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1991-03-25
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miami o.o
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2008-01-19
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i sell drugs >___>
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jd
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i have a tight, firm ass
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gundam wing...on toonami
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i havent watched it in years actually >__>
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in 7 months im moving out =)
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archery
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archery...it cums with my race XD
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Monday, June 9, 2008
my my my how the time must fly when u know ur gonna die by the end of the night ~~~
ive been listening to way to much streetlight manifesto lately :..
wellz, yesterday started out great, i just sunbathed, listening to bob marley from 7 in the morning...till like 5 in the afternoon. kick ass. then...my dad asked me to help him work on the motor for the rabolo...witch is out ocean-boat-thing...not to much work...soi agree....
basically i stood at the back of the boat, watching him work on the engine for like an hour. an there's like a water pump thing...witch sprays water from the rear of the bout....not that i actually thought about it....but the water cums ot at like 8,000,000 degrees. oh yes. i was just standing there, when my dad tells me to check to see if the water was cummin out properly...i walk 4 inches to the left, and it spews out and covers me. it felt like a volcano came all over me. i start stumbling all over the backyard...writhing in agony. dad found that funny, and instead of helpin me, laughs.( i cant blame the guy tho...i would do the same...) so...after about 30 min, i finally let it go and forgive him,...luckly im not burned tha bad...
well, after all of that, my dad wanted to go fishing...so i agreed...and i ended up doing EVERYTHING. i had to carry the battery, the motor, and all the gear.(fishin off the little boat on our lake)
well...we went all around...we had these little shiners...for bait....we didnt catch one fucking fish. yet, i manged to walk away at the end of the day smelling like vagina ~~~
but i also had squid for bait...and i was kinda playing with their eyeballs..( ADD much?) so...i also smelled like that. then, mom was cooking (for once) mushrooms, so the house stank of that....in short; i ended up smelling like vaginal vomit....no,no, not the orgasm ooohhh no. this now has graduated to a smell more like, if someone took a vagina, lets make it a jewish vagina, and threw up inside it, and then held the lips together for 20 min, and then took the stuff out and shoved it up my nose.
it gave me a headache
on a lighter note, my eyes hurts :..
probly from jumping of a 50 foot tree into a canal everyday for the last bit of forever XD
basterd hurts lika bitch...
OH! i had to rake leaves today, BECAUSEEEEEEE our tree got hit by lightning....witch im guessing is like mother nature's kemotherepy...cause all the leaves r fallin out....its a huge almond tree to...its been there for 40 years...im sad, i love that tree...its so chill
I FUCKING LOVE U STREETLIGHT MANIFESTO ~~~~~~~<3
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