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Monday, May 12, 2008


   J.D. gives blood...no one ends up happy
well today was cool

trueth b told, i feel fucking great

saturday, i became whole once more.

i made out, if u recall, at once ending my dry spell with the opposite sex

yes, even i have periods of time when i have my flirting fluids drained , despite my awsomeness

TODAY I WAS BAK

rejuvinated, if u will

i feel awsum, 100% me...and here is basically wut happend : i went to school

sounds gay, but...i make school fun

history class, we talked about clinton, and gun control. i deliberatly pick the lossing side of arguemens to try to get the teacher fired up...like how i said i think everyone should b aloud to buy anytype of gun....as long as they dont have a criminal record. the teacher said i was asking for trouble. he was correct

lessi.....hmm wut else

DRUGS!!!

oooo yus

my drug policy is extream, going along the lines of "everything goes" ...this does not sit well with the class room, as this was said aloud

security comes and takes me to a ...room

they search me, and my bag ....only to find nothing

i am sent to the councelers' office, for a session. this mildly irritates me, considering its 2 hours of an old bitch drilling me for info of my incredible past.

i supress the urge to leave, and calmly toy with her mind.....

old bat : do you do drugs?

me: why? are you poisening me?

old bat : u know what i mean young man....why would a whide eyed and bushytailed young'n like you get mixed up in that crowd?

me : well i DID take the oath.....

old bat: what oath?

me: the oath of the BT of course!

oldbat: BT?? what is that?? IS IT A GANG?!?!?!

me: uve never heard of the oath of the BT? its the most sacred oath of all younge people...ur a counciler...u should know

oldbat: [ writing away on her cute little notepad] well, i dont...what does this "BT" stand for anyway?

me : bushy tail

her : here's a pass, get out of my office





thats wut i COULD remember...and its not much...i was there or a good 40 min tho...not that im compliaining since i missed spanish class...wich i loath

OH THATS NOT FUCKING ALL THO

i have a solid fear of needles...just so u guys know....and they desided that since i am seven teen...i should donate blood :|

i would rather be raped in the asshole by a herd of rino's than have that needle stuck in my vein. no lie.

so, they put the little rubber thing over my bicepts...and tell me to squeeze an stuff...they clean the spot over the vein...and then the china-nurse takes out a needle only slightly smaller than a fucking PVC pipe. this does not help my mental status. i freaked out. no, my heart stopped. i didnt even put up a fight..i was THAT scared. so, chinawhore puts in the needle...and i almost black out,,,,for anxiaty attack..........and then, i feel a wierd sensation. in my fucking arm, SHES MOVING THE NEEDLE AROUND, WHILE ITS IN MY ARM

i look at her, and a symphony of curses stream out of my mouth, ending with a calm "WUT THE FUCK R YOU DOING U WHORE!?!?!?!?!?!"

she is not thrilled.

turns out, she missed the vein, yes a trained professional who had done 400 other student before me, MISSED MY VEIN

SHE HAD 400 PRACTICE SHOTS AND SHE MISSES

i hate needles...and ill never do that again, its FUCKINF MY BLOOD FROM NOW ON BITCHES

on a ligher note...myO has pming bak, so i think thats cool....
i love you all thanx for listening to my retarded dribble ~~~~<3

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