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Saturday, May 10, 2008
J.D. goes to golf tournament, hilarity does not ensue
well, i found out on friday that~~~
my dad got into a golf tournament
i was ok with this, and said "ok"
he wants me to go to...i ask how long it'll b, and he tells me, i say "wow..ok then"
today, i wake up early, expecting the tournament to start early .....heres the day
7:35 i wake up and put on my pants nd walk around the house like a moron
7:36 i feed dogs and kat
7:56 i am bored, and the only person awake in the house
8:00 dad wakes up, and then wakes mom up to
8:11 mom attempts to make a conversation with me, i am not thrilled
8:15 dad tell me to get ready
8:17 im ready
8:18 i am now bored and go back to bed
11: 20 i am still the only one ready to go
12:45 we leave
12:50 i realize that cars make me sick
1:12 we get there
the tournament starts......
dad informs me that he signed me up to enter the tournament NOW, at this piont in my little adventure, and i inform him of my unhappiness
i start the tournament thingy....and i SUCK
luckly, i have my ipod to keep me company ^__^
im the oungest person there
the only one UNDER FUCKING 30 YEARS OLD
well, in the tournament anyway ^^
we're playing for like, an hour or two...and its apparent to me and those basking in my glory, that i suck anal fluids at golf
well, after a few "holes" or w/e
i hit an awsum shot
apparently, a really good shot XD
so, they tell me this, and i am happy
they r worshiping me, and i deserve this glory, for after all, i am a god
sooo, then another guy hits a good shot, and the spotlight i had is now lost, so naturally....i loose interest in the game
i like, get bored and i tell my dad this...and he is not enthralled
i end up leaving, and i head for the lodge
i find that there is the opposite sex on this crappy excuse for a bar....
i find a "freind" to hang out with
his name i cnt remember, but ill call him clappy for ur convinience XD
well, i look out for girls in my age range,seeing 3
seeing this excites me greatly
clappy start talking to one, i go for the other
i talk to her, and she seems ok, but admits she has a boyfreind
i end the conversation as soon as possible
i look to see how clappy is doin
they r making out, and his hand is buried in #2 girls croutch
his fingers will never smell the same again
i try to froget this immage as i head for girl #3
shes cuter, in fact cuter than girl # 1
im real smooth
i mean, IM not really sure how i pulled some of that off, but some how i got her to make out with me
i know
amasing ~~~~
i dont bury my fingers in her tho, for a real good reason to:
#3 : ur funny
me : yea im really awsum
#3 : ur pretty cute to
me : is that so...well u wanna do anything?
#3 : well, u could take ur penis and put it in my vagina
i froze
WUT
THE
FUCK
i couldnt believe she said that
i mean, u can probly tell by the conve. that she wasnt the fastest horse in the race, so i tryed not to overload her systems with complicated words an such...but...the last part was to much
I CANT TAKE FITH GRADE FORPLAY
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