are some more rules I'll be adding so listen up!"

Skayne: "More rules, yippey! Next thing you know, the Easter Bunny jumps out of no where with an AK47..."

Ibiki: "The rules are you can either drop out and try again next year, or stay and try to it figure out. But if you get it wrong, you'll never take the Chunin Exams ever again!"

Krazar: "Yay! We are now officially screwed!"

Sniper: "I'm gonna stay no matter what. (what am I talking about, I'm doomed!)"

After that, more and more people started dropping out. Crazy Kev can see Naruto puttting his hand up.

Crazy Kev: "Naruto's backing out? From what Kakashi told me about him, he'd never do something like that."

Naruto: *slams his hand on the desk* "There is no way I'm gonna back out, no way! I will become Hokage one and I'll never back out from doing that!"

Ibiki: "Very well, then. All I have to say is that...YOU ALL PASSED!!"

Sniper: "Ok??? Now I'm confused.."

Ibiki: "You see everyone, this part of the exam was to test how good you all were to get and recieve good information."

Then after that, Ibiki explained everything until a women with a cape jumped into the class through a window.

Anko: "All right everyone, I'm Anko, your proctor for the second part of the Chunin Exams!.....78 left, Ibiki, you were soft on them."

Ibiki: "Or maybe we got outstanding canidates."

Anko: "By the time I'm done with them, more than half won't even be left!......All right everyone, listen up! Meet me at the Forest of Death entrance tomorrow morning."

Then next day later, at the Enterance of the Forest of Death.

Anko: "Welcome to the 44th Battle Field, A.K.A, the Forest of Death."

Skayne: "Forest of Death huh?...This should be fun!"

Anko: " Each team will be given a scroll, either a heaven or earth scroll. You must obtain both scrolls in order to enter the tower in the middle of the forest. You'll be given 5 days to complete this task....and also, no peeking on whats inside the scrolls. Now here are some sheets you all need to fill out. You'll be given a half an hour to prepare stuff.

Crazy Kev: "Hmmmmm............Ted, do you still have those cards that react to chakra?'

Ted: "Uh, yeah, why?"

Crazy Kev: "I need to use them for a sec, I have a bad feeling that there's people here that can give use trouble. So I need as much information on them as possible."

Ted: "Ok then." *hands the cards to Kevin*

Crazy Kev: "These cards react when I burn off chakra, well, here I go then." *starts activating the cards* "Ok, who's are first person here, Gaara, village: sand, missions.....Whoa! It saids that he's never gotten a scratch on any of his missions....Ok, next one, Rock Lee, village: leaf never uses Ninjustu or Genjustu, just Taijustu..But he happens to extremly good at it though. Ok, next person, Neji Hyuuga, village: leaf.....Interesting, he seems to have the byakugan abilities. Next.....Skayne, village: leaf........What's this!" (it saids here he possess the Eyes of Oblivion, that's insane!...This list of people keeps on getting worse and worse by the minute, does it)...."All done, you can have these back now Ted." *hands the cards back to Ted*

Ted: "Found any good information on anyone?"

Crazy Kev: "Let's just say, we're gonna have a bit of trouble at the exams."

Jacob: "So we're gonna plan something to get the other scrolls then, are we?"

Crazy Kev: "Yeah, pretty much."

Sniper: "Okay, what's our plan Karzar?"

Karzar: "Sniper, you know how bad I am at strategies and stuff."

Sniper: "And your point is?"

Karzar: "You're an idiot!"

Veskar: "Quit complaining, I got the whole thing figured out already.."

Karzar: (That's Veskar for yah, always a fast thinker...He has mom's intelligence, while I have dad's...."diestrual problems" as Slazer puts it) "Alright then Veskar...What's the plan?"

Skayne: "So.....If Sniper's group supposed to help use to call in the invasion, then we have to make sure they pass this part of the exams."

Neo: "This should be easy since Kroshin is a professional animal tamer."

Kroshin: "I can tame any beast that comes in my path!"

Skayne: "This will be easy! Kroshin can tame those man-eating creatures that come in our way, Neo with his telepathic power and knowledge, and with my Eyes of Oblivion, no one can beat us!!"

Hitomi: "Hey Kevin! What's up?"

Crazy Kev: "Ah, not much..You?"

Hitomi: "Just getting prepared, I see you passed."

