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Friday, September 29, 2006


Chapter 8!
Here's Ch. 8 of my story, sorry it took so long, I've been really busy, but that doesn't stop me from writting my stories!

The Oblivion Legacy: Chapter 8: Preliminary Rounds! Part Four: Who's Crazy now!

Karzar: "Alright, this match will be over in a flash!"

Crazy Kev: "Yeah, yeah, whatever."

Karzar: "Wise guy huh, very well then!" *takes out a little round cylinder-shaped stick and telescopes it into a bow staff*

Crazy Kev: "Hehehe! Crazy Kev's in the house! *pulls out his sword*

Karzar: "Crazy? I'll show you crazy!" *runs at Crazy Kev with his bow staff*

Crazy Kev: "We'll see about that!" *runs at Karzar with his sword*

Crazy Kev attacks Karzar with his sword but Karzar quickly blocks the attack with his bow staff.

Crazy Kev: "Man you're fast!"

Karzar: "Faster than you think!" *quickly dissapears*

Crazy Kev: *standing still in a calm mood* "Hmmmm......."

Koshin: "Whoa, look at him, acting all cool and stuff."

Neo: (Very calm he is, it's like he knows what Karzar might do next)

Crazy Kev: "Come out, come out where ever you are."

Karzar: *appears above Crazy Kev* "Look high!" *swings his bow staff at Crazy Kev*

Crazy Kev: *blocks the bow staff with his sword* "Is that all you got?"

Karzar: *eye twitching* "Dude........You're dead!"

Crazy Kev: "It's the exact opposite around I'm afraid!" *does a bunch of hand signs*

Karzar: "That punk isn't gonna do anything right now" *presses a button on his bow staff to make an arrow head appear on the bow staff* "Ha, eat spears you newb!" *throws the bow staff at Crazy Kev like a spear*

Crazy Kev: "Done!" *sees the spear coming at him and dodges it* "Where were we, ah yes, to your dimise! Fire Vortex Jutsu! *creates a swirling vortex of fire*

Karzar: "Crap! Gotta do something fast, I would doge the vortex of the areana was bigger. Well, have no choice but plan B"

Crazy Kev: "Let play with fire!" *shoots the vortex at Karzar*

Jacob: "Karzar is probably done for, I mean, who could've dodged that"

Ted: *stares at the areana closely*

Crazy Kev: (I can see that he dodged my attack, but where is he?)

Karzar: "Look high in the sky!"

Crazy Kev: "Huh?" *looks up*

Karzar: "So Mr. Pyro, how would you like to be defeated today. Slow and painful or quick and painless?"

Crazy Kev: "Neither because.....Yeah, you're gonna lose.(Dude, he can fly?)"

Veskar: (Controlling thing magnetic field around him to make him float, nice...)

Karzar: "Oh yeah, saids who?"

Crazy Kev: "My little friend on your shoulder."

Karzar: "What the hell are you talking about?" *looks on his shoulder and sees a lizard on his shoulder* "WTF is this?"

Crazy Kev: "My pet Bearded Dragon, Spike."

Karzar: *grabs Spike* "What the......This thing is like a magnet! It's clinging on to me like a cat stuck in a tree!" *gets bitten by Spike* "OW! It bites hard, I'll tell you that!"

Crazy Kev: "Come here Spike, come on." *Spike jumps off Karzar and comes to Crazy Kev*

Karzar: "Alright, play time with pets is over, Let's get this fight starting, will yah?..........What....I, can't......move a muscle.....WTF!..." *falls to the ground*

Crazy Kev: "You idiot, I geneticly inhansed Spike to have a bite thats strong enough to paralyze anything!"

Karzar: "Crap!"

Ted: "Ok, Karzar is now officially screwed!"

Crazy Kev: "Alright, I'm gonna win!"

Karzar: (That idiot doesn't know that my electrocells in my body destroy any type of paralyses that goes on in my body!) *jumps back up* "You think you can't defeat with cheap tricks?"

Crazy Kev: "Like I care!"

Ted: "That's weird! That should've paralyzed Karzar for a long time!"

Jacob: "And things kept on getting weirder and weirder!"

Karzar: "Ok punk! You think you're crazy? Well I got news for you! The crazy guy around here....Is me!"

Crazy Kev: "Yeah right!"

Karzar: "Then I'll just have prove it to you then!" *disappears in a flash*

Veskar: "Crap! He's loosing now!"

Crazy Kev: (Where the hell is he?)

Karzar: "Behind you!" *disappears again*

Crazy Kev: "What the.."

Karzar: "In front of you!" *keeps on disappearing and reappearing around crazy kev*

Crazy Kev: *looks very calm*

Jacob: "Kevin seems to be calm..."

