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Friday, January 20, 2006
Funny Idea
Here's a funny idea I've decided to put in a cartoon I want to make when I grow up. Read this and see how funny my ideas are.
These 2 people named Slazer and Sniper are at a gordge and Slazer decided it was time for some entertainment.
Slazer: Alright Sniper, today I'm gonna teach you how to dance.
Sniper: Sweet, I hope I'm going to learn those moves that rappers do!
Slazer: I'm gonna teach you something alot better!
Sniper: SWEET!
Slazer: First, get to the other side of the gordge.
Sniper runs to the other side
Sniper: Now what?!
Slazer: Stand still. *He grabs out a 90 caliber high powered auto machine gun*
Sniper: Cool a weapon! Whats it for (P.S. Yes, Sniper is that dumb!)
Slazer: You'll see *short evil laughter, Then he gets the gun ready and starts shooting at Sniper)
Slazer: DANCE I SAY!!! DANCE I SAY!!!! DANCE!!!
Sniper runs aroud screaming like a little girl.
Sniper: WHAT THE H*** ARE YOU DOING!!!!
Slazer: Teahing you how to dance......And also entertaining myself.
Sniper: AAAAHHHH!!! I'm being attack by masked psyco-maniac
Slazer: HEY!
*Sniper jumps behind a rock*
Sniper: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! You can't make me dance any more!! *Sticks out his tongue*
Slazer: Hmmmmm....I need something with heavy fire-power, something like...AHAA! * grabs a RPG Rocket Launcher* Alright now, You'll only feel a mass amount of force from the missle I'm gonna shoot at you! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Sniper: I hope Slazer makes fireworks, I love fire works! Especially the ones caused by an RPG Rocket Launcher!
*Slazer pulls the trigger*
BOOOOOOMMMM!!!!
*Sniper flies 50 ft. in the air*
Sniper: Sweet I'm Super Man!!!
Slazer: I think I have one more missle to make those fireworks Sniper wanted.
Shoots the missle in the air*
BOOOOOOMMM!!!
Slazer: So elegent, even I love the smell of an RPG Rocket Launcher missle being shot at an idiot with a IQ 1o times lower than a dodo bird.
Sniper:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Slazer: Oh god!
*Sniper lands on Slazer*
Sniper: That was fun, let's do it again!!! *Big smile*
Slazer: WHY MUST I BE TURTORED THIS WAY! WHY ME, WHY ME!?!?
Then after that, Slazer came home kinda ticked that his plan didn't work, while Sniper on the other hand came home with a full body cast a bill for his medical insurence.
Slazer: I hate insurence!
Thats it! What did you think about this? I thought it was funny, how about you?
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