Crazy Kev: "Yeah, well..I'm just good with exams.."

Hitomi: "Yeah, I pretty much guessed that already."

Crazy Kev: "Hey, where's your team?"

Hitomi: "Oh, they're busy with something, so I'm done my part...Oh! I need to talk to you alone."

Crazy Kev: "Ok."

Both Crazy Kev and Hitomi walk to a tree far away from their teams and started talking about something.

Crazy Kev: "So you figured out I was one of the Chunin Kakashi hired to help keep this exam in order."

Hitomi: "Yes...But I promise not to tell anyone...And, I've also heard that a group of people called the Elemental Titans sneaked in and plan on causing trouble to this village.."

Crazy Kev: "What!?..Which ones?"

Hitomi: "I don't actually know them, I've only heard that they plan on destroying this village."

Crazy Kev: (Even if I tell the Hokage, it will only make matters worse since the RMS Republic is at war with the Legendary Destroyers, so they can't help use which means the Elemental Titans will invade Konoha like a swarm of bees) Don't worry Hitomi..I got this under control." *smiles at Hitomi*

Hitomi: "I'll be there to help if you need me."

Crazy Kev: "I'll bear that mind." *walks back to his team*

Jacob: "Hey Kevin, what were you talking about back there?"

Crazy Kev: "Important matters that I should only know."

Ted: *whispers to Jacob* "A romantic relationship I guess."

Crazy Kev: *pounds Ted on the head*

Anko: "All right everyone, listen up! Each team will hand in their sheets and recieve a scroll at the table. After you've done that, go to one of the entry gates."

After everyone did that, each team went to a different gate enterance, waiting for the ninja gaurding each enterance to open the gate.

Anko: "5..4..3..2..1..0!..You may begin!"

Crazy Kev: "It's time to have some fun!"


Chapter 4: One on One: Crazy Kev versus Orochimaru

Karzar: "Okay everyone, we all know our part of the plan, right?..Sniper, you scout ahead and find any one with an Earth scroll, and Veskar, you use your illusion techniques to fool them into we're blindly falling into any of their traps...And I, will run strait to the tower, seeing how far is it from here."

Veskar: "Just don't run too fast."

Sniper: "Okay........When do we start?

Karzar: ".........Now!" *everyone disperses*

Meanwhile...

Skayne: "Both scroll all ready, wow! We're good at this, aren't we?"

Neo: "We just need to keep an eye Sniper's group, that's why we got done so fast."

Skayne: "Yeah, yeah, yeah! Whatever!"

Kroshin: "Knowing them, they don't need us as back-up."

Skayne: "Why's that?"

Kroshin: "Because, they have Veskar, the famous Illusionist, also know as the Illusion Alchemist, then come Karzar, who is able to run at speeds more than10 times faster than the speed of light, then last, there's Sniper, who is part of the Scorpikis Clan, a clan that is able to predict the movements an opponent makes before he or she even does it, and they also say that they can even predict the future....There's alot more but, you'll find out if you see Sniper fight.."

Skayne: "But Sniper's a clueless idiot, which means he can't know all that stuff yet.."

Kroshin: "Exactly!"

Meanwhile.... Crazy Kev and his team sit around a fire they made and begin to discuss about their mission..

Jacob: "So the Elemental Titans plan on invading Konoha?"

Crazy Kev: "From what I heard, yeah!"

Jacob: "This is bad!"

Ted: "We have to find a way out of this then, don't we?"

Crazy Kev: "I'm afraid so and....Shhhhh, quiet!" *stares at a tree closely* "Hhhmmmmmm.." *throws a barbed needle at the tree*

OMG!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

Crazy Kev: "Bingo!" *naruto falls out of the tree*

Naruto: "OMG!!!!! IT HURTS SO BAD!!!!!! AHHH, WAS DID IT HAD TO HIT MY SHIN!!!! OMG IT HURTS!!!!!"

Crazy Kev: "Looks like everyone's following us..." *sighs* "Let's go to a different spot."

Ted: "What about Naruto?"

Crazy Kev: "His teammates will find him, I'm sure of that...Come on.."

Several hours later....

Ted: "Can we take a rest please?"

Crazy Kev: "Sure, why not, we can take a short rest."

Jacob: "Oh good! I'm tired as heck!"

Crazy Kev: "You guys rest, I'll go scout ahead." *jumps into a tree*

As Crazy Kev scouts ahead, he somehow tells that he has unexpecting company coming.