Veskar: "He isn't freak'd out that Karzar is bouncing around him the an angry wasp......He is crazy!"

Crazy Kev: "When are we gonna get this over with?" *yawns*

Karzar: (That punk is going down) *LIGHTNING BLADE!* *hits Crazy Kev with the blade and sends him flying*

Crazy Kev: "Looks like I got what I asked for!"

Ted: "That's strange, he didn't use any hand signs at all!....And still did the jutsu.."

Jacob: "These opponents keep on getting weirder and weirder....."

Karzar: "Ha! No longer Mr. tough guy now, huh?"

Crazy Kev: "That's all you got?....You fight like a sissy if you did!"

Karzar: "That son of a....AAARRRRGGGHH!!! QUIT MESSING WITH ME!!!!" *hands over head*

Crazy Kev: "Amateur!...Well, let's get this over with, shall we?"

Crazy Kev immediately runs to Karzar and tries to punch him, but Karzar dodged it and when everytime Crazy Kev attacked, Karzar kept on dodging the attacks Crazy Kev throw at him. The same went for Karzar, everytime he attacked Crazy Kev, Crazy Kev would always dodge his attacks too.

Karzar: *still attacking Crazy Kev* "Skills you have, are pretty decent!"

Crazy Kev: *still attaking Karzar* "Same with you."

Karzar: *still attacking Crazy Kev* "But it's sad enough that you'll lose this match!"

Crazy Kev: *still attacking Karzar* "Sorry, that's not on my agenda."

Both Karzar and Crazy Kev jump away from each other.

Crazy Kev: "Ok now, time to think of a new strategy.....Hmmmmmm......Ding! I got it!"

Karzar: "What now, afraid I'm gonna kic your ass!"

Crazy Kev: "No, something I had in mind!"

Karzar: "Ok, let's see then!" *starts producing elecrtricity around his feet* "You're finished!" *creates a chidori in his hand and charges at him* "AAAAHHHHH!!!!""

Crazy Kev: "Ok then.." *steps out of the way*

Boom!!! As son as Crazy Kev stepped out of the way, Karzar impailed the hand with the chidori into the wall and crashed into it.

Jacob: "Whoa!

Ted: "What the...

Sniper: *eats a waffle* What the hell just happened?"

Veskar: "You idiot, Karzar crashed into a wall!!!!!"

Sniper: "Oh......I like waffles!!!"

Neo: "Clever, very clever!"

Crazy Kev: *looks at Karzar*

Karzar: *on the ground, completely unconscious*

Crazy Kev: "I stepped out of the way because I know you're gonna perform a chidori attack and charge at me with full speed, so, what I did was that I caculated the timing of your attack and see when to dodge it. Since you move at a very fast rate, it's very hard to change direction due to the speed you were going at, making it easy to dodge."

Sniper: "What the hell did say, I lost track after a letter or two..."

Veskar: *punches Sniper*

Sniper: *gazing at the ceiling* "I see pretty stars!" *falls unconscious*

Preliminary Examiner: "Alright, the winner of the final battle is Kevin."

Crazy Kev: "Yep, I kick butt!"

Hokage: (At long last, we could begin the final rounds)

Preliminary Examiner: "Ok, will everyone please come here to discuss about the final rounds...Since Sniper and Skayne were tied and saw thought they did a good job, we'll promote them to the final rounds."

Sniper: "Oh god I'm dead!"

Everyone comes to the discussion about the final rounds

Crazy Kev: "Ummm, before we begin, can I go quickly check up on something."

Hokage: "Sure, just make it quick please."

Crazy Kev: "No prob!" *quickly disappears*

Meanwhile, at the village gate. A bunch of members of the Death Blade Gang disguises themselves as jounin.

Soldier One: "Ok General what do we do?"

General Blade: "We must wait until the final rounds begin, which will be from a month from now. So stay undercover and stay on task, if not, I'll cut your organs out."

Soldier: "Yes sir!"

General Blade: "I believe that this will be an interesting fight, as what I heard from Slazer....But they'll all die!!! Mwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!"


Ok, as usual, if you want to be in my story, here's the stuff you will need to fill out.

Character's name:
age:
characters description:
weapons:
skills/abilities:
character's biography:
special techniques/genetic traits:
side (RMS Republic, Secret Alliance, Dark Army, Legendary Destroyers, or neutral):

for those who don't know, the story is about the Oblivion Legacy coming back to destroy both Earth and Shadow Earth. It's about a journey taking place to keep the legacy from coming back and to end the war between the Secret Alliance, RMS Republic, Dark Army, and the Legendary Destroyers.

So, what do you think? :-D

















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