Thursday, June 5, 2008

   I RAN NAKED WITH A BAG OF WEED BECAUSE I HAVE A KILLER SIX PACK!!!!
.....lol

sooooo...im here. yea
last day of school was today. up, im a fucking senior. i went to school...and like, 5 other people came...and i took my year book to school toooo XD
this post SHOULD b titled "yearbook" but...i have ADD.....
well, i got up this mornin..and i found that i had a year book...my mom bought it without my consent...so..i just brought it to school. ET rode the bus with me...cause it would b a free ride halfway to the beach...so he signed my year book ( it was actually very touching...really felt for the stuff he wrote ...we good freinds) and that was his last bus ride to Southwest High....im going to miss him so much...i looked foward to ruling the school our senior year...guess ill have to take over for him :\
so...turns out i left my permenint marker on my bus...so i had to borro things for pople to write with ( one girl had to write her phone number with her eyeliner) well...lets fast foward to last period of the day, the rest was gay...
i get there, and theres like 8 kids in the class..all GLD, like me...we turn the muzik loud, and the teacher's really cool with everything, so naturally we fuck around.

i have red hair now.....some girls wanted to color it with a red sharpie :x
they say it looks cool...to bad ET wont see it...he's into stuff like that...
hmmm...OH im also coverd in stamps...like the ink ones at the bank? yea...im covered...bak of the neck, my side of my nect, my navel, my arms r coverd...an d they did one on my head :|
um....i got alot of people to sign my yearbook...and draw on it...alot of really heartfelt thing went in. so....the bell rings to go...and i leave, wait out side for my lonely busride...and i get on it...and then, i check to see if im missing anything...permenent markers i found....my wristabnds...my phone...my bag of tree's....yes i got everythin.....except my yearbook. its still at school, as im writing this...lol
ive got a couple of phone numbers in there to...i need to go get it bak...ill teel my parents tomarrow <3
well, im lonely...i had to say goodbye to alot of people today...alot of people r moving..and it turns oput i knew alot of seniors...miss them i will
well....love all of you <3 latersssss
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Wednesday, June 4, 2008

   Ultamite SIN XD
I continue to be awsome
hiii everyone that cares =D

well today was....kinda gay. one of my very very good freinds left my school...for good, the stupid fuck got kicked out..and has to go to our home school next year. fuck goodbyes in the ass with a strap on. well, i had to say goodbye to alot of people....sucks. i met a gurl today, how was not only pretty good looking, but also a fucking senior, and this was their last day at school. bummer. oh well...ill see my freind alot over the fucking summer tho, so at least we'll keep in touch...in fact i hung out with him after school today...but tomarrow he's not coming to school....he'kll b at the beach with another person who wont b coming bak. we jumped off the rainbow tree again today...that place is fucking magical. no fucking kidding.

well, despite the fact that today was motherfucking emo, i feel pretty good about it. mostly cause im high



well i got home like a few hours ago...assuming my time is still on schedual. soooo....parents r having people come over for some bussiness thing....we ordered china food...it was good. seriosly, im so fucking full. but my cousin waz over for some reason, and he was eating the food with us....he got some pork freid rice...and i split it with the stupid fuck, and he like got a bowl and chop sticks, i got a plate and a fork. he started scooping the rice out of the bowl with the chop sticks, and i reacted in the following way :

me" WHAT the hell are you doing?!?!"

redneckstupidface " im absorbing the chinese culture into my eating habbits"

God(me) " what the fuck do u mean? U R A REDNECK BUM iN THE MIDDLE OF MIAMI EATING CHINESE FOOD WITH A NATIVE AMERICAN. how are you absorbing culture?!?!

hillbillydelux" well, u know that eating this way is better for pacing yourself so you dont eat to much at once..."

Pureawsomeness-man " u didnt answer my question"

glowingthedarkguy *keeps eating the rice the wrong way*



lol that was all i could go for dialog...cant remember any more >__<

well, im full and will now procede to pass the fuck out :|

<3

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Wednesday, May 28, 2008

   TODAY I AM SOBER
well, today was my first day totally sober in a week and a half ^__^

it was ok, kinda gay, but cool in some ways.

started off with me wakin up, got dressed and junk, then got on the bus. i halfway intended to either buy pot or smoke the little i had with me.....but for some reason, when i got to school, i felt i didnt really need to....do anything

so, i bullshit with my peeps for the 45 minutes till class starts, and then i go to history....i had a final exam. pretty fucking gay. this kid next to me starts singing " oh christmas tree..." ..i seem to like the tune, and decide to go with it halfway through the test

well, after the test, the teacher comes up, and gives me a failur notice. i am the only kid in the class failing, and by "only" i mean that their is one kid in that class failing, and its me.

i get to spanish class...and we watch a movie. spanish movie, and its kinda gay. i sleep through it. I wake up around lunchtime, hang out with some of my freinds....talk about a trip we're SUPPOSED to be going on this summer....trying to convince one of my freinds to go with me -___-

I do convinse him, promising salvia, but i must find someone else....he wants a party of something, apparently he underestimates my greatness. oh well, he will just have to find out for himself.

lunch time ends, and the movie resumes, i cant see the screen, so off to dreamworld i travel. i wake up for the next and last class, and proceed to be completely bored. At this piuont i totally wish i fucked myself up, for this class sucks. to quiet, and frankly, i go crazy in quietness. i try to daydream but my mind keeps on wandering....

well, i start texting, while my smart teacher thinks im using my phone for a calculator. I listen to music, i daydream, and i text, and im still bored out of my mind. my freind that i primarily talk to in that class is getting a special review for his finals, leaving me to myself. i walk over to another one of my "homies" and talk to him, he informes me that his birthday is tomarrow, and HE KISSES ME ON THE FUCKING CHEEK. i feel extreamly homosexual, and walk away.

that was one of the gayest moments in my life. no kidding.Well, i get over that, and schools out. i get on my bus, and proceed to bullshit with the people on my bus for the remainder of the day. then i get here, and mom says that some guy is coming over, and bitches her way around the house. i want no part of this, as it has nothing to do with me. so, i come in here, and start working out, and turn on the computer and talk to someone, and started typing this. and there ya go ~~~~~<3
love you all
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Tuesday, May 27, 2008

John's Appendix Eplodes; Hilarity Does Not Ensue
hiiii every one ^^ i had to write my final essay for a class, and it had to b one about an interesting experience we went threw,and this is what i wrote, word for fucking word XD enjoy, im told its funny :

One day not to long ago, I had to go to the doctor. Just for the record, i hate doctors, and everything they stand for. This feeling of hosility is founded mainly on my severe fear of needles. I have always had this dreadful fear. But this time, for some unknown reason, i decided to face it. I was going to the doctors office, and it had been over a year since I've been there, so they where obviosly goning to do blood work. This fact mildy upset me.
We where driving to the clinic, when the pain i had been feeling in my guts for the past 3 or so days suddenly got a whole lot worse. It literally felt like someone stabbed me in the guts, andc twisted the knife around three times. I calmly informed my mother figure, who was "driving" at the time. ( i purpsefully put driving in quoteations, due to the fact that I never consider what my mom does on the road as driving) She immediatly freaks out, saying that there is a good chance that it's my appendix. Considering the circumstances, i react fairly well. I stay calm, as usual in panicky situations, and tell her to go to a medical facility. She readily agrees, and off we go.
We go to the hospital, and for leagal reasons i will not reveal this particular hospital's name. Although i must say, i was not thrilled at the custumer care they have inhabiting that place. Naturally my mother figure called my father figure, and explains everything, with obviouse exageration. By the time I arrive at the ER, my entire "family" knows, including second cousins and frends of the family. Even people i dont know, know of my horrible pain. Speaking of pain, this was most likely the worst pain in my pitiful life. You know how some people say emotional pian is worse? THEY ARE WRONG. Physical pain HURTS.
So, we get in, and of course wait in line, wait, wait, AT THE BACK OF THE LINE. Oh yes, I had to wait for Slappy and his ingrown toenail to be assisted before me. I am in extream pain mind you, and am considerally upset at the fact that I need to wait longer for someone to help me. My mother figure leaves, she had to go back to work, since she had no more sick days left, meaning i had to stay all alone at the hospital while i wait for my father figure to show up. While i was enjoying my own misery, a nurse took it upon herself to aproach me. She starts asking me questions. I describe the pain to her in a simmilar fashion as abovely stated. She had lets say, "limited English capabilities" as i think they probably picked her out of the water only minutes before I arrived at the facility.
Me : "It feels like someone stabbed me in my stomach, and twisted it around in my innerds! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE!?!
Wetback: ARE YOU SA-ING YOU GON-NA STABBA MEH??!
Me : N-no I didnt mean it like that...I was only trying to describe to you..
This nurse flees in terror, and goes around the corner and alks to this guy whom i assume is a higher ranking personel, and gets him to come over and talk to me. He glides over, and questions me, and i tell him the full story. Get this-- he tells me I need to be more careful about what i say, and NOT TO LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN. Filled with pain, I just agree, thinking that it will me get help faster. But oh no, we would have that, now would we?
It was TWO full hours and spare minutes before someone finaly decided that i needed medical attention. Then, they put me in a wheel chair, and my favorite nurse pushed me to a new place, telling everyone we passed " you know he tried to stab me.." and pionted at me everytime. I didnt even have the strenght to object to this. Not once. Then, at my new spot, doctors come and examen me, poke my aching tummy, and all sorts of doctor-y things that i dont care to remember. Now, they want to stick me with an IV. HA! I refuse, and say I'll gladly take the pain. they persist, and pester me about this for a solid 20 minutes, and, with my father's arival, they "presuade" me.
So there i was, with 2 nurses holding me down, and a giant male nurse takes out a needle, only slighly smaller than a PVC pipe, and walks toward me like he was going to stick THAT into ME.I found this funny at first, unknowing that it wasnt a joke. Well, ha-ha. They got it into me, and i scream like a female dog. Then, I felt a weird sensation in my arm. What i saw then, hasnt left my nightmares since. This guy was moving the needle around, while it was inside my arm. Moving, like side-to-side. I question his actions, ( and his sexulity, and his mothers) only to find that he " missed my vein" SO, this nurse, had probably attended to oh, lets say 500-75 people that day. BEFORE ME. And, having all that practice, he messed up on ME! An hour after that, I finally let it go,and the head doctor on my problem came to speak with us. He looks at my file thingy, or at least pretends to, and says that my appendix is infact intact, and not exploding, but only slightly ruptured. Those where his exact words. I dont really remember what happend next to well, but i can tell you it was pleasent, for the loveable doc gave me morphine. The next dayand a half I can bearly remember, but i can safely say it consisted mainly of me siting in my room, yelling at the nurses for more morphine. I have what most would consider a "addictive personality". After that, i went home, and they switched me to some other drug, witch is supposedly easier to get off of.

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Sunday, May 25, 2008

busted
<3 i just got caught by my dad while i was smoking pot
probly wont be on for a lil whiles ...<3 love you all
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Saturday, May 17, 2008

   Enter Sandman
~~~~~<3
REJOICE MY THOUSANDS OF LOVERS XD
for i....am aloud to exercise my arm again XD
o yes, much training for me is needed...my arms have lost their largenesss over the past 3 months....but my ligaments have half way healed now so the pain isnt as bad :D:D:D i can bear to lift wieghts hahahahaha
i started a week ago.....im just starting to aquire my previosely obtained muscle masss :|
well yesterday was cool in sum ways...really gay and homo in others :\
well, the actual schoolday was kinda normal, vept i have another person to text to in class now :D other than that...i still waste ALL my time...
the bus driver was absent...so naturally i was late to school, and late to get home
the drive home was fun tho...cause ET wasnt on the bus that day...so we got lost around taylers house :D
we had no idea where we were ~~~~
oh well at least i got home...but the problem is...ET an co. wer supposed to get together yesterday, and today...but his phone is off...i cant reach the fucker. at all.
I LOVED THE BUS!!!
it was an older one, so it bounced more...and i was basically the largest source of testoterone on the ENITER bus....i was the only guy...floating in a cloud of estrogen ~~~
lol god bless pot holes ~~~<3
um...still havent heard for et...so well see wut adventure i can muster up on my own...
love you all ur the fucking greatest ^___^
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Monday, May 12, 2008

   J.D. gives blood...no one ends up happy
well today was cool

trueth b told, i feel fucking great

saturday, i became whole once more.

i made out, if u recall, at once ending my dry spell with the opposite sex

yes, even i have periods of time when i have my flirting fluids drained , despite my awsomeness

TODAY I WAS BAK

rejuvinated, if u will

i feel awsum, 100% me...and here is basically wut happend : i went to school

sounds gay, but...i make school fun

history class, we talked about clinton, and gun control. i deliberatly pick the lossing side of arguemens to try to get the teacher fired up...like how i said i think everyone should b aloud to buy anytype of gun....as long as they dont have a criminal record. the teacher said i was asking for trouble. he was correct

lessi.....hmm wut else

DRUGS!!!

oooo yus

my drug policy is extream, going along the lines of "everything goes" ...this does not sit well with the class room, as this was said aloud

security comes and takes me to a ...room

they search me, and my bag ....only to find nothing

i am sent to the councelers' office, for a session. this mildly irritates me, considering its 2 hours of an old bitch drilling me for info of my incredible past.

i supress the urge to leave, and calmly toy with her mind.....

old bat : do you do drugs?

me: why? are you poisening me?

old bat : u know what i mean young man....why would a whide eyed and bushytailed young'n like you get mixed up in that crowd?

me : well i DID take the oath.....

old bat: what oath?

me: the oath of the BT of course!

oldbat: BT?? what is that?? IS IT A GANG?!?!?!

me: uve never heard of the oath of the BT? its the most sacred oath of all younge people...ur a counciler...u should know

oldbat: [ writing away on her cute little notepad] well, i dont...what does this "BT" stand for anyway?

me : bushy tail

her : here's a pass, get out of my office





thats wut i COULD remember...and its not much...i was there or a good 40 min tho...not that im compliaining since i missed spanish class...wich i loath

OH THATS NOT FUCKING ALL THO

i have a solid fear of needles...just so u guys know....and they desided that since i am seven teen...i should donate blood :|

i would rather be raped in the asshole by a herd of rino's than have that needle stuck in my vein. no lie.

so, they put the little rubber thing over my bicepts...and tell me to squeeze an stuff...they clean the spot over the vein...and then the china-nurse takes out a needle only slightly smaller than a fucking PVC pipe. this does not help my mental status. i freaked out. no, my heart stopped. i didnt even put up a fight..i was THAT scared. so, chinawhore puts in the needle...and i almost black out,,,,for anxiaty attack..........and then, i feel a wierd sensation. in my fucking arm, SHES MOVING THE NEEDLE AROUND, WHILE ITS IN MY ARM

i look at her, and a symphony of curses stream out of my mouth, ending with a calm "WUT THE FUCK R YOU DOING U WHORE!?!?!?!?!?!"

she is not thrilled.

turns out, she missed the vein, yes a trained professional who had done 400 other student before me, MISSED MY VEIN

SHE HAD 400 PRACTICE SHOTS AND SHE MISSES

i hate needles...and ill never do that again, its FUCKINF MY BLOOD FROM NOW ON BITCHES

on a ligher note...myO has pming bak, so i think thats cool....
i love you all thanx for listening to my retarded dribble ~~~~<3

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Saturday, May 10, 2008

   J.D. goes to golf tournament, hilarity does not ensue
well, i found out on friday that~~~
my dad got into a golf tournament
i was ok with this, and said "ok"
he wants me to go to...i ask how long it'll b, and he tells me, i say "wow..ok then"