Crazy Kev: *Takes out his katana sword* "Show your face you coward, who are you? And why are you following me?"

Orochimaru: "I'm Orochimaru, and I've been watching you for some time now."

Crazy Kev: "What do you want with me?"

Orochimaru: "Ah, you must be Kevin, the boy who possess the Eyes of Oblivion and also possess the spirit of Kerafyrm."

Crazy Kev: "How did you know about me?"

Orochimaru: "Like I said, I've been watching you for some time now."

Crazy Kev: "Well, what do want with me?"

Orochimaru: "To see your true strength."

Crazy Kev: "Wanna fight then, then let's fight!"

Orochimaru: "You won't even last a minute against me"

Crazy Kev: "We'll see about that! Shadow Claw Jutsu! *A shadow like claw reaches fowards Orochimaru*

Orochimaru: "You can't beat me with a simple jutsu." *dodges the shadow claw*

Crazy Kev: "Sucker!"

Orochimaru: "What!" *Kevin's right behind him* (He used the Shadow Replication Jutsu to think he was going to bind me with his Shadow Claw Jutsu but one of his clones did it, very clever!)

Crazy Kev: "Time to die!"

Crazy Kev swings his sword at Orochimaru but he jumped over the sword and tried doing that one technique where Orochimaru's neck stretches like a snake and tries to bite Crazy Kev but he grabs the bottom and top part of the mouth.

Crazy Kev: "Get away from me you ugly mutated snake thing" *throws Orochimaru's head at his chest*

Orochimaru: "Now your dead!" (I don't care if Slazer kills me, I want his powers!)

Crazy Kev: "You wanna see power?! You're gonna see it all right! Eyes of Oblivion! *his left eye turns red and his right eye turns blue. The red eye as 3 tick marks that lok similar to the sharingan's and the blue eye has 2 slits, on above and below the pupil* *In an evil voice* "In my sights, I see your death!!!"

Orochimaru: "Whats happening to me! I feel...scared everytime I look into his eyes!.....Those eyes are just like Slazer's....

Crazy Kev: "Die!!!" *punches Orochimaru in the air* "Hey Orochimaru!" *takes out his rocket launcher* "Say hello to Satan for me!"

Orochimaru: "What is he doing! He'll blow up half the forest with that!"

Crazy Kev: "Bye-bye you s.o.b *launches the missle at Orochimaru*

BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM

Sasuke: "Kevin must of used his rocket launcher!"

Naruto: "Cool! He used that rocket launcher thing of his! Ow! My shin still hurts!"

Sakura: "Stop moving then!"

Sniper: "How come half the forest's been blown up a rocket launcher, oh well."

Veskar: "Found an Earth scroll...Were's Karzar?"

Sniper: "Whoa!!! Karzar! What happened to you?! You look like a beaten up apple!"

Veskar: "I don't even want to know!"

Karzar appears with bumps and bruises all over his face.

Karzar: "Well, you see, on my way to the tower, I saw some fine female ninja!"

Veskar: "Oh god! Here we go again!"

Karzar: "And yeah, you all should know the rest of the story already."

Veskar: "Same thing as usual, you say perverted things to a women and they beat the crap out of you, even Sniper knows that!"

Sniper: "Yep!"

Karzar: "The tower's not that far really, it's only like what, half a mile or something..."

Veskar: "Let's get there quickly!"

Meanwhile, 3 days later...

Jacob: "We finally got the last scroll!"

Ted: "We can get to the tower now!.......OMG! WE FORGOT CRAZY KEV!!!!"

Jacob: "Don't worry, he's probably waiting for us at the tower, knowing him, he's always ahead of everything."

A couple hours later, Jacob and Ted reach the tower and as Jacob predicted, Crazy Kev was at the Tower.

Jacob: "What happened, Kevin?"

Crazy Kev: "Some guy named Orochimaru tried to kill me but I gave him a little present! Hehehehehe!"

Ted: "So that's where the explosion came from, your rocket launcher....I knew it!"

Jacob: "So did I Ted!"

Crazy Kev: "We have 1 free day to rest so we gotta recover in order to survive "the threat"."

Ted: "Yeah, that's probably a good idea, we don't wanna get creamed by the enemy."

Jacob: "Yeah, that's probably a good idea."





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