today, i wake up early, expecting the tournament to start early .....heres the day

7:35 i wake up and put on my pants nd walk around the house like a moron
7:36 i feed dogs and kat
7:56 i am bored, and the only person awake in the house
8:00 dad wakes up, and then wakes mom up to
8:11 mom attempts to make a conversation with me, i am not thrilled
8:15 dad tell me to get ready
8:17 im ready
8:18 i am now bored and go back to bed
11: 20 i am still the only one ready to go
12:45 we leave
12:50 i realize that cars make me sick
1:12 we get there

the tournament starts......
dad informs me that he signed me up to enter the tournament NOW, at this piont in my little adventure, and i inform him of my unhappiness
i start the tournament thingy....and i SUCK
luckly, i have my ipod to keep me company ^__^
im the oungest person there
the only one UNDER FUCKING 30 YEARS OLD
well, in the tournament anyway ^^
we're playing for like, an hour or two...and its apparent to me and those basking in my glory, that i suck anal fluids at golf
well, after a few "holes" or w/e
i hit an awsum shot
apparently, a really good shot XD
so, they tell me this, and i am happy
they r worshiping me, and i deserve this glory, for after all, i am a god
sooo, then another guy hits a good shot, and the spotlight i had is now lost, so naturally....i loose interest in the game
i like, get bored and i tell my dad this...and he is not enthralled
i end up leaving, and i head for the lodge
i find that there is the opposite sex on this crappy excuse for a bar....
i find a "freind" to hang out with
his name i cnt remember, but ill call him clappy for ur convinience XD
well, i look out for girls in my age range,seeing 3
seeing this excites me greatly
clappy start talking to one, i go for the other
i talk to her, and she seems ok, but admits she has a boyfreind
i end the conversation as soon as possible
i look to see how clappy is doin
they r making out, and his hand is buried in #2 girls croutch
his fingers will never smell the same again

i try to froget this immage as i head for girl #3
shes cuter, in fact cuter than girl # 1
im real smooth
i mean, IM not really sure how i pulled some of that off, but some how i got her to make out with me
i know
amasing ~~~~
i dont bury my fingers in her tho, for a real good reason to:
#3 : ur funny
me : yea im really awsum
#3 : ur pretty cute to
me : is that so...well u wanna do anything?
#3 : well, u could take ur penis and put it in my vagina

i froze
WUT
THE
FUCK

i couldnt believe she said that
i mean, u can probly tell by the conve. that she wasnt the fastest horse in the race, so i tryed not to overload her systems with complicated words an such...but...the last part was to much
I CANT TAKE FITH GRADE FORPLAY
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Tuesday, May 6, 2008

   SUPERMONSTERS ( the anthem of the phantems)
omg i still feel like fucking dancing
i need to get bak into goin out with girls
it feels so wierd trying to hoop up with them again ^^' and im sucking at it lol
god i love techno
i love u all to ~~~<3
i miss alot of you...
piont of interest ~~~
i gave birth to my first myspace last night ^^
its so gay rite now...but i have one :\
my freinds have been pesting me about it.....and i figured that myO is stabbed and bleeding to death...so ill try it out
omg i wanna go out
god i love the shadey crowd B)
im such a bad influence...
o well
^^ im doin pretty good, tho i feel like all my days r like, melting together...and im starting to loose track of the days of the week an stuff...
um.......wut else
hairs still geting longer btw...like its always growin o..o
OH im reading
my fav book of fucking all time
its my fucking bible now XD
called
"i hope they serve beer in hell"
i love the book
tho most of you r WAY to young to b reading it.....lol little people XD
god i need techno
and rock
but i dance fairly better in techno
lol i still need a gay guy to teach me to rave XD
dude, im not perticually fond of gay guys, due to tragic events in the past, but...like, every gay guy has one thing that he is the fucking greatest at...and alot that go to clubs can rave like they fucking invented it XD

well thazzz all lovers ^^
LESS THAN THREE <3
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Friday, May 2, 2008

because i got high ~~~~~
lol funny song ^^
well im gonna go to the woods this afternoon...so thats where ill b till sunday afternoon

laaa....
learned moree guitar today...yup
almost there <3
i feel like fucking dancing
like
clubbing type dancing
i wanna go to a party :((
not alot of cool people having any rite now tho
OH
fuck
its prom night
and lol im single XDfigure that...
fo sum raisen...im not really interested in any gurlz rite now...tho et is trying to hook me up with this fucking girl he met at a park....
eh......
to many latin girls everywhere
well its not that there's to many..its that thats all that there is here...not to b a hater, but latin girls jus dont do it for me for sum reason :\

ANYway
i still wanna dance
XD PARTY AT WHERE-EVER-I-AM